I am chasing a rough man in the 80s -
Chapter 800: Died Laughing at You
Chapter 800: Chapter 800: Died Laughing at You
"That coward! I only shouted at him and he wet his pants!" Yu Jingting had never seen anyone as timid as Shen Jun before.
Even though Shen Jun had provoked him, Jingting thought he should have responded, even if he just took a swing, or got floored, at least he would’ve shown some manliness.
But Shen Jun wet his pants as soon as Jingting yelled at him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, he’s not a real man." Wang Cuihua was satisfied with the gossip.
"Grandma, even a girl wouldn’t be as timid as him. Luoluo is very brave! She wouldn’t wet her pants!" Luoluo shook her bird-poop-stained cloak proudly, emphasizing her heroine status.
"Exactly, calling him a woman is an insult to us. He’s just pathetic. How did he even get into school? He’s a waste of a spot."
Wang Cuihua’s words resonated with everyone. Suizi too thinks that Shen Jun is truly pathetic.
"Did you hit him?" Suizi asked.
Yu Jingting looked innocent.
"It’s like he signed up to be beaten. What, I should’ve just let it slide when he called me a street kid?"
When confronted with playing dirty, you beat them into submission. It’s the way of the Jianghu world.
" He really had it coming..." Suizi had no sympathy for Shen Jun.
She was glad her sisters ran off quickly, because a life with a coward would’ve been joyless.
Liu Yanan bought standing-room tickets and returned to her hometown.
Shen Jun now remains in Beijing to care for the elderly, resentment brewing in his heart.
"With his temperament, I doubt he’ll take care of the patient sincerely. He’ll definitely find an excuse, seek revenge on us and this will probably continue. I feel sorry for his father, how did he end up with such a useless son?"
He is bad, stupid and cowardly. Instead of sincerely staying with his father who just had surgery, he preferred to run to Suizi’s house for a pointless revenge.
"The way he is, if I beat him up, he’ll take a detour to avoid our house. He wouldn’t dare to come here again."
Yu Jingting didn’t take Shen Jun seriously.
"An evil person needs to be polished by another evil person..." Suizi said looking at Jingting.
"Who are you talking about? Who’s the villain here, huh?" Yu Jingting started to flirt with his wife again, threatening to kiss her if she said something he didn’t like.
"I am the villain, okay?" Suizi, who wanted to save face and prevent Jingting from losing his in front of everyone, decided to take all the blame herself.
Shen Jun’s antics were merely amusement for the Yu family, which they soon forgot about.
Suizi began to discuss Chen He’s pig farming plan with Jingting. Hearing this, Jingting’s interest was piqued.
"Pig rearing is my forte!"
"!!!". Couldn’t he say that without looking at her so pointedly?
Outraged, Suizi pounded the table and blurted out: "Forte, my ass! When I got married, I was 140 pounds. Now I weigh only 90!"
Regret immediately washed over her. Had she not just admitted that she’s a "wild boar spirit"?
"Hahaha, you’re going to laugh me to death!" Yu Jingting laughed heartily, making Suizi even angrier.
"Laugh one more time and you’re not sleeping in the bed tonight!"
That threat managed to wipe the smile off Jingting’s face.
"Let’s get back to the pig-raising topic-- you started it first, I didn’t call you a little wild pig spirit... Besides, you should judge the value of a goblin based on their battle record, not their weight. Just think about how much energy you’ve taken from me. This means I’ve been raising the pig well."
"Yu Tiegen, can’t you talk properly?!" Suizi was almost flipping the table.
Jingting didn’t want to tease her anymore and risk damaging the high-quality pear wood table!
So, they stopped joking around and seriously discussed Chen He’s project. In the end, they concluded that it was feasible.
"Even though we won’t make this our main business, we shouldn’t put all our eggs in one basket. Having multiple investment projects is a good idea."
"Then I’ll meet with Chen He this afternoon to discuss it. I also need to collect a debt at the roller rink, so I’ll meet him there."
Suizi nodded, and the matter was decided.
Yu Jingting was fine handling the accounting check alone, so Suizi decided to stay home in the afternoon, tasked with the challenging job of cleaning Luoluo’s bird poop-stained scarf before her mother got home.
When Jingting arrived at the roller rink to meet Chen He, Chen He was already waiting there with his son, Chen Tong.
"Why isn’t TongTong playing soccer today?" Yu Jingting asked. He always kept track of the boy’s progress.
"He was going to, but he suddenly said his stomach hurt. He insisted on coming with me. What a pain, he’s nearly grown but still so clingy." Cheng He looked at his son affectionately.
"Dad, I want a grilled squid." Chen Tong pointed at the food stall in the roller rink.
"Go grab it, it’s on my tab," Yu Jingting gestured and Chen Tong ran off.
Jingting and Chen He went into the office to chat while Chen Tong wandered from stall to stall. Everyone here knew he was the boss’s relative, so he could have whatever he wanted on credit.
Chen Tong grabbed a bottle of soda and two skewers of grilled squid. Holding the food, he headed towards the office.
Reaching a deserted corner, he quickly took a small packet of powder out of his pocket and sprinkled it on the squid. The white powder quickly blended into the red sauce, undetectable. He sniffed it, no odd scent, that’s good.
He also added a little into the soda.
Chen Tong showed a satisfied smile.
This was what he had stolen from his aunt’s laboratory. Last time when he sent Yu Jingting and Suizi home, he had intentionally asked to go to his aunt’s laboratory for this very reason.
Although he didn’t know how much the human body would need to consume to achieve a "fat pig" effect, Chen Tong had his plan.
He would add a little to Jingting’s food each time, little by little. Sooner or later, Jingting would turn into a fat man.
He had asked his aunt once. This stuff would also have a fattening effect on humans.
Once Jingting became fat, Suizi wouldn’t like him anymore.
Thinking this, Chen Tong walked toward the office with a satisfied smile.
Inside the office was only Chen He. At the sight of his son coming in with food, Chen He eagerly waved.
"I’m hungry. Give me some."
Chen Tong kept the food behind him, away from his father.
"This is specially for Brother Jingting. If you want some, go get it yourself."
Chen He only thought his son wanted to flatter Jingting so he didn’t make a fuss.
"Learn from your Brother Jingting. If by his age you can be as capable as him, I’ll have done our Chen family ancestors proud."
"Where’s Brother Jingting?" Chen Tong asked.
"There’s a fight outside, he went to check it out--" Hearing the ruckus outside, Chen He stood up and went to check.
Chen Tong left the doctored food on the table, a satisfied smile on his face, and followed his father outside.
Jingting would definitely eat the food when he returned, and he wouldn’t know who gave it to him. It was perfect.
What Chen Tong didn’t see was a figure slipping surreptitiously into the office just as he left.
Search the lightnovelworld.cc website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.
If you find any errors (non-standard content, ads redirect, broken links, etc..), Please let us know so we can fix it as soon as possible.
Report