I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 144: Women’s Knowledge_1

Chapter 144: Chapter 144: Women’s Knowledge_1

As for the image on the phone screen, it’s better left unmentioned. Zong Wangyue’s taste is just too unique!

Even the demure Dai Zhenan couldn’t help but give Zong Wangyue a thumbs-up and say, "Brother Zongzi, thanks for eradicating the pests for the nation’s flowers."

"You guys know nothing!" Zong Wangyue said with a nonchalant attitude, "Everyone’s life is like a rainbow. You like your orange, and I adore my red."

"It’s all black, where the hell do you see red?"

Wei Shuxian glanced at the phone in your hand and couldn’t stop shaking his head and sighing at the Black Pearl on the screen.

By that time, you had already gotten through to Xiao Feng. After it rang for quite a while, Xiao Feng finally answered: "Hello, Zongzi."

From his voice, it wasn’t hard to tell that Xiao Feng’s mood wasn’t very high.

"What’s wrong? You sound like you’ve been abused."

Xiao Feng quickly recognized your voice, and asked in surprise, "Little Yunyun, is that you? Have you had your fun outside and come back?"

"Fun my foot, I almost died underground this time."

"Bro, I’m suffering here. Now it’s even more bitter than eating coptis," Xiao Feng started complaining at once. "You know? I’ve never felt as defeated as I do now in all my life."

"Hey, what’s your situation now? Who made you eat coptis?"

"I... Lele is ignoring me."

"Damn! I thought it was some serious problem, but it turns out to be this crap!" You rolled your eyes in annoyance, while the three people beside you all pricked up their ears, each wearing a face full of gossip.

All this time, in your eyes, Xiao Feng had always been a carefree soul, the kind who would use the sky falling as a blanket, yet this time he was brought to such a state by Han Lele.

"You know nothing, dickhead!" As if drunk, Xiao Feng started to talk nonsense: "I’ve never been moved by any girl before, even facing Goddess Wu was purely for admiration, but Lele is different!"

"Alright, alright, I get it. Where are you now? How are you holding up?"

"Me? I’m... sitting on a couch with bamboo mats, butt naked, holding a milk tea cup drinking liquor. Heh, heh heh heh... what do you think?"

You and the three people beside you exchanged glances, all showing surprise.

"Unexpected, huh? Madman always seemed like a lady-killer, but who knew the guy could fall so deeply?" Zong Wangyue remarked with a sigh.

Wei Shuxian frowned and asked the phone, "Hey, Madman, what exactly happened between you and Lele? Weren’t you two still joking and laughing yesterday at noon?"

As soon as this was brought up, Xiao Feng’s voice filled with bitterness came through again: "Two hours ago, I booked a table at a couple’s restaurant. Halfway through our meal, she suddenly said to me, ’Do you remember what I told you that time?’"

You exchanged glances and continued listening.

"On reflex, I said: ’Which time?’ Then she slapped the back of my head and said: ’You really don’t remember, huh. Humph, you really don’t love me anymore.’ Then she picked up her bag and left. I... I still don’t understand, where did I say the wrong thing? And that time she mentioned, which time was it exactly?"

Zong Wangyue slapped his thigh: "Damn! There’s no stopping a woman when she throws a fit!"

Hearing all this, you couldn’t help but sigh lightly and say, "You’re still too naive. Haven’t I told you before not to try to reason with women? Think about it, a creature that bleeds for seven days a month and doesn’t die is already a defiance of nature on this planet!"

The others nodded in agreement.

You continued, "Science has proven that a woman’s imagination when she employs intuition is second only to Van Gogh, and when they catch a cheater, their intelligence is second only to Einstein!"

Wangyue added, "A woman’s combat power when she’s angry is second only to Ultraman, and her dangerousness when she goes crazy is second only to a Tibetan Mastiff!"

Wei Shuxian picked up a large piece of beef and shoved it into Wangyue’s mouth, "A dog’s mouth can’t spit out ivory!"

You told Xiao Feng, "Madman, give up resisting, you can’t provoke this kind of creature. A proper compromise might bring more surprises, and that’s the only way out."

Xiao Feng seemed to grasp at a lifeline and asked, "What should I do now?"

"What else can you do? Call her, send her texts, and if she doesn’t reply, kneel down in front of her dorm building until she agrees!"

"No, isn’t that too embarrassing?"

You could already imagine Xiao Feng’s cheap expression.

"You’re feeling embarrassed now? When she’s giving birth to your child, why don’t you think about how painful it will be for her?" you said earnestly. "Brother tells you, in front of the woman you love, all that face and dignity, that’s all ****!"

"Alright, I’ll go right away!"

"Wait a minute!"

"What else is there? Leader." Xiao Feng’s attitude took a one hundred and eighty-degree turn.

"Inform everyone, we’re having a meeting at headquarters at six o’clock tonight."

"Roger that!"

You hung up the phone and saw Wei Shuxian and the others giving you a thumbs up!

"Boss, that was brilliant! A few words and you’ve solved Madman’s predicament," Wangyue’s flattery was the first to come.

Wei Shuxian spoke with a puzzled tone, "I feel like you’ve sent him down a road of no return."

"Love itself is a road of no return, to walk it or not is up to the individual. Madman knows that too, of course, but he’s accepted a bit of it. For some people with strong pride, apologizing to a girl may seem like groveling, but once you really fall deep, you won’t think that way anymore."

With that, you stood up, paid for everyone’s meal, "Let’s go, we need to meet that Elder Daoist Ma."

Qingjiang Alley is an old alley, but not narrow, quite wide actually. Although cars can’t park on both sides of the road, there are some shops and residents coming and going.

Elder Daoist Ma was sitting under a large osmanthus tree in the middle of the alley, with a small foldable table set up before him, and a banner beside it — "Fortune-telling for past and future life insights."

"Pfft, you can tell he’s a charlatan just by looking!"

Wangyue said dismissively.

You didn’t say much. After all, it was through such a unique profession, not accepted by society, that your mother had earned the money to raise you all these years.

"Ah, the arrival of four distinguished guests, what an oversight for not greeting you from afar."

Upon seeing you four, Elder Daoist Ma hurriedly got up to welcome you.

You looked at Elder Daoist Ma and asked, "How exactly do you go about fortune-telling?"

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