I Go to the High Seas for Fishing But Get Hunted by an Aircraft Carrier -
Chapter 209: End the Battle and Prepare for the Feast
Chapter 209: Chapter 209: End the Battle and Prepare for the Feast
Having said that, Ye Chen was about to end the stream, but it seemed like he remembered something.
He added another sentence: "Oh right, tomorrow is Friday, right? I might take a day off and resume streaming on Saturday!"
"Farewell!"
...
Having finished speaking, Ye Chen ended the stream with lightning speed before they could cover their ears.
Why so quickly?
Because if he was slower, this group of people would start arguing with him about whether crocodiles are fish or not.
As for whether crocodiles are actually fish, Ye Chen’s heart was clear as a mirror.
A crocodile is a high-level amphibious reptile, where the hell is it any kind of fish?
The reason he said so was solely due to his fragile self-esteem.
How could he admit to the whole internet that he didn’t catch any fish today, that he had been "air force"?
Wouldn’t that be too embarrassing?
After packing up his fishing gear and live streaming equipment, Ye Chen looked at the setting sun over Yangliu River, facing the sunset, he revealed a bitter smile.
When will he be able to break the curse of not catching fish and get the label of a technical fishing streamer from the Kuai Dou platform?
Wanting to replace Teacher Deng Long and become Hua Country’s Fishing King...
...the road is long and full of challenges, such a heavy responsibility and such a long journey!
Soon, everyone had packed their stuff, and the elders from the Jiang City River squad rode off on their little electric scooters.
Ye Chen rode the azure blue farm tricycle, with Liao Xuexue and...
... Ye Chen’s catch of the day, that crocodile, sitting in the cart.
As for Ye Chen, he sat in the single-driver seat, wearing sunglasses, looking extremely cool as he led the twenty or so elders on their little electric scooters away from the university under the watchful eyes of many students...
"Damn, Teacher Ye is really cool, a tricycle with a beauty and even a crocodile???"
"Holy shit, is this supposed to be a ’Beauty and the Beast’ scene??"
"Dude, you’re brutal, calling it ’Beauty and the Beast,’ is that even appropriate to say?"
"Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. Teacher Ye’s catch today seems to be just that crocodile!"
"Be confident, take out the ’seems.’ I watched Teacher Ye’s stream the whole time today. This morning, Teacher Ye’s catch was a junior from the History Department, and this afternoon’s catch was that crocodile in the cart!"
"Ah, if only I could be as carefree as Teacher Ye someday!"
"I thought that Python Brother, who used a divorce certificate for bait, was outrageous enough, but Teacher Ye is even more so!"
...
Under the discussions of the crowd, Ye Chen and the elders first went home to store their fishing gear.
Then at their usual spot.
They gathered at this barbecue restaurant!
The owners of the barbecue restaurant were taken aback when they saw Ye Chen walk in with a crocodile more than two meters long that was still breathing.
"Holy shit, Teacher Ye, where did you get this crocodile from?"
"Yeah, this wouldn’t be a protected animal, would it? Wouldn’t that get you thrown in jail?"
Ye Chen shook his head: "Relax, this is farmed crocodile, not a protected animal!"
"Could it be that this is Teacher Ye’s catch? Teacher Ye finally caught a fish!" said the boss’s wife, giving Ye Chen a thumbs-up.
At this moment, the boss sneered and said disdainfully to his wife, "Woman, you really are uneducated! Although ’crocodile’ has ’fish’ in its name, it does not belong to the fish family!"
"You dingbat, I was just trying to boost Mr. Ye’s morale, alright?" The proprietress, whose stage was stolen, smacked her husband on the head annoyedly and said.
Ye Chen: "..."
At the same time, Old Liao squeezed to the front of the crowd of elders and shouted towards the owner and his wife: "Make sure to prepare this crocodile for me today, roast it, we’re having a crocodile feast!"
"And save those crocodile eggs for me!"
The owner took the crocodile from Ye Chen’s arms, then looked at Old Liao with a mischievous smile.
"I mean, Old Liao, you’re up there in age, what do you need crocodile eggs for? Are they of any use?"
Who knew, Old Liao just snorted coldly: "This is what you call getting even!"
"Besides, who says old age means incapability? Haven’t you heard the saying?"
The owner and his wife furrowed their brows and asked in unison: "What saying?"
With a grand wave of his hand, Old Liao declared: "Lian Po is old, but still good for battle!"
The owner and his wife: "..."
As jokes and banter flew about, Ye Chen, Liao Xuexue, and the group of old men from the Jiang City River squad found a large table to sit down at in this modestly-sized barbecue restaurant.
Their seating arrangement was the same as before, with Ye Chen and Liao Xuexue sitting together, and Old Liao sitting next to Xuexue.
Meanwhile, the owner, holding the crocodile, walked into the kitchen.
From the kitchen came occasional grunts and heavy breathing from the owner.
Those in the know would think he’s dealing with the crocodile, others might wonder what he was up to!
The proprietress, on the other hand, brought out several plates of sunflower seeds as snacks and placed them on the table for everyone.
She also brought over a chair and sat opposite Ye Chen and the others at their table.
Curiously looking at Ye Chen, she eagerly asked: "Mr. Ye, where did you go fishing today? And what did you catch?"
Ye Chen replied with a wry smile: "I went to the Yangliu River behind Jiang City University..."
Before Ye Chen could finish, the proprietress started her tale.
"Oh my, the fishing at Yangliu River is excellent! Even though we don’t fish, a lot of fisherfolk come to dine here, and they all say that there are big black carps and big silver carp in the Yangliu River!"
"It’s impressive, there was a fisher who caught a silver carp weighing over sixty pounds last month, it was amazing!"
And Old Liao took over and began to brag: "Psh, you can’t even imagine what Mr. Ye caught!"
Old Liao, excited and spitting stars, began recounting Ye Chen’s glorious achievements of the day to the proprietress.
"I’m telling you, Mr. Ye saved someone’s life today!"
"It’s truly life-saving, and he even received a banner, guess what it says?"
"To save one on the water is better than building a seven-tiered stupa!"
The proprietress listened with a blank face as Old Liao elaborated.
It was all about how Mr. Ye, with a flick of his fingers, predicted the auspicious time and place where a female university student would fall into the water.
It went on about how he predicted a crocodile would appear, posing a threat to the residents of Jiang City.
In the end, Ye Chen himself felt somewhat embarrassed by the exaggerations.
As for Liao Xuexue, she looked helplessly at her grandfather.
Following these few days of fishing with her grandfather, she had come to see a different side of him.
This was so unlike the man he was at home, a complete change of character!
By now, it was 7 p.m., and the central media was broadcasting the news update.
"Good evening, dear viewers, it’s Thursday today, welcome to today’s news update."
"Coming up, please tune in to our report on the international situation..."
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