I am chasing a rough man in the 80s -
Chapter 737: Every Trick is Used on Him
Chapter 737: Chapter 737: Every Trick is Used on Him
The figure running towards Suizi, wielding a stun baton, couldn’t even touch her before he got a face full of her spray.
With a miserable cry, the man fell to the ground, and even worse, came into contact with the activated stun baton. He spasmed back and forth, rolling his eyes, and fainted.
"Good golly! That scared the daylights out of me!" Jiaojiao exclaimed.
Little Fatty stood up, intending to restrain the man, Suizi gave him a heads up.
"Be careful not to get yourself electrocuted. Maybe I should spray him a few more times?"
Jiaojiao was dumbfounded.
"Sis-in-law, why the heck do you carry this thing around?"
"Didn’t we run into a psychopath earlier today..."
Suizi is a thoughtful person.
After being frightened by the psychopath earlier that day, she began to ponder.
If she ever encountered such a person with a screw loose wanting to ambush her, what should she do?
Yu Jingting taught her a few moves, instructing her to attack the vulnerable areas of a person - punch the chin, ram the liver area, kick the crotch.
In order for Suizi to master this sequence, Yu Jingting pretended to be the bad guy and "fought" with her.
However, Suizi couldn’t bring herself to go hard on him, and there was no way to verify the power of these vulnerable areas, so she figured it would be best to rely on herself.
"This thing looks very impressive, how did you make it?" Jiaojiao grabbed the spray bottle curiously and sprayed the man on the ground a couple of times.
Suizi gave a live demonstration.
"Don’t spray anywhere else, aim for the eyes. It’s made by infusing alcohol with millet spicy, onions, ginger, peppercorns, chili peppers, and devil peppers. You can put it in a spray bottle and use it, you should carry one next time."
"Good gosh, his eyes are so spicy that he can’t even open them. Sis-in-law, you are too crafty." Little Fatty looked at the unlucky guy on the ground, who was stunned and his tears were still flowing.
Suizi humbly smiled.
"Actually, I’m not that great. I couldn’t figure out the exact proportion and formula, so I ended up using all spices from home."
Especially the devil pepper, which she got from a friend in the south. She couldn’t use it in everyday cooking as it’s too spicy, but it was perfect for making pepper water.
"Huh, why is it him?"
A beam of light shone over, perfectly illuminating the face of the unlucky man on the ground. Suizi looked closely and was shocked.
Wasn’t this the psychopath who suddenly boarded her car earlier that day?
Wait, where did this light come from?
She turned her head to see Yu Jingting stepping out of the car, his face was stern.
"Bro!" Jiaojiao saw her elder brother approach and thought about how Suizi snuck out. She gave a start.
The image of her sister-in-law being tied up and whipped by her elder brother flashed through her mind, making her heart flutter.
Suizi also knew she had stirred up a hornet’s nest. She stood up and rushed to Yu Jingting.
"Husband! I was so scared! I was so terrified!" Her hands held tightly onto his shirt, appearing fragile and pitiful.
"Ah this..." Little Fatty was speechless.
Sis-in-law’s acting skills were too amateurish, right?
Just a second ago, she was passionately explaining how to make a chili spray, and the next moment she’s acting pitiful?
Being a heavy-duty person, Brother Ting couldn’t possibly believe this—
"Don’t be afraid, I’m here," Yu Jingting caressed Suizi with a heavy voice, "I came too late."
Suizi quickly gauged the situation and immediately played along. She turned the tables, raised her small fists and beat his chest.
"It’s all your fault, why didn’t you drive faster? I got so scared, boo hoo hoo..." She couldn’t squeeze out any tears, so she buried her face in his chest and started rubbing against it.
"...." Little Fatty looked at Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao shrugged.
She admitted, Suizi’s acting skills were terrible, but they were more than enough to deal with her elder brother.
"You bastard, how dare you stalk her!" Enraged, Yu Jingting kicked the man on the ground and picked up the stun baton, displeased only by kicking.
"You two, stay back!"
Suizi instantly takes Jiaojiao and Little Fatty to retreat, mercifully saying:
"Just give him a few shocks, don’t electrocute him to death~~ We have to turn him in later, husband, I’m really~really~scared~"
Jiaojiao & Little Fatty: ( ̄ー ̄)
Is she encouraging Yu Jingting to go easier or egging him on?
"Sis-in-law, isn’t your acting a bit over the top?" Jiaojiao whispered.
Even dubbed soap operas aren’t as fake as her sis-in-law.
"This is the wisdom of being a woman. If I don’t give him a place to vent, I’m the one who will suffer in the end!"
"My brother really hits you?!" Jiaojiao gasped, looking at her older brother in pain. He’s such a jerk!
"It’s not like he would actually hit me, but he—once you’re grown up, you’ll understand," Suizi blushed.
She wants to take the kids for an outing tomorrow, and needs some energy to do so. If she doesn’t appease this loafer, he could keep her up all night—he is capable of doing it!
Yu Jingting beat the guy up badly, then asked Little Fatty to open the trunk and get some rope.
Little fatty looked inside and was taken aback!
There were baseball bats, ropes, burlap sacks...
"Brother Ting, are you planning to turn to burglary?" This equipment doesn’t look like it belongs to a good guy.
"These are prepared for this son of a bitch. And he had the audacity to fall into the trap himself!" Yu Jingting snorted.
He put a bounty on this psychopath’s head. Everything in the trunk was prepared to deal with him. He didn’t expect the guy to come to the door himself.
"Plus—Chen Hansui, it seems that you’ve grown bolder, taking two children out at night?"
"Um...." Suizi hung her head. The topic was dragged so far away, and he could still bring it back!
She couldn’t care less about being embarrassed anymore. Protecting her little waist is important!
So Suizi weakened her legs and fell into the man’s arms. Under the disdainful gaze of Jiaojiao and Little fatty, she started pouting again.
"Brother, I think I got scared. My heart is beating so fast."
Jiaojiao & Little Fatty: ( ̄ー ̄) We don’t believe you.
If it weren’t for the kids being around, Suizi could even shamelessly say, "My heart is beating so fast, don’t you believe me? Feel it!"
"Next time, don’t be reckless." Yu Jingting softened his voice and cupped Suizi’s head, gently rubbing it.
Such a trick won’t scare me.
"..." He actually fell for it again! Little Fatty exclaimed.
"This is what you call being blinded by lust—" Jiaojiao noticed her elder brother’s dagger-like gaze and immediately corrected herself, "Love makes people crazy! Sis-in-law, you see how much my elder brother cares about you, you’re really blessed."
"Yes, yes, yes! And you too, you have a wonderful brother like this, you’re also blessed." Suizi immediately cooperated with Jiaojiao. The two women played off each other.
"You two can stop trying to sweet talk me, I can’t be tricked." Yu Jingting interjected.
Had it not been for the smirk on Yu Jingting’s face, Little Fatty really would’ve believed him.
The man was taken to the police station and a statement was made. By the time they came out, it was nearly midnight.
Once home, Suizi said goodnight to Jiaojiao in a serious tone before retreating to her room. It seemed that the moment she returned to her room with Yu Jingting, she transformed instantly and jumped into his arms.
"Brother, I really was scared. Can you please not scold me?" she begged.
She claimed to be scared, but the place where her hands were roaming seemed a tad off.
"Have you finished playing the victim, just to turn around and seduce me? You really think I’m that easy to deceive?" he sweetly taunted.
Suizi shook her head deceitfully, pretending she didn’t notice him undoing his belt. She hoped that he would take pity on her and, seeing as she turned herself in, go easy on her.
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