I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 182: Little Guy, Competing with Brother_1

Chapter 182: Chapter 182: Little Guy, Competing with Brother_1

"My name is Zhao’er."

Zhao’er seemed a bit dazed and naive, which was a stark contrast to the Empress. After experiencing the Empress’s terror, Yang Kai and the others still habitually kept their distance from Zhao’er, considering her identity was clear for all to see, a millennia-old female corpse!

Yin Guihua glanced at everyone with a somewhat puzzled expression on her face.

Wu Qiyi then looked towards Xi Yu beside her. Xi Yu nodded slightly and stepped forward, taking Yin Guihua aside to whisper a few words to her.

Soon, Yin Guihua came over with a big smile, took Zhao’er’s slightly cold hand, and said, "Zhao’er, my name is Yin Guihua, but you can just call me Guihua. From now on, we are good sisters!"

Zhao’er looked at Yin Guihua with a somewhat bewildered face, not seeming to fully grasp the situation.

"Zhao’er, let’s go. Your clothes are a bit dirty, so let’s change into something clean."

Indeed, at the moment, Zhao’er was wearing clothes previously worn by the Empress, and some parts were torn and ragged. Her stunning face was also covered in dust. It was certainly time for a good cleaning.

You watched Zhao’er leave with Wu Qiyi and the two other women, actually wanting to add, "I can wash Zhao’er," but then thought better of it. After all, you didn’t want the infamous label of being a lecher to spread throughout Jiangzhe University.

That very evening, Fan Dongqing hosted a feast for all the elderly villagers, and you were naturally included in his invitation.

Fan Dongqing’s parents were also beaming with joy. On one hand, because the issue with the family orchard was finally resolved, and on the other, because Fan Yi had found a wealthy master with status and position.

Rural folk are straightforward and not prone to overthinking. They didn’t speculate further; Fan Dongqing initially thought that the Empress would leave without a trace. He hadn’t expected her to return and take a look at her parents, indicating that at least Fan Yi’s nature was still intact.

As long as Fan Yi was alive, he had no other extravagant wishes.

Several tables were set out for the banquet, and your group naturally took the central seats, becoming the focus of attention.

Among all, the villagers were most interested in the three beauties: Zhao’er, Wu Qiyi, and Xi Yu. Yin Guihua was considered a local beauty but paled in comparison to the trio.

The explanation you and Wu Qiyi gave for Zhao’er’s identity was simple: she was your girlfriend who had come all the way from Yuhang because she was worried.

As for other details, the villagers didn’t think too much about it. Even Fan Yi’s parents, who had lived with Fan Yi for over a decade, hadn’t scrutinized her face closely, so no one, besides Yin Guihua, connected Zhao’er with Fan Yi.

"Zhao’er, come, have a piece of pheasant meat, ah—"

Zhao’er was sitting to your left, and you carefully picked the bones from the chicken and fed the meat to her mouth.

As Zhao’er ate like a child, your face finally showed a look of relief and also a touch of happiness.

The separation of over three months made you suffer from longing, and because of it, you cherished your relationship with Zhao’er even more.

"Mmm~~ Crazy, I want some pheasant meat too," Yang Kai cooed in a nauseating tone to Xiao Feng, who was beside him.

Xiao Feng, without a word, quickly picked up a piece of chicken butt and stuffed it into Yang Kai’s mouth!

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"

The comical and aggrieved expression on Yang Kai’s face drew a round of laughter...

After the party ended, you were quickly faced with a little dilemma.

Where should Zhao’er sleep?

According to Wu Qiyi, it was natural for Zhao’er to share a room with her, but you knew Zhao’er’s habits all too well. She would inevitably crawl back into your arms in the middle of the night like an automatic navigator.

Upon hearing your words, Yin Guihua’s first reaction was, "I never would have guessed. I originally thought that within your Detective Agency, Yang Kai and that fat guy were the sleaziest, but it turns out that you, the leader, are even more lecherous. Zhao’er is so pure, cute, kind, and naive, and you’ve trained her to be like this?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

Yang Kai and Xiao Feng started to jeer at the side, and as a result, each got kicked by Yuhang.

"I don’t believe it." Wu Qiyi also looked at you with a skeptical eye.

"I don’t believe it either," Xi Yu added with a smile.

"I..."

"What ’I’? Zhao’er must sleep with us tonight, hmph, pervert!"

Yin Guihua pulled Zhao’er over, and before leaving, Zhao’er even reached out her hand to you.

You certainly wanted to keep Zhao’er with you, after all, the separation for such a long time had left you with longing that simple words couldn’t describe.

But you also understood that some things can’t be rushed; as long as Zhao’er was by your side, that was enough.

"Go on, they’ll take good care of you."

Zhao’er seemed to understand your words, gave you a few more glances, and then left with Wu Qiyi and the other two ladies.

After washing up, you lay in bed playing with your cellphone, while Xiao Feng scrubbed his bird’s nest-like hair with a dry towel, about to sit on the bed when you kicked him out.

"What’s up, what’s up?" Xiao Feng immediately jumped up.

My intuition told me that Zhao’er would definitely come over tonight, so you go and squeeze in with Brother Dongqing.

"No way, with such a good opportunity, how could I possibly leave? Besides, Zhao’er has such a great figure, if I could sneak a peek, it would be worth dying for."

Xiao Feng seemed to think of something, his face sleazy as he continued to dry his hair and wriggle his hips.

Seeing you not saying a word, he turned his head only to discover you were texting.

"Hey, are you texting Zhao’er?"

Xiao Feng hurriedly leaned in, only to find out that the recipient was actually Han Lele!

Then he read the message: "Lele, let me tell you, Xiao Feng once had a crush on three girls, the first girl’s name was An Qi, that was during the midsummer night when he was six years old..."

"Oh no! Brother! You’re my own brother, don’t do this! I was wrong, isn’t it enough that I admit it!"

Hmph, little punk, trying to fight with me!

To you, Xiao Feng’s weaknesses were too many, and right now, his biggest weakness was Han Lele. Han Lele was born with the Yinguo Body, and her personality was also relatively sensitive and emotional. She took her feelings very seriously, so she couldn’t stand hearing any emotional news related to Xiao Feng.

If you had sent that message just now, Xiao Feng probably wouldn’t be able to hold Han Lele’s hand for half a year.

"Okay, you’re ruthless, you’re really ruthless!" Before Xiao Feng left, he glared at you with eyes full of resentment and said, "You brat, just don’t let me catch your weakness, otherwise I’ll make sure you won’t survive the consequences!"

"Hehe, my biggest weakness is Zhao’er, but do you have the guts to tell her I used to like someone else?"

Just thinking about Zhao’er’s dumbfounded expression, Xiao Feng let out a deep sigh, "Forget it, even if I told her, she wouldn’t understand. You little rascal, I don’t know what good deeds you did in your previous life to deserve someone like Zhao’er this lifetime."

Saying this, Xiao Feng left dejectedly to find Fan Dongqing.