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Chapter 710: Look at Brother’s Pectoral Muscles
Chapter 710: Chapter 710: Look at Brother’s Pectoral Muscles
Chen Lijun figured that if she couldn’t have the ice, settling for alternatives would do,
until Fan Huang came and usurped her role as a judge.
He claimed he didn’t want her to eat in such a smoky environment, but his real worry was her eating too much and getting an upset stomach. Despite the pleas of Suizi and the two little radishes, he reluctantly allowed her to eat sparingly.
Chen Lijun’s face was as dark as a cloud. Fan Huang, who usually fell for this tactic, was unyielding today, ignoring her anger while chatting with Yu Jingting.
"I shouldn’t have--" As Chen Lijun poised to continue her rant while patting her belly, Suizi shoved a cucumber into her mouth to stifle her.
"Chen Hansui, are you growing bolder?" Chen Lijun took a bite of the cucumber, finding it pleasantly sweet, she absent-mindedly chewed on it, crunching it as if it were Suizi.
"You really should learn to filter your words," Suizi hurriedly diverted the conversation.
"And when are you going to fix your habit of changing the subject? All I was saying was, I shouldn’t have let you invite your father here."
Suizi chuckled awkwardly, "I thought you were going to say you shouldn’t have--"
She thought her mother was going to admit regret about getting pregnant again.
"Why didn’t you tell me your dad was so sensitive? Just look at him, all high and mighty. Who would’ve thought he’d be so touchy? If I had known, I wouldn’t have invited him, and now I’m repaid with ingratitude. He and Yu Jingting are in cahoots..."
Fan Huang cleared his throat, wishing the boisterous duo could tone down their whispers.
He was still here!
"Dad wouldn’t let you eat because he was worried." Yu Jingting jumped to the defense of his father-in-law, positioning himself against his wife and mother-in-law.
Suizi rolled her eyes. This guy was really flaunting his support, wasn’t he?
"Women are just gluttons. What’s so good about these snacks?" Yu Jingting asked, gnawing on some grilled squid. "This one is quite crunchy," he commented to Suizi," and with this spicy sauce and cumin, it’s not bad at all."
Swallowing saliva, Suizi imagined bashing his head into the shape of a grilled squid.
Intent on teasing Suizi, Yu Jingting noticed his son crouching against a wall, facing away from everyone, a vision of innocence.
Picking him up, he noticed the lad’s face covered in komijn.
Yu Jingting squinted. This little rascal was sneaky, thinking he could snack where he couldn’t be seen?
Realizing his father was giving him a ’friendly’ look, Bobo swallowed his last mouthful, and declared in a curious mix of cool and childish tones:
"Perhaps, I am a girl?"
Since his father just mentioned girls being gluttons, he decided he would just be a girl.
"You rascal, would a real man become a woman over a snack?!" Yu Jingting spanked him lightly, twice.
He then picked up his son by the collar, feeling his weight.
"How is it that this lad is heavier than my maiden? Fatty, you should be more like your sister and exercise more."
"Look, I have solid biceps!" Luoluo was called out and excitedly lifted her arm, striking a pose like a bodybuilder.
Everyone erupted into laughter at her antics.
"Who taught you this? How do you have muscles; you’re so young?" Chen Lijun laughed so hard her belly hurt. Whether the boy and girl twins were acting like clowns or not, watching them was always entertaining.
"Here!" Luoluo pointed at her dad, as if to say, of course she learned it from him.
"Oh? Is your dad planning to change careers and become a bodybuilder?" Chen Lijun inquired.
The performance-driven Luoluo perked up at grandma’s question.
She jumped down and began to mimic her father in perfect imitation.
"Look at my brother’s pecs, so bouncy!"
"Come, touch your brother’s abs, are they not ripped?"
Yu Jingting picked up his daughter, this little one, spouting off-script lines!
"Ripped? I was asking, are they not standard?"
"Almost there, I can’t remember so much..." Luoluo blinked her big eyes, like an innocent child.
Yu Jingting didn’t believe she couldn’t remember, this little mischief was doing it on purpose, both kids had excellent memories, memorizing long poems without stress, it’s just that the daughter was more into playing and didn’t want to sit quietly and read books like her brother.
"What are you up to with the kids?" Chen Lijun wondered, for no apparent reason, why was Yu Jingting saying this?
"Who was mucking around with them? I was showing off to my wife, right, wife?"
"...I’m going to the toilet." Suizi stood up blushing.
In fact, Suizi had borrowed a magazine from the library, which was larger in size than in previous years, featuring photos of male and female bodybuilders, and she was curious to take a look.
If it were just sneaking peeks, Yu Jingting wouldn’t have much of a reaction.
However, Suizi got a bit arrogant, looked at Yu Jingting, then at the book, and made a comparison with the bodybuilder, which was suspicious enough, and she even muttered out a comment, saying, "Bigger than my husband."
Yu Jingting came over upon hearing this and was furious.
What garbage was this, how was he bigger than him?
Suizi hurriedly explained, saying the bodybuilder’s chest muscles were larger than his, and desperately claimed she didn’t like big chest muscles, his were just right, those exaggerated muscles with the veins popping out were off-putting to look at.
Without explaining, it was fine, but once she did, the floodgates of jealousy were opened.
Upon hearing this, Yu Jingting thought, oh ho, haven’t seen enough, huh?
As a result, they had the little drama Luoluo just played out, he closed the door and gave Suizi a solo fashion show.
His moves became spicier by the moment, Suizi could only wonder what he was thinking, where did he get these poses from.
Like a big python writhing around, Suizi felt too embarrassed to laugh, and she had to praise him against her wishes, finally calming him down after dose of flattery.
However, their daughter saw everything, and even mimicked them in front of them.
Yu Jingting, with his thick skin, didn’t mind, but Suizi felt utterly embarrassed.
She even didn’t dare to face her parent’s eyes full of sorrow and regret, and took the opportunity to excuse herself to the toilet.
Yes, if she doesn’t hear it, it’s as if nothing had happened.
One of the culprits ran off, leaving behind Yu Jingting, the seasoned thick-skinned one, who was unfazed by the disapproving looks from his in-laws.
"This brat was sneak watching, mom, you should scold her, and stop looking into me and Suizi’s room!" Yu Jingting pointed at his daughter and deflected the blame onto her.
Chen Lijun took Luoluo in her arms and kissed her lovingly.
"My poor granddaughter, what have you seen, at such a young age, experiencing too much... Listen to your grandma, don’t watch when these two lock their door, I’m afraid your eyes will be tainted."
The family made an agreement with the master, and after tidying up the courtyard, they started to chit-chat.
Suizi brewed a pot of tea, heated up some milk for the kids, and Chen Lijun, wanting to join the tea table group, was pushed to the kids’ section by Yu Jingting.
"Mom, have some self-awareness, you can’t just eat anything in the future." Yu Jingting’s act has won the approval from his father-in-law.
Fan Huang looked at Yu Jingting with satisfaction, hmm, a reliable son-in-law, indeed, with impressive biceps.
"You’re just a sycophant!" Chen Lijun was not pleased, ready to scold her son-in-law, but then a car outside started honking its horn frantically.
Yu Jingting laughed seeing the person coming out of the car.
Having pleased his father-in-law, he incurred his mother-in-law’s displeasure, just as he was wondering how to win her over, here’s someone bringing him the perfect opportunity.
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