I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 232: Master, Help Me Calculate My Fate_1

Chapter 232: Chapter 232: Master, Help Me Calculate My Fate_1

You stand still, and so do they; you take a few steps forward, and those guys still just stand there!

Planting your feet firmly, you glance over these seven people. Among them are both men and women, but those five men are a sight—crooked as a bag of mixed nuts and averaging no more than 1.7 meters tall, each with hair styled like a broom as if trying to stretch their height. They look noticeably disfigured.

As for the two women, calling them "kill-matt" would be an insult to the entire "kill-matt" family!

These seven people are just too eccentric, like demons and ghosts—walking into "Journey to the West" without needing any makeup!

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"

You stand five or six meters away from them, frowning and asking.

At that moment, one of the women pouts at you and, with a "pfft!" spits something at you!

Wait, that’s not saliva!

That instant, you feel a disturbance in the air in front of you, and your head slightly shifts to the left.

"Whoosh!"

A grating noise whizzes past your ear, and when you turn around, you see the trunk of a small Guihua tree snapped by an invisible energy wave!

Suddenly, you realize that if you hadn’t ducked just now, your neck would have been broken!

Sen Luo Eye, activate!

Two Sen Luo Curse Marks rapidly spin in your pupils!

"Pfft!"

The woman with the chicken-feather hair spits at you again!

Under the gaze of the Sen Luo Eye, her movements drastically slow down.

You notice that the air in front of her thick lip gloss stirs as soon as she puckers her lips. The space vibrates ferociously the moment her lips purse together!

When her lips suddenly part, the vibrating space seems to release accumulated energy, which howls forward!

At first glance, it looks like this chicken-feather woman is just kissing the air or spitting at it, but in reality, that’s her method of attack!

"Whoosh!"

The energy whizzes past your ear again, but this time it’s much easier to dodge. The Sen Luo Eye’s myriad uses make it possible for you to predict the direction of her attack even before she puckers her lips, allowing you to make the quickest and most accurate judgment.

"How could this be! He actually avoided my attack!"

The chicken-feather woman speaks in a very awkward version of Chinese, clearly with a Yamato accent.

By then, a Huang Mao guy next to her, no taller than 1.6 meters, chuckles and says, "I told you before, your spitting is too filthy; it’s a natural reaction for him to dodge."

Huang Mao’s Chinese is no better, also marked by a distinct Yamato accent.

"I don’t believe it!"

With that, the chicken-feather woman spits at you repeatedly, causing continuous destruction to buildings on the street behind you!

"Hey, are you done yet?"

Seeing the old street getting destroyed, you get angry!

An orange charm flies out of your pocket and lands in your palm.

"A Chinese Taoist? Heh, interesting. The Saintess didn’t mention this guy was a Taoist," Huang Mao chuckles oddly.

"What can a Chinese Taoist do, chant a few curses, and then help us pass on?"

"Pass on? Isn’t that for after we die?"

These seven beings, neither human nor demon, truly enraged you. Putting everything else aside, just looking at their appearances made you think they deserved a beating!

"Wind curse!"

The moment the Sen Luo Curse Mark started to spin, the talisman in your right hand was torn into pieces by a tornado, and a gale suddenly rose!

When the biting wind completely enveloped the seven, they realized they had underestimated their opponent!

"Little Tian, go kill him! This guy is not an ordinary Taoist, he is a Heavenly Master!" Huang Mao immediately sensed trouble. Two men shielded him in the center, indicating he was likely the leader.

Your face was grave as you swiftly sent another orange charm toward the swirling wind. This time, you prepared to manually cast a Mage’s wide-range damaging spell from an online game, Ice Roar!

"Quick!"

Accompanied by a roar, a short figure holding a dagger instantly turned into an afterimage rushing towards you!

The speed of the small figure was so fast that the naked eye couldn’t keep up, but his attack, which seemed almost certain, missed, and his body brushed past you.

"Little Tian, are you playing around!? Kill him now!"

The one called Little Tian quickly thrust back around!

His figure disappeared from everyone’s sight once more, but to you, his actions seemed slow as a snail!

You stepped back, once again dodging the attack.

"Ice curse!"

With your shout, the orange talisman that entered the whirlwind instantly turned into countless shards, which rapidly condensed the moisture in the air into fist-sized ice blocks, visibly growing in speed.

"Not good, retreat!"

As an ice block with sharp edges formed, Huang Mao immediately shouted at a tall and thin man beside him.

The tall and thin man spread his arms, and his hands actually morphed into bat-like wings!

Huang Mao and Guihua quickly clung to the tall and thin man, and the three of them took off with the wind and disappeared from your sight.

Meanwhile, Little Tian flickered next to another redhead woman and carried her out of the whirlwind.

As for the remaining two men, they joined hands and slowly began to fade from your sight—but of course, that was impossible.

To others, they might have seemed to disappear into thin air, but under the scrutiny of the Sen Luo Eye, their so-called Invisibility seemed rather comical!

Their invisibility was merely a skill similar to a chameleon’s, blending their bodies with the surrounding environment, making it appear as if they were invisible.

However, you didn’t expose their trick, you simply waved your hand, and both the gale and ice blocks instantly vanished into thin air.

Under the watch of the Sen Luo Eye, their bodies were not completely transparent but instead projected outlines that didn’t quite blend with the surroundings. If you had rushed forward now, you certainly could have pinned them to the ground and given them a good beating.

But for you, that was entirely unnecessary. Moreover, the previous commotion had already drawn many onlookers. You simply kept a watchful eye and turned into an alley, heading towards Chenghuang Temple.

The appearance of these seven people was definitely not by chance. You felt they would come again, and next time, you wouldn’t be so amicable.

Today wasn’t the weekend, so there were fewer people at Chenghuang Temple. You were more than familiar with it and walked straight into Chenghuang Hall.

At that moment, your mother was reading Tarot cards for two young people. After watching for a while and seeing the two young men leave, you finally sat down in front of her.

"Master, give me a reading," you said with a smile.

"Go away! You little rascal, are you here to mock your old mother?" Your mother gave you a disgruntled glance.

You chuckled and said to her, "Mom, I’m preparing to take a trip far away."

"Where?"

Seeing the seriousness in your tone, her brows furrowed with concern.