I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1105: Pest’s Heaven

Chapter 1105: Chapter 1105: Pest’s Heaven

Luckily, a pale yellow Magic Barrier appeared between you and the monster, otherwise you believe your head would be in that monster’s gaping maw within a few seconds.

While cursing Lei Xiu’s entire female family members between the ages of 15 and 40 in your heart, you started walking towards the mountain peaks.

Because of the magic cast on you, your walking speed was very slow, and you seemed listless, feeling like a deflated balloon.

As dusk approached and the sun weakly perched above the distant hills, you quickened your pace to save your life, but frustratingly, this overweight body made even stretching out your legs difficult, let alone running quickly.

"Damn it, if it wasn’t for my body being swapped by that bastard, I wouldn’t have to put up with this crap."

Glancing at the sunset on the horizon, you exerted all your strength, as if you were breastfeeding or consummating a marriage, and started to run in small steps.

However, when you were less than a hundred meters from the cliff, you suddenly discovered with despair that the Magic Barrier on both sides of the path had disappeared.

"Oh, for the love of God!"

You stumbled and once again fell to the ground, just as you realized a tiger with patterns revealing two large tusks was slowly approaching you.

"Who would’ve thought that suave, handsome me would die in the mouth of such a monster. Oh heaven, oh earth, dammit, I’m still a virgin!"

Accompanied by the tiger’s long roar, the tiger pounced towards you, and you instinctively pushed out both hands.

"Roar!"

The nauseating stench of blood made you almost pass out, but when you came to your senses, you found your hands were firmly holding onto the two large tusks!

When you saw the tiger’s gaping mouth, you instinctively shook your hands—"Bang!"

Seconds later, the thud of the patterned tiger hitting the ground came from a dozen meters away.

Huh?

Dumbstruck.

You stupidly looked at your hands, your expression as if you were holding two universal million-Gold silver notes from the Empire.

"What’s going on, when did I get so strong... Oh, right, this body belongs to that bastard Lei Xiu, it seems the rumors are true, this asshole really does have Innate Divine Strength."

"Roar!"

The tiger with patterns leaped up from the ground and lunged at you fiercely.

You didn’t dodge, but swung your fist and struck hard at the tiger’s jaw!

Indeed, as you expected, the tiger was effortlessly sent flying by you like a sandbag.

Looking at your hands, a lascivious smirk came over you, your expression as if there was a bed before you, with two enticing naked women lying on it—"Innate Divine Strength."

"Hehehe, Innate Divine Strength."

On the road, you kept that expression the whole time, thinking about your future life, and you started to show off.

You’re not really the type to dwell on minor issues, and after careful consideration, aside from the overweight and bloated body which made you feel a bit uncomfortable, everything else seemed pretty good.

After all, for a man, as long as you’re well-endowed—oh no, I misspoke—as long as you have money and status, what kind of beauty can’t you find?

And Lei Xiu’s identity—Son of the Empire’s Prime Minister!

How noble and glorious this status is, compared to that dog-crap village leader, they are worlds apart!

The most important thing is, you’ve heard that Lei Xiu has inherited his grandfather’s Domain of Blood and possesses Innate Divine Strength, allowing him to effortlessly fling an adult bull a hundred meters or so.

"So he’s just gotten a little fatter, right? Once I’m back, I’ll lose weight. Hehe, by then I’ll be calling the shots; whatever I want, I’ll get. Looks like I’ve hit the jackpot this time."

You come from an impoverished family, and your only dream in life is to live like those high-ranking officials, hugging beauties while counting your money.

It’s now the sunny March season, when grasses grow tall and eagles plump, and the blue sky is filled with clusters of white clouds.

The surroundings of the College of Yanluo are indeed pleasant, with scenic beauty. Once your thoughts are all sorted out, the flowers seem to beckon, and even the breeze seems to be smiling at you.

The air is filled with a fresh aroma, as if the world itself is a great beauty stripped bare, exuding an alluring scent that incites desire. Even the occasional weird magical beasts passing by seem as docile as kittens.

In the throes of arousal, you can almost see the bevy of beautiful women in the Azure Building shedding their clothes after leaving the Academy, spreading their legs and waiting for you with seductive smiles, igniting your refined tastes, and a strange song naturally springs into your mind: "How sweet your laughter, sweet as the flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Where have I met you before? Ah, in dreams..."

This is a very strange song, and even you don’t know where it originated from or who created it.

The lyrics and tune just slip out spontaneously without any thought.

Similar things have happened often in the past. Since childhood, your mind would naturally come up with strange thoughts. When you occasionally see a Magician flying by on a magic wand, you’d instinctively blurt out, "Pfft, what’s so great about that? If I had an airplane, I could definitely knock all you little guys out of the sky!"

However, after speaking, you’d be puzzled over the word "airplane" for half a day. Fortunately, your nature is carefree, and you don’t let trivial matters bother you. Over time, you’ve grown accustomed to it.

After wailing all the way, you stop. At the end of the road is a cliff, and there’s a small sign: "Don’t take the road back."

"Pfft, I never take the road back." You scornfully dismiss the person who wrote that sign.

As you look up, a small black dot in your pupil gradually enlarges, and after a while, a middle-aged man stands on a stone disc, floating down gently.

"Come on up."

The middle-aged man doesn’t even give you a sideways glance; his tone of speech is extremely arrogant.

You silently curse in your heart, then obediently follow the middle-aged man onto the stone disc.

Following the middle-aged man to the top of the mountain, you are intimidated by the sight before you; this isn’t an Academy at all, it’s a huge military fortress!

You and the middle-aged man are now standing at the entrance of the Academy. The gate is more than ten meters high, and the words "College of Yanluo" on the left side of the gate are carved out of five huge stones. Perhaps due to the existence of a natural barrier, the Academy has only one gate and no surrounding wall, because right next to it are intimidating cliffs!

Walking past the gate, the middle-aged man points to a towering tower in the distance and says, "Report there. Be careful on your way, don’t die on me."

The moment his words fall, the middle-aged man steps on the stone disc and flies away again.

Huh?

Die?

What kind of joke is this? There’s a risk of dying just from walking? What does the Frisbee Man mean by that?

You start walking slowly, and graffiti is everywhere. Even the ground beneath your feet is littered with a series of unhealthy messages:

"Want to taste some grapefruit with barbecued pork? Come to Building No.3, Zone C."

"Elder sister, is your place filled with cobwebs? But don’t come alone, remember. Building No.3, Zone C."

"Yummy grapefruit, **** barbecued pork, waiting for you every day. Building No.3, Zone C."

"Hehe, I’m starting to like it here." As you walk, you see many messages that you’ve dreamt of, and looking up at the sky, you let out a sigh, "This place is a pest’s heaven."

"Attack!"

At an intersection, you suddenly hear the sound of fighting ahead, and in no time, two groups collide, brawling and bloodied. Several men spot you. First, they’re taken aback, but then they approach you with cold laughter, swinging clubs in hand.