I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 21 This Woman is Crazy_1

Chapter 21: Chapter 21 This Woman is Crazy_1

"What can I do, the hourly maid auntie took a leave these past two days, and I’m too lazy to go downstairs, so I can only eat instant noodles." Lin Panxia had an indifferent expression, casually grabbing a bag of chips and munching away contentedly.

Xian Qianling glanced at her watch and saw that the hour hand was pointing to five o’clock. She thought for a moment and said, "Or call for takeout, I haven’t eaten either."

You were completely speechless, never expecting these two stunning beauties to live like this.

"Forget it, I’ll go to the supermarket and buy some groceries, I’ll cook for you tonight."

"You can cook?"

Lin Panxia got excited, her chest heaving again, making you dizzy.

Quickly covering your nose and tilting your head back slightly, you knew you had to pretend for a little while, "Of course, with my skills, getting a second-level chef certificate is no problem."

"Instead of bragging, you might as well go buy groceries earlier." Xian Qianling said irritably.

You shook your head, somewhat reluctantly, "Alright, alright, I’m going."

"I’m hungry too."

As soon as Zhaor spoke, you immediately felt energized, not saying another word, and ran downstairs.

"This guy, obviously prioritizing beauty over friendship." Lin Panxia muttered.

When you entered with bags in hand, you found that the four girls in the living room were already laughing together.

Xian Qianling was rarely seen smiling, like a plum blossom with frost, beautiful without being demonic; Lin Panxia was laughing heartily, sounding like someone singing "mother hen, mother hen, cluck cluck" which was hilarious; Wu Qiyi sat on Zhaor’s left side, still holding a book in her hand, now with a smile on her face, restrained, not as exaggerated as Lin Panxia, but her lips curved into a nice arc.

As for Zhaor, she was completely influenced by Lin Panxia, who held Zhaor’s right hand, her body shaking and trembling, waves surging, making you somewhat embarrassed.

This girl really had no inhibitions.

"Chef Li is here, Chef Li, hurry up and cook, can’t you see I’m starving?"

Lin Panxia was very familiar, having only met you for a few minutes, she started ordering you around.

And you glanced at her, muttering softly, "I don’t know if your stomach is flat, but just the weight of that chest is enough to sustain a week’s energy."

"What are you mumbling to yourself, hurry up, hurry up, this young lady wants a feast!"

Seeing you enter the kitchen, Zhaor also wanted to stand up to help, but was pulled back by Lin Panxia.

This girl even righteously said, "Sister Zhaor, how can beauties like us, with our heavenly fragrance, enter a kitchen full of grease?"

You just entered the kitchen and poked your head out, Lin Panxia made an encouraging gesture, "Go for it, I believe in you."

You gave her a disdainful look and then saw Xian Qianling looking at you with a malicious intent.

At that moment, you felt a chill down your spine, a feeling of being sold out.

"What are you looking at, go cook, we four beauties aren’t going anywhere, just take a good look when it’s time to eat."

Under Lin Panxia’s urging, you cooked six dishes and one soup: steamed bass, braised spare ribs, baby cabbage in broth, assorted shrimp, stir-fried greens, and a bowl of tomato, edamame, and egg drop soup.

When the food was served, Lin Panxia was the first to pounce, scooping up a spoonful of soup and putting it directly into her mouth.

"Careful, it’s hot!"

You had just spoken when Lin Panxia was already scalded by the soup, yelling while giving a thumbs up, "Tastes good!"

This foodie!

All five sat down to eat, and compared to Lin Panxia’s gobbling, Xian Qianling and Wu Qiyi were much more reserved, but from the joy on their faces, it wasn’t hard to see that they enjoyed the food you cooked.

The table was cleared, and Lin Panxia patted her belly, very satisfied, "I haven’t eaten so full in a long time."

Suddenly, she slapped the table, startling everyone to turn their heads towards her.

"I’ve decided!"

"What?" you asked.

"From now on, you, Comrade Li Muyun, will be this young lady’s personal chef!"

"Joking, I don’t have that free time."

You immediately refused, cooking for Zhaor was one thing, but for others, why should you?

"Hey, Comrade Li Muyun, you should know, sitting in front of you is one of the top ten beauties of Yuhang City, others can’t even get close to say a few words, now you have a chance to curry favor, and you’re refusing, is your brain broken?"

"That’s other people’s business, it has nothing to do with me, whoever wants to go."

You didn’t want to waste time on these three people, immediately stood up to clean up the dishes, and went into the kitchen to wash them.

"Small-minded, not at all like the men of our great Yuhang."

"Humph, your brother was never from Yuhang."

"You... Humph! Don’t fall into this young lady’s hands, you’ll see then." Lin Panxia pulled Zhaor’s hand, immediately changing to a cute smile, "Sister Zhaor, I’ll take you to my room to see something good."

You had just come out of the kitchen when Xian Qianling’s phone rang, after picking it up, her face gradually darkened, "... Yeah, I know, I’ll be right there."

"What happened again?"

Just from Xian Qianling’s face, you knew something must have happened.

Xian Qianling didn’t say directly, but picked up her coat from the sofa and said to you, "Let’s go."

"Where to?"

She didn’t speak, just looked at you.

"Alright, I’ll go tell Zhaor."

"Zhaor has Xiaxia to take care of her, don’t worry," saying this, Xian Qianling pulled your hand and dragged you out of the living room.

"Hey, you’re supposed to be a people’s police officer, not a robber! Let go, let go, I can walk by myself."

Encountering such an unreasonable and cold-blooded woman, you didn’t know whether it was misfortune or just misfortune, sigh!

From beginning to end, Wu Qiyi sat on the living room sofa, her head down reading a book, until you finally closed the door, then she slowly raised her head to look in the direction of the door, her lively eyes twinkling with a glint...

After the car got on the expressway, Xian Qianling immediately accelerated to 160 kilometers per hour, this woman was crazy!

All the way, you only heard the roar of the engine and the huge noise caused by the airflow colliding with the car, plus Xian Qianling’s erratic driving, after a while of tossing, when the SUV’s speed slowed down, you jumped out of the car without waiting for it to stop.

Phew, the feeling of solid ground is great!