I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 119 Don’t Hit the Face_1

Chapter 119: Chapter 119 Don’t Hit the Face_1

"I..." You hurriedly pulled over Wu Qiyi’s pink quilt embroidered with flowers, your face slightly blushing as you asked, "I remember I was dressed before I passed out, right?"

A sly twinkle crossed Wu Qiyi’s eyes as she smiled and said, "I saw that your clothes were covered in dust, so I took the liberty of washing them for you."

"So... it was you who undressed me?"

"Yes." Wu Qiyi nodded straightforwardly.

"Heehee, Brother Mu Yun is blushing..."

Alright, you admitted that waking up to four stunning beauties staring at you, while you were squeaky clean wearing only a pair of floral shorts, was bound to make anyone shy, right?

Sigh!

A lifetime of reputation, ruined in an instant.

Just as you were thinking about how to extricate yourself from the situation, Xi Yu walked up with a plate in hand. Besides two bowls of fragrant millet porridge, there was also a constantly ringing cell phone on the plate.

Huh?

That seems to be your cell phone.

Seeing a sexy, business-suited beauty whose name you couldn’t recall handing over the phone, you thanked her and took it, discovering a call from Du Xishan. You couldn’t help but shrink into the covers to answer the call, "Hello, Lao Du."

"Mu Yun, where are you?"

Du Xishan’s voice sounded somewhat urgent, but you were too embarrassed to explain your current predicament, so you instead asked back, "What’s wrong, is something the matter?"

"Old Zhang is dead!"

"Which Old Zhang?" You hadn’t quite caught on yet.

"Shitou Zhang!"

"What!? Shitou Zhang is dead!" This time, you couldn’t care less about the so-called shyness, the difference between men and women, and you sat up sharply, "How did he die?"

"I’m not really sure about the specifics, Fatty told me. Moreover, before Shitou Zhang died, a mysterious cell phone sent a text message to Fatty."

"What did the text message say?"

Once you encountered a situation, your whole demeanor instantly shifted, and the shyness on your face was replaced by decisiveness; those furrowed brows made Wu Qiyi’s heart flutter with delight.

"Gourd Mountain Zhao Family Gully."

You hesitated for a moment, then said, "That sounds like a place name. Could it be that this place hides Shitou Zhang’s secret?"

"That’s what I’m thinking. Fatty and I discussed it yesterday, and we’ve decided to make a trip to Gourd Mountain Zhao Family Gully."

"Do you know where that is?"

"Hmm, Fatty has already looked into it. Gourd Mountain is in Southern Jiangxi, famous for its gourd-like shape, and indeed there is a Zhao Family Gully there." Du Xishan paused before continuing, "I heard you were ill; how are you now?"

"I’m better now."

"Well, if you’re better, then start getting ready. We’re leaving this afternoon."

"Okay."

Du Xishan seemed to remember something and added, "Oh, right, Fan Yi’s coming too, so prepare some gear for her."

Because the room was very quiet, everything Du Xishan said was heard by the four girls present.

Suddenly, you felt the atmosphere in the room become a bit peculiar.

Lin Panxia immediately tilted her adorable head and asked, "Brother Mu Yun, who is Fan Yi?"

At that moment, you felt like you were sitting on pins and needles, yet you had no choice but to explain, "Oh, she’s my classmate. As you know, I’m in the cultural heritage program, and in the whole program there are only two of us. You all heard what Lao Du said; it looks like he’s going to take us out for another field study."

Wu Qiyi smiled serenely, radiating grace and dignity, even as she softly admonished, "Be careful with everything, and don’t try to be brave like you did this time."

"I won’t, I won’t. Even if I were to act brave, I’d consider the opponent...I mean!"

You suddenly felt you had said something wrong!

"That being said, I’m almost fully recovered now, and I still need to prepare for the long journey, so can I have my clothes, please?"

You looked towards Xi Yu.

Xi Yu nodded slightly and turned to walk towards Wu Qiyi’s wardrobe.

What?

A wardrobe?

What’s going on?

However, what happened next was even more fatal!

Xi Yu actually took out your clothes from Wu Qiyi’s wardrobe!

And, what is that next to your clothes!?

Pink!

Light blue!

And with lace!

Underpants?!?

Oh my god! Good heavens! God Almighty! Tathagata Buddha!

At that moment, you felt suddenly blinded, yet you couldn’t help being curious and stared at the wardrobe for several seconds.

It wasn’t until Xi Yu turned around that you finally looked away, only to find the three female devils beside you already giggling incessantly.

It was too exaggerated, too terrifying!

Wu Qiyi’s schemes had completely surpassed the limits of what humans could fathom!

After taking the clothes from Xi Yu, you said to the four women beside you, "Um... could you please step aside for a moment? I need to put on some clothes."

"What’s there for a big man like you to be shy about," Xian Qianling said with an indifferent demeanor.

"Exactly, if Brother Mu Yun feels at a disadvantage, I’ll just take off my clothes and dress with you. Let’s see who can get dressed faster," another teased.

Forget it.

You gave up.

Negotiating with these three women was like bargaining with tigers for their skin!

Damn it!

You are a man, a dignified man! How can you be belittled by women!

Saying so, you braced yourself and with one swift move, you threw off the blanket and jumped out of bed, then put on your pants at the fastest speed you had ever managed in your life!

By the time the blanket had fallen, you had already put on your pants.

The speed impressed all four women.

"I’ve got something else to do, I should go now," you said.

As you reached out to grab your shirt, Xi Yu was quicker than you!

She actually snatched your clothes away!

"You, why are you taking my clothes?" you asked.

Who knew that Xi Yu would respond in a tone as neutral and calm as a robot’s, "Please don’t waste food, finish the porridge before you leave."

"Okay, okay," you conceded.

You were utterly defeated.

"Slurp, slurp..."

You downed a large bowl of porridge in one go, not sure if it was because you were really hungry or just desperate to leave that place.

In any case, you finished the porridge and then slowly walked out of Ladies’ Home under the watchful eyes of the four women.

The moment the door to Ladies’ Home closed behind you, you heard the sound of the four girls’ roaring laughter from inside!

o(︶︿︶)o Sigh!

"Old Shu, you’re finally back, I’ve missed you, brother!"

The moment you entered the dorm room, the shameless Yang Kai pounced on you, only to get a face full of pillow from you!

"Ow!" With a hurt expression, Yang Kai sat on the floor, legs curled, and with self-sound effects, said in a sad tune, "My frivolous husband, the new bride is as beautiful as jade... Even in deep sleep, I’m aware of the hour, mandarin ducks never sleep apart... Seeing the new bride smile, who hears the old one cry..."

You made a motion to hit him, and Yang Kai quickly stood up, laughing, and asked, "Hey, hey, you’re quite the charmer, huh! Ladies’ Home has a bigger reputation at our college than even the Forbidden City, and you managed to sleep there for three days! I’m so envious, really so envious!"

"Get lost!"

Just then, Liao Yong and Wei Shuxian walked in from outside. Wei Shuxian kicked Yang Kai to the side, then teasingly said to you, "Old Shu, I see you’ve slimmed down a bit, huh? Dealing with several beauties at the same time is indeed rather tough."

"Ah, spare me, hero... don’t hit the face!"