I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1089: Double Female Burial

Chapter 1089: Chapter 1089: Double Female Burial

What is the meaning of life, actually?

If you asked before, your answer would definitely be to eat big meals and marry a wife who is pleasant to look at and good in bed.

But now, you can’t come up with an answer.

It seems everything appears perfect now.

From childhood to adulthood, you have never cared about others’ opinions or strange looks because the road is yours to walk, why bother with others?

Maybe now some people will criticize you for being overly emotional, unfaithful, or shameless, but in reality, you just don’t want to leave too many regrets in your life.

Squatting in the corridor, leaning against the wall, you’ve been thinking for a long time...

Actually, all that was nonsense.

With your nature, how could you possibly have the energy for such messy nonsense.

The main thing is you got kicked out. Originally, in room number 37, you had a room, but now the room was occupied by the newcomer Xiao Meiyu and a child.

Then, none of the rooms were willing to take you in anymore, sigh. ╮(╯Д╰)╭

"At this time, you should smoke a cigarette and then sigh about the vicissitudes of life, the cold world, the changes of time, and being past one’s prime."

Xiao Feng mockingly imitated your posture, leaning against the wall, squatting in the corridor with you.

"Hey, you have nowhere to sleep tonight, right?"

You turn your head to look at Xiao Feng.

Who is Xiao Feng?

The two of you are like brothers, having grown up in the same open-crotch pants; he knows your temperament too well.

Hearing you ask this, he immediately grins and cheerily says, "Say the word, where do you want to go? Since Lele isn’t in the Eastern Sea right now, even through hellfire and flames, I will follow you to the end."

"Really going with me?"

"Yeah."

"Through hellfire and flames?"

"Yeah!"

"Alright, let’s go!"

Saying this, two Red Talisman Papers flew out of your pocket and stuck onto Xiao Feng’s legs.

"Fast Divine Transportation Curse!"

You grabbed Xiao Feng’s arm, and the two of you quickly turned into a blur, stepping on air, running rapidly towards the Northwest direction!

"Damn! Damn! Your Fast Divine Transportation Curse can actually fly!"

Mid-air, as Xiao Feng spoke, his mouth was full of wind, making his speech unclear.

"Nonsense, the Fast Divine Transportation Curse is originally a Wind Control Technique; if it couldn’t fly, it would be the Turtle Progress One Centimeter Curse."

"Where are we going?"

"The night is long, I can’t sleep, find an exceptional beauty to chat with, talk about life."

"Oh? You actually know an exceptional beauty?"

"She’s a rare gem on par with Zhao’er in the human world."

"Really!?"

"No kidding!"

"Hohoho..."

Twenty minutes later, Xiao Feng stared at you with a dumbfounded expression.

"Holy moly! Since when does an exceptional beauty live in a tomb!?"

You picked your nose and flicked out a black booger, with an indifferent expression: "If you don’t want to go down, you can leave. I won’t stop you."

"Gan! In this desolate place, with no village ahead and no store behind, how do you expect me to leave alone?" Xiao Feng covered his head with a painful expression, "Damn it, I should have thought of this earlier, given your nature, how could you possibly introduce me to an exceptional beauty. Well, since I’ve been tricked into coming, let’s go down and see... Damn you, Li Muyun, wait up for me!"

This Innate Bagua Formation and labyrinthine passage you’re all too familiar with; after taking Xiao Feng through a few turns left and right, you easily entered the main tomb chamber.

"Hey, I say, you’re too familiar with this place, don’t tell me you’ve really hidden a beauty in a deep tomb here."

No response. At this time, you were standing next to Xiao Feng in front of an upside-down coffin.

"Wow, the Dragonfly Touches Water burial site!"

Xiao Feng, looking horrified, and as the vice president of the supernatural detective society, although tomb feng shui was not his strong suit, he had some knowledge and recognized it as the legendary Dragonfly Touches Water site.

"Hey, something’s not right. Before entering, I used Heaven’s Eye to scan the surroundings, and this place isn’t located on a Dragon Vein. The feng shui is just average, and to put it bluntly, it’s a dead spot, so why would someone set up such a complex tomb here?"

You offered no explanation, raised your hand, and slowly aimed at the inverted coffin. With a gentle pause of your right hand, a "click" sound was heard; the coffin quickly cracked, revealing a much smaller crystal coffin inside.

Approaching to take a closer look, Xiao Feng said, frowning: "Strange, she’s not human, there’s no soul fluctuation in her; nor is she a zombie, since there’s not a trace of corpse energy in her; what exactly is this thing?"

Looking at the former Demon Emperor inside the crystal coffin, you sighed softly, "I don’t even know her name. What I’m clear about is her identity, a being who once made both gods and demons tremble. And now, she is dead, as dead as can be."

"Since she’s already dead, let’s just bury her."

Xiao Feng immediately said.

"Yeah, that’s my purpose for this trip. My instinct tells me not to let her reappear in the human world, otherwise it will surely bring a calamitous disaster."

"What should we do now?"

Xiao Feng turned to look directly at you, and you shrugged, saying with a smile: "It’s simple, let’s find a place to bury her."

"Ha!?"

"What, you disagree?"

"Do I have a choice?" Xiao Feng turned his head to ask.

"Apparently, you don’t."

Your response was met by Xiao Feng’s middle finger.

You and Xiao Feng carried the crystal coffin out of the ancient tomb.

"Where are we going now?"

"Let’s just wander aimlessly first."

"No way, two grown men carrying a coffin, with a heavenly fairy-like woman lying inside, if someone sees this, they might think we are stealing corpses for ghost marriages."

You thought about it and said solemnly, "Previously, during the Eternal Night, I was tricked by the Saintess. Instinct tells me that the terrible woman must have left something behind, so we must not let her get this body."

"Why don’t we just cremate her?"

"Cremate?" you looked at Xiao Feng as if he was an idiot, "Unless you throw her into the Taishang Laojun’s Eight Trigrams Furnace, ordinary flames can’t even hurt her fur."

"That incredible?"

As the two of you spoke, you were walking on air, and suddenly Xiao Feng pointed to a cemetery below, "How about that place?"

"Cemetery?"

"Yeah, if you bury her deep in the mountains, with the Saintess’ means, she might find it. Let’s bury her in a common cemetery, she probably won’t notice then."

"That’s a good idea; I didn’t expect you could have a moment of clarity."

"Get lost! My brain always works well!"

Afterward, the two landed in a cemetery.

Sweeping around, Xiao Feng couldn’t help but say with a laugh, "This turns out to be a family cemetery, even better."

"Yeah."

You pointed to a nearby tombstone, "Let her be."

Under the moonlight overhead, Xiao Feng carefully looked at the tombstone: "Wenxiu, sounds like the name of a beautiful woman, wow, she’s even from the period of the Republic of China."

You swung your foot at Xiao Feng, which he dodged easily as if he had eyes on his back.

"Ha ha, trying to sneak up on me? No way. Brother has been practicing lately, although not overpowering, but... ow!"

Suddenly, a kick from the left foot made Xiao Feng stumble onto Wenxiu’s tomb.

Rolling your eyes, you said: "Enough with the nonsense, start digging, bury them together, I’ll add an absolute barrier outside the coffin."

Search the lightnovelworld.cc website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.