I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse -
Chapter 1214: Don’t Run, Let Mom Shoot You with an Arrow
Chapter 1214: Chapter 1214: Don’t Run, Let Mom Shoot You with an Arrow
This is a diamond, the hardest stone, and yet Dilia easily snapped it apart. You absolutely believe Dilia has the ability to smash all her bones, so you don’t linger in battle, failing to win, but who says you can’t escape?
Moreover, you didn’t know before the Seal of Truesky was activated, but now you are very clear.
This violent woman with a tendency for Lily actually turns out to be the other half of Crazy Woman’s soul!
Speak of irony.
You’ve just slept with the tender side of Crazy Woman, and right after an affectionate parting, you are suddenly blocked by the violent side of Crazy Woman, who clearly intends to pummel you to death!
"Trying to escape?"
Seeing you pull away and flee to the left, Dilia simply points a finger towards your back, and instantly a beam of golden light shoots towards it!
You can’t dodge, and the golden light passes right through your body, but soon after Dilia realizes you have turned into a clay figurine.
"Clay figurine substitute? Interesting."
At the same moment, Dilia abruptly turns around and observes a massive fireball with a diameter of over ten meters appearing in mid-air one hundred meters away as you are currently hoisting it high and throwing it in Dilia’s direction.
"Damn it, you’ll destroy the whole forest!"
Seeing Dilia open her arms fiercely, she starts performing a very stunning and elegant dance right there, and soon you notice that a golden yellow barrier is expanding from Dilia as its center, quickly moving in your direction!
After throwing the fireball and landing, you urgently want to turn around and leave, knowing that there is still a large gap between you and Dilia.
However, at this moment, you suddenly find that you can’t move!
Upon closer inspection, you see that your body is entangled by golden light rays, and under their binding, you are completely immobilized.
"Perish!"
Dilia issues a delicate scolding and, to your amazement, you find that the huge fireball you cast is effortlessly extinguished with a slap from Dilia; it felt as easy as popping a big bubble.
Then Dilia says something that triggers the urge to slap yourself across the face: "Are you an idiot? Don’t you know I’m immune to all Fire Magic?"
Dilia slowly walks toward you, and on her face there emerges a cruel smile unbecoming of the Elven Clan: "Damned humans, your recent actions almost destroyed the entire forest. As punishment, I will chop you into mincemeat and bury you in the ground as fertilizer!"
You remain silent. As Dilia comes within less than five meters of you, the ground beneath her suddenly trembles, and then, as if wrapping dumplings, the surrounding Earth quickly envelops and buries Dilia.
Seizing this opportunity, you have your body dive into the ground, making the fastest escape possible.
"You little brat, stand still for Mom! If you have the guts, don’t run away!"
Dilia bursts out of the ground and chases after you, looking somewhat disheveled.
This Crazy Woman!
Now that the tender part is separated, she is even more ferocious than a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
"Die, Bitch, if you have the guts, stop chasing after me! I don’t owe you anything, so why are you chasing me?"
Dilia is indeed fast, but you’re not slow either. Thus, a chase between the two of you unfolds.
"Bitch? What’s that mean?"
"Bitch is used to describe you, Crazy Woman!"
"Fine! You’ve got guts. If I don’t chop you up, I, Dilia, will never hit on chicks again!"
"If you don’t hit on chicks, what will you do, get Gan by me?"
You suddenly realize that running wildly while provoking Dilia with words is quite fun, albeit the process is a bit too perilous.
Fuck!
Almost got my crotch pierced by a Golden light arrow!
Dilia, while chasing, would occasionally release a kind of light magic. Luckily, you’re highly sensitive to the fluctuations of magical elements, often narrowly avoiding them. Otherwise, you’d likely end up skewered and barbecued.
Half an hour later.
"Die, bitch, aren’t you tired of chasing yet?!"
"If you don’t die, Mom will keep chasing you forever!"
One hour later.
"Gan! How do you still have the energy? How about we stop and push a cart like an old man to use up that excess energy, huh?"
"Sure, Mom will shoot you full of holes and use your hide as the cart handle before pushing it!"
Dilia was full of vigor, as if she didn’t know the meaning of tiredness. From her fingertips, beams of light constantly scattered more than ten meters in front of you. Meanwhile, you ran like a motorized machine, tirelessly sprinting and evading the light beams aimed at you thanks to your sharp sensitivity to elemental vibrations.
Five hours later.
"Hey, Crazy Woman, I never saw you this energetic in bed? Now I get it, you’re damn thirsty for Brother’s ’nourishment’, right?"
"Stop running, let Mom shoot you with an arrow!"
"How about letting me ’shoot’ you with something cheaper, huh?!"
"Bring it on!!"
One day later.
"You, you stop running..."
You both are humans after all. A full hour of relentless chase and escape had exhausted both of your stamina.
Dilia, due to lack of strength, was already leaning on a tree trunk; her fingertips pointed at you not far away, still flickering with golden light.
You were panting heavily, with half of your tongue hanging out of your mouth, soaked through with sweat from head to toe.
"Dammit, if you’ve got the guts, stop chasing..."
"You... you... if you’ve got the guts, stop running."
You knew Dilia’s strength; you understood that in this condition, it could be really possible for her to kill you.
And reasoning with this Violent Bai He is naturally going to lead nowhere. No choice but to resort to your ultimate move now.
Just as you were preparing to activate the Seal of Truesky, suddenly a very faint energy fluctuation came from a thicket on your right hand side, an old man holding an ordinary wooden stick slowly emerged.
Upon seeing the newcomer, the Violent Bai He immediately smiled brightly and said to the old man: "Archbishop old man, quickly use your stick and shove it hard into that kid’s Ju Hua! He’s the one who killed Farkas!"
The appearance of the Archbishop shocked you, it was just too damn coincidental!
As if he saw what was in your heart, the Archbishop advanced slowly, smilingly watching you: "Mu Yun, long time no see."
His tone was casual, as if chatting with an old friend, which you found rather odd, prompting you to frown and ask: "You recognize me?"
"Yes." The Archbishop nodded.
To tell you the truth, in this world, the one person you couldn’t see through was this Archbishop. And somehow, when in close proximity to him, you could sense a power that resonated with the Seal of Truesky deep within your soul.
Although this force was very weak, you still felt it with great accuracy as the Archbishop approached.
The Archbishop looked at you intently, chuckling lightly: "It seems, Mu Yun, your strength has improved a bit since last night."
"Hey, old man, why waste words on him, just catch him already!" Dilia complained impatiently.
The Archbishop ignored Dilia and continued: "I have something I want to discuss with you, do you have the time?"
At that moment, the Seal of Truesky deep in your soul suddenly trembled violently!
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