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Chapter 952 Don’t worry, Ting Ge is not reckless (450+ votes for monthly ticket update)

Chapter 952: Chapter 952 Don’t worry, Ting Ge is not reckless (450+ votes for monthly ticket update)

Chen Tong was thrown into the study room by Yu Jingting.

Yu Jingting pressed a switch and a section of the ceiling receded, slowly revealing a foldable metal frame with two steel hooks made of rebar.

Chen Tong had already focused his eyes on it.

What is this?

"You’re going to torture me?!!"

What normal household has this kind of thing?

Yu Jingting neatly hung one end of the hemp rope on a hook, and with a tug, Chen Tong was hoisted up, his legs off the ground.

"I had thought that when the kids at home got older and didn’t listen, I’d hang them up and spank them, but my kids are too sensible, I never get the chance to use it."

Yu Jingting did want to use this contraption for something different with Suizi, but she firmly rejected it and even gave him a big slap in the face.

"I won’t tell you anything, don’t waste your energy!" Chen Tong didn’t believe this guy would dare to do anything to him.

"Tough talk." Yu Jingting took a cigarette from his pocket and lit it adeptly.

On the wall behind him, written by Suizi herself, was a line of bold characters: No smoking in the study room.

Yu Jingting blew a puff of smoke at Chen Tong, who coughed violently, a look of disgust on his face.

"You don’t smoke? Tsk, useless."

Chen Tong closed his eyes, planning to be uncooperative, regardless of what this scoundrel Yu Jingting did, he wouldn’t comply.

"The young man’s pretty stubborn. Rest assured, I’m not the kind that abuses private punishment."

Yu Jingting patted Chen Tong’s shoulder and walked to the window, pushed it open, and shouted toward the courtyard to Ma Dong:

"Big son, fetch the Tieqiu or Tiebing~"

"Okay!" Ma Dong ran to the goose pen and picked up a goose that was neither too large nor too small.

This was Tiebing the second.

Wang Cuihua always missed the old goose that had accompanied her for so many years, so Suizi caught two young ones for her, and now they were just the right size.

Ma Dong brought the goose to the window and Yu Jingting reached out to take it.

"Bringing the goose into the house will upset mom." Ma Dong curiously looked at Chen Tong, who was hanging in the study room.

"No problem, your mom won’t really scold me."

"Dad, does it hurt to hang someone up like that?" Ma Dong asked, as little boys are typically interested in such novel things.

"Hanging up doesn’t hurt, but don’t you think about it. With your performance, you’d have a hard time experiencing this. This is the kind of treatment that only very wicked children get. Good kids like you don’t stand a chance."

Yu Jingting asked Ma Dong with a sly look, "Son, tell me, if your mom asks about the goose later, what will you say?"

"Dad asked me to bring it in?"

"Wrong, think again."

"Uh—" Ma Dong, a sharp kid, caught on in a flash and ventured, "The window was open, and the goose flew in by itself?"

Yu Jingting patted the top of his head in satisfaction, proudly saying, "Look at my big son, so clever. Go play."

"I’m going to tell Suizi, you’re leading the child astray!" Chen Tong had just witnessed Yu Jingting’s shamelessness, and felt even more that this man didn’t deserve Suizi.

Not only was he messing around with these dangerous things at home, but he was also teaching the child to lie!

"You still have the leisure to worry about others? Goose pecking is painful, you know. In the countryside, there are cases where they peck off children’s fingertips. Hey, what if it ’accidentally’ pecks you and hurts you, what then?"

Yu Jingting casually took a piece of goose weed out of his pocket, which was specially grown for the two geese at home. He had plucked several leaves just as he came in.

Seeing the goose weed, Tiebing immediately let out an excited cry. Yu Jingting fed it a bit, then under Chen Tong’s astonished gaze, he unzipped Chen Tong’s trousers, tucked the goose weed inside, and zipped them back up. Mm, it snapped securely in place, perfect.

"You bastard!!!" Chen Tong was so angry his face turned red, he had never seen such a shameless person before.

"Did you or did you not betray us? Confess truthfully."

"Suizi! Chen Hansui!" Chen Tong shouted at the top of his voice, but no matter how long he yelled, Suizi didn’t come. Instead, three little heads appeared at the window.

Ma Dong, leading the boy and girl twins, lined them up by height to watch the spectacle.

"Mom is rolling out noodles in the kitchen and can’t hear," Luoluo said with interest, blowing a kiss to her dad without forgetting.

Yu Jingting blew a kiss back to his daughter.

"You dare torture me in front of the kids?!"

As Yu Jingting gradually approached, Chen Tong’s voice also gradually lost its composure.

Yu Jingting came over holding a big goose, which pecked Chen Tong right on the forehead.

Chen Tong yelped in pain.

The boy and girl twins covered their eyes in unison, peeking through their fingers.

"Brother will take you to build a sandcastle, there’s nothing to see here," Ma Dong, conscientiously taking on the role of the eldest brother, led the two kids away.

Bobo wasn’t much interested in the scene anyway, but Luoluo wasn’t having it; she squatted on the ground, and with a show of stubborn strength, broke free from Ma Dong—she wanted to watch!

"Brother will buy you firecrackers," said Ma Dong, the second richest child in the family after Jiaojiao.

"Five," Luoluo said, reluctantly turning away from the commotion inside, feeling that the noisy scene was more interesting.

"Okay," Ma Dong agreed and pulled a portion of the curtain from outside, just enough to cover what little kids shouldn’t see.

Yu Jingting’s voice came through the window, "Not talking? Next time, who knows where it’ll peck."

Luoluo stopped in her tracks, wanting to watch but now she couldn’t.

She turned to Ma Dong with a pitiful look and said, "Brother, I think I got a bad deal..."

Five firecrackers in exchange for a rare spectacle didn’t seem quite right.

She could always get firecrackers from her uncle or dad, but where could she see such a thrilling drama again after today?

"Then, how about brother buys you some more balloons? Bobo will get some too," Ma Dong was very responsive to his younger siblings’ requests.

The boy and girl twins were extremely pleased, forgetting all about their regrets.

Inside, Chen Tong was both angry and in pain, feeling deeply humiliated.

"Still not talking? Come, Tiebing, aim for the target—"

"Yu Jingting, you son of a turtle, if you have the guts, kill me!"

"Wouldn’t that be illegal? Only if I’m insane to give up my current happy life to do something illegal. But if the goose accidentally pecks you and makes you childless, that would just be an accident..."

Yu Jingting took three cigarettes out of his pocket, stood them up side by side in front of Chen Tong, and lit them.

"Using cigarettes as incense, I commemorate your son, your grandson, your grandson’s grandson—after today, you’ll never again know the joy of being a father."

"..." Chen Tong just wished the strong wind from before had blown away this once-in-a-lifetime trickster, suspecting that if you cracked open his head, the brain inside would surely be black!

Suizi’s nimble hands rolled dough on the board, quickly turning the plump dough into slender noodles. She cooked them in boiling water, rinsed them, and added various ingredients to a hot pot, pouring the finished dish over the noodles. And just like that, a seemingly simple sea cucumber pulled noodles dish was ready.

When Yu Jingting entered, he could smell the delicious fragrance; taking a deep breath, he thought, yes, this is the smell of home.

"How was the communication?" Suizi asked.

"Well, Chen Tong truly wasn’t a betrayer, he did do something human after all." It’s just his motive wasn’t entirely pure.

Thinking of what Chen Tong had confessed, Yu Jingting’s gaze towards Suizi slowly deepened.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face—mmh!"