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Chapter 751: Great Relationship, Never Argue
Chapter 751: Chapter 751: Great Relationship, Never Argue
"Hehe~" Luoluo pinched the slender snake and lifted it up.
Yu Jingting was completely numb with fear.
He wanted to snatch it away, but was afraid of startling the snake. What if it was poisonous and bit his daughter?
In this flash of lightning moment, Yu Jingting felt a long-lost fear.
However, he soon realized that the snake his daughter was holding seemed a bit off, as it was not moving.
"Little aunty, it’s fun~" Luoluo swayed it back and forth. Jiaojiao was pale; she was genuinely scared of these creatures.
Click, the snake snapped.
Yu Jingting had figured it out. This is a specimen snake.
Jiaojiao took a long sigh of relief, Luoluo stared at the broken snake for two seconds, then began to cry out loud.
"The long worm is dead...."
She wasn’t crying out of fear, she just felt that the little snake was so pitiful.
"..." For the first time, Yu Jingting felt that passing on his genes to his daughter seemed to have kind of screwed her over.
After holding back for a long time, he only managed to say, "My girl, you’re too fierce."
Jiaojiao had recovered by now and despite her fear, she threw the broken thing to her brother and comforted the broken-hearted Luoluo.
Luoluo was crying as if she had lost the entire world, insisting that Yu Jingting not "cruelly" abandon what she thought was a cute long worm and demanded a lavish funeral for it.
Yu Jingting, who never denied his daughter anything, had no choice but to agree. He wrapped it in paper to avoid frightening Jiaojiao and put it under his foot, which made Luoluo protest.
"Put the long worm on the chair!"
"The passenger seat is where your mother sits. Either the long worm stays under my foot, or it goes in the trunk."
"Actually, I want to hold it..." Luoluo was upset.
"!!!" Jiaojiao’s goose bumps were standing up, no way!
"Alright, for the sake of Little Aunty, let’s compromise with the long worm for a bit. When we get home, we’ll find the most beautiful box to put it in..."
"Jiaojiao, you weren’t this scared when you were young. I remember you even ate grasshoppers when I grilled them for you. You enjoyed it so much; I also deep-fried frogs for you, and you did not miss out on it. How come you’ve become so scared of a dead snake now?" Yu Jingting teased his sister.
Jiaojiao was so irritated that she kicked his chair. Why did he have to bring up the matter of eating those things? Disgusting!
However, sitting there and thinking about it, she found it interesting.
"Why are the things that didn’t scare me when I was young so terrifying now?"
"In this regard, your sister-in-law is completely different from you."
"Oh?"
"Your sister-in-law was scared of everything when she was young. It’s still the same now. If you throw a little mouse in her bag, she can scream the roof down."
"...You stuffed a mouse into her bag?!" Jiaojiao feels that it was a miracle her brother managed to marry a wife. It must be the blessings from the Yu Family’s ancestral tomb.
If anyone dared to put that thing in her bag, she would chase them for two miles with a cleaver. How despicable!
"A mouse pup, the particularly cute kind."
"I want one!" Luoluo immediately raised her hand. Who could resist something so cute?
"Look, my girl has a taste." Yu Jingting found a kindred spirit, "When we go home, Daddy will find one for you to keep."
The thought of mice made Jiaojiao’s skin crawl.
"If you dare to give Luoluo such a bacterially challenged pet, my sister-in-law will ban you from the bed!"
"Huh, I’m the head of the household! I can do whatever I want! Do you think I’m the type to be frightened of women?" He immediately turned to his daughter with a smiling face, "My girl, mice are actually not that fun. How about Daddy get you a couple of chickens to keep? They’re also fluffy and cute. Or maybe a kitten?"
"But I still think mouse pups are fun!" Luoluo’s aesthetic was inherited from Yu Jingting.
Yu Jingting was distressed inside, and seeing Jiaojiao snickering there, he said crossly, "Hurry up and think of something, pacify Luoluo for me!"
"Why don’t you pacify my sister-in-law?"
"Ha." Yu Jingting scoffed. If he had the ability to pacify Suizi, why would he be pretending?
"Bury your long worm before we get home, don’t let your mother see it."
"Why not? There are always farewell ceremonies for the deceased on TV." Luoluo seemed to have a high regard for rituals.
"If your mom saw it, it’ll be you all bidding me farewell next!"
She hit them each time they stuffed a tiny mouse into her schoolbag back in the day.
If she saw this adorable little worm, wouldn’t Suizi chew it up and swallow it?
"Brother, why do you have a snake specimen in your car? Are you so shameless to scare me with this thing?"
"What do you take me for? What good does it do for me to scare you little kids?"
If his wife found out, wouldn’t she kick him out of bed?
Of course, he could lay a mat on the floor and pull his wife down, making her "unaware of everything in the world", that would be fine too...
Yu Jingting was distracted for a few seconds, imagining him and his wife "unaware of everything in the world", and after a few seconds, his hippocampus, which was occupied by the erectile tissue, regained its function.
How did a snake specimen end up in his car?
He had just been to the youth palace, where indeed there were specimens. Did Tongtong steal it without anyone noticing?
But why was it in the car and even placed under the car mat? Yu Jingting assumed that Tongtong had dirty hands and stole the specimen from the youth palace.
He felt this was a good opportunity to alleviate Suizi’s worries.
"Let’s take this snake home and bury it." Yu Jingting said.
Jiaojiao didn’t know what was going on, while Luoluo happily clapped her hands.
"Let’s bury it under the tree in Grandma’s courtyard. I estimate it’s a Feng Shui treasure."
She had even learned her grandmother Wang Cuihua’s knack for fortune-telling.
"It’s a Feng Shui treasure, not a Feng Shui baby." Jiaojiao corrected.
"Feng Shui Baby sounds cuter." Luoluo replied literally.
Alright, long live cuteness. Jiaojiao shrugged her shoulders, she couldn’t wait to see her sister-in-law hit her brother.
After helping Yu Jingting with some company matters, Suizi returned home and immediately went into the kitchen.
Chen Lijun visited and instantly noticed her daughter was preoccupied.
"Why did you suddenly start cooking? Are you feeling upset?"
"I’m fine, Sister Wang had things to do, so I gave her the day off."
Suizi was referring to their nanny, Sister Wang.
"Oh, what are you cooking today?" Chen Lijun asked.
"Braised beef." Suizi mechanically answered, her son specifically asked for braised beef.
Chen Lijun laughed and pointed at the chopping board. Suizi lowered her head, looking at the minced beef in silence.
"Feeling fine?" Chen Lijun raised an eyebrow.
"I don’t eat braised beef, I eat beef dumpl—" Suizi tried to say she wanted beef dumplings.
But she suddenly remembered that Tongtong liked beef dumplings, and the words turned into, "I’ll have a beef pie!"
Not wanting to tie in with her past life, this was her last act of stubbornness.
Chen Lijun abandoned her joking expression, her tone turning serious.
"Did you have an argument with Jingting?" She hadn’t seen her daughter being absent-minded for a long time now.
"How would I fight with him? Jingting treats me very well, we have never argued." No sooner had Suizi finished speaking than Yu Jingting got home.
Yu Jingting needed to pee and went straight to the bathroom. Luoluo ran over carrying a package wrapped in newspaper and gave it to Suizi.
"Mom, I want to share this with you!"
Suizi opened it, and the world froze.
"Yu Jingting!!!"
Her scream echoed in the bathroom and scared Yu Jingting so much that he retracted his pee.
Chen Lijun raised an eyebrow, "Oh dear, their relationship is very good, they never fight?"
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