I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 615 Goddamn Equilateral Triangle

Chapter 615: Chapter 615 Goddamn Equilateral Triangle

"Mom, this is too...what..." Suizi was at a loss for words to describe her mother.

"Like mother like daughter, now I see who you take after." Yu Jingting thought about Suizi kicking him off the bed this morning. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

"You’re not happy with the gifts I’ve brought? Well, I can take them back." Chen Lijun made a threatening gesture to take back the gifts.

"No, no, no, Mom, you’re the best! Should I ask Jingting to play ’Mom Is the Best in the World’ for you?"

"Jingting has a talent?" Chen Lijun was curious, Suizi has never told her about it.

At this, Yu Jingting perked up.

He fetched his suona from the house, stood in the courtyard. It was time to show his real skills.

Chen Lijun was fine with the first note, but as it went further, she couldn’t take it anymore, even maintaining a polite smile became difficult.

Was this meant to drive her away?

Yu Jingting finished playing, his eyes sparkled, waiting for his mother-in-law’s praise.

Just as Chen Lijun was considering how to phrase her feedback, Yu Jingting called out to the doorway:

"Uncle Fan, how was my performance?"

"Not bad, just don’t play it again next time." Fan Huang came in from outside with a bag of stuff, a mild smile still hung on his face.

"You’re here specially to see my mom?"

The blunt remark made Suizi feel a headache, but luckily, Fan Huang didn’t take it to heart and remained good-natured.

"Not exactly. Fan Hui is moving today, so I came to check."

"Oh, he’s already moving out so soon?" Yu Jingting said, only to feel all eyes in the courtyard falling on him. He tried to cover up by saying, "Why are you all looking at me?"

All he did was play a few minor tricks, wasn’t it their fault for not being able to take it?

In the past month, Yu Jingting had used all sorts of methods to make Fan Hui’s house unlivable. Although Fan Hui didn’t know it was Yu Jingting who was behind all these, he could sense that he had offended someone.

Given his unflattering lifestyle of flirting with married women, there was a high probability that someone wanted to get even with him, so after some thought, Fan Hui decided to move out.

"Where is he moving to?" Yu Jingting asked, trying to cover up with, "I’m just simply asking."

It might be better if he hadn’t said that, wasn’t this practically admitting that he was the culprit behind Fan Hui’s move? Suizi secretly glanced at her mom and Fan Huang, both of them kept their faces straight, but who knew what they were thinking.

Seeing that Fan Huang didn’t respond and had a strange expression, Yu Jingting suddenly had an idea, could it be...

"He hasn’t moved nearby, has he?"

Fan Huang pointed at the backyard of the Yu family.

Suizi was shocked, this?!

Wasn’t this sending a sacrificial lamb to Yu Jingting?

Moving even closer... just how unlucky could they be?

Yu Jingting was delighted.

"Hmm, a great choice of location, from what I can tell by counting fingers, the feng shui of his place is not good. It might not be favorable for glass, there’s a lack in five elements cycle weakening glass."

When they lived in an apartment, it was a bit tricky for him to use a catapult to break the windows or unleash small animals. That requires technical skill. But moving to a courtyard house, wasn’t it perfect?

"Wait a minute – Uncle Fan, how did you get here? I didn’t hear any car." Suizi noticed, in the bag that Fan Huang was carrying, there were several aluminium food containers.

These food boxes didn’t retain heat, but the food was still hot.

Her mother had the same grand entrance!

Fan Huang cleared his throat.

"I also have a house here."

"???" Chen Lijun and Suizi both wore identical surprised expressions.

Fan Huang compared it to the left side of Suizi’s house.

Suizi quickly drew a geography map in her head. Her mom was in front, Fan Hui lived in her backyard, and Fan Huang was on the left of her house. Wasn’t this a—

"Equilateral triangle?!" Suizi muttered under her breath. Wow, what a holy arangement!

"Green Dragon on the left, White Tiger on the right, with the old ox in the middle. My house is right in the center of the storm — mom, don’t worry, no matter who fights with whom know that I’ll always be on your side." Yu Jingting, who enjoyed stirring up trouble, quickly sided with his mother-in-law.

"Why didn’t you tell me when you moved?" Chen Lijun asked Fan Huang with a stern face.

"You also didn’t tell me when you moved."

"Yes, yes, yes, nobody told me either." Yu Jingting chimed in to stir up more trouble.

"Be quiet when the adults are talking." As Suizi dragged Yu Jingting away, she didn’t forget to also take the delicious food Fan Huang had brought along with her.

"Why are you dragging me, wife? I want to watch what’s going on."

Yu Jingting kept looking back. His mother-in-law was standing face to face with his future father-in-law, and he could feel the sparks flying between them even from a distance.

Isn’t this more exciting than a television show?

"If you’re so eager to see it, go ahead. But my mom might be holding a grudge. Uncle Fan is also a soft but dangerous kind of guy... When they reconcile, they’ll gang up on you. I’m not going to clean up your mess."

Suizi opened the lunch box and saw the stir-fried sea cucumber with green onions and stir-fried fish slices inside, her eyes crinkled up with joy.

Fan Huang didn’t have a nanny at home. On regular days, he was either out for a social meals or eating in the cafeteria. When he had time, he would cook himself. However, not many people had the chance to enjoy his cooking – he was known for his superb homestyle cooking, which Suizi adored after trying it once.

"Uncle Fan truly is virtuous and capable, able to act both in the hall and in the kitchen, not to mention running a thousand miles to woo a wife. You should really learn from him."

"I also have a unique skill!" protested Yu Jingting.

"What unique skill do you have?" Suizi was contentedly munching on a piece of fish, her eyes participating in the gossip behind the glass.

Oh, her mom started it. Gee, she clawed the arm, but did not touch the big boss’s face. She still had some respect.

"My unique skill is related to tea."

"What? Are you going to make tea? I am a bit thirsty. Make me a cup~"

"My unique skill is, to peel off your bitter gourd!"

"Pfft!" Suizi choked, the fish lodged in her throat. In pain, she grabbed a handkerchief and blew hard until it finally came out of her nose.

"My wife’s unique skill is eating through her nostrils, hehe~"

"Yu, Jing, Ting!!!" Suizi retaliated physically.

Ten minutes later.

The four were sitting under a grape trellis drinking tea, seemingly in peace. Upon closer inspection, Fan Huang’s arm bore two bloody scratches, and Yu Jingting’s left face was adorned with "cat whiskers".

"Mom, look at Suizi. She’s becoming more and more unreasonable. Look at what she has done to your lovely son!" Yu Jingting pointed at his own face and complained.

"Serves you right. Not a single one of you men is good." Chen Lijun was still angry at Fan Huang, so by association, she could not stand her own son either.

"You are really good at picking people to complain to." Suizi glanced at Fan Huang’s arm, her mom was even more violent than her.

"What do you mean by that? Ungrateful daughter! Go fetch my two grandchildren. I don’t want to see you anymore." Chen Lijun was also annoyed at her own daughter.

Suizi was ousted. As she swayed and cycled towards the campus, she ran into two people as soon as she exited the lane.

"Did you move here because of that vixen?!" the woman questioned.

"How would I know she lived here too? If I knew she lived here, would I come? You know how ruthless that woman can be. I would have to be crazy to let myself be seduced by her."

It was the couple, Fan Hui.

The ’vixen’ they were discussing, no doubt, had to be Lady Chen Lijun.

Although she always bickered with Lady Chen Lijun, it did not mean that outsiders could freely talk about her mom. Suizi narrowed her eyes and took a deep breath.