I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 55: A Little Song for You

Chapter 55: Chapter 55: A Little Song for You

The egg cake did not have enough water and was steamed at too high of a heat.

Nutrition and taste were both absent.

Suizi picked up the spoon and immediately choked after a single bite.

The strong five-spice flavor was just too stimulating for a pregnant woman.

Suizi rushed out with her mouth covered, while Wang Cuihua gave her son a whack on the back of his head.

"Are you stupid? Your wife is pregnant! What if she gets sick from eating this?"

"Is it that bad?" Yu Jingting didn’t believe it. After all, he saw his wife make it this way.

Just mix an egg, sprinkle some salt and add five-spice powder, open the lid of the pot and put it in. It’s quite simple.

"Quick, eat it all before Suizi comes back! Not a piece can be left! Can’t you see she’s putting up with it to not disappoint you?"

Wang Cuihua looked at her dense son and sighed, talking to herself:

"A fine flower like Suizi, how did she end up with you...what’s it?"

"Hey, old lady! This ’what’s it’ of mine was born out of you too!"

It was but another harmonious day of family bantering, and Suizi chuckled at the playful exchange of the Yu Family.

News about Li Youcai’s impending marriage soon spread throughout Wang Family territory.

In theory, it shouldn’t have spread so quickly. It should have taken half a day to circulate through the various settlements of Wang Family territory.

However, it spread so quickly thanks to Yu Jingting.

It was Li Youcai’s turn to read the review after he finished reciting it.

Both had the same constipated look.

If not for the village chief’s threat of firing Li Youcai if they did not finish reading, neither of them would have wanted to go through this.

After going through several reviews, Li Youcai managed to read fluently today.

Suizi had arranged for her students to listen collectively, providing an opportunity to teach them the basic format of written application. Li Youcai served as a living model, and she believed her students would never forget how to write an application after this vivid lesson.

However, it was Lamei’s first time reading such text.

Although she could be thick-skinned in private and had issues with her lifestyle, reading a review aloud on the radio was a serious challenge for her endurance.

With a flushed face, she stuttered through it, missing words and sentences.

Suizi immediately held her up as a bad example, telling the children that if their application looked like this, they would lose points on their tests.

Once the two finished their readings, Suizi thought about taking the children back to the classroom.

Suddenly, a familiar voice came over the loudspeaker.

"Hello, people of all the territories of the Wang Family."

Yu Jingting?!

Suizi recognized his voice immediately.

Isn’t this her family’s street loafer? Why is he on the radio again?

Not only did Suizi find this strange, even Li Youcai and Lamei in the broadcasting room were startled by the unexpected visitor.

Yu Jingting sauntered in, hands in his pockets and full of vigor.

His two henchmen trailed behind him.

"I represent the elders and villagers of Yang Village and our collection of chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, and cats, and extend wedding wishes to Li Dogcai and Lamei."

Whether he intentionally slurred his words or not, what everyone heard was "Dog Wealth" and "Cheap Plum".

Li Youcai, holding his monocle, looked at Yu Jingting’s overly arrogant face, if not for the fact that he couldn’t beat him, he would have loved to beat him up.

Li Youcai really didn’t want anyone to know he was marrying Lamei.

Although under the current circumstances he temporarily agreed to the village chief’s proposition to marry Lamei.

But he had already made up his mind to postpone until after the New Year, there was still time, he was confident he could find a way out.

But Yu Jingting blasted it out with a loudspeaker, giving him no chance to react.

If Yu Jingting was just to use the horn to congratulate and annoy Li Youcai, it would be a waste of his title as the viral sensation of the lane.

Suizi was curious about what tricks this guy could come up with when she heard Yu Jingting clearing his throat on the loudspeaker.

"On this joyous day, we’re going to play a song for the soon-to-be wed Li ’Dog’ Youcai and Lamei ’Cheap’ Liu, the song is ’Only Mother is Good in the World’."

Yu Jingting took the tape from the table and played the song.

He had seen the tape the day he came. Yesterday, Suizi scolded Li Youcai for being unfilial, and today, he could use this song. Perfect timing.

Suizi couldn’t contain her laughter when she heard this.

If Yu Jingting didn’t go into comedy, it would be a loss for the comedy world!

The more Suizi enjoyed, the more upset Li Youcai was.

Today, Yu Jingting didn’t hit him, nor did he scold him.

But this relentless song created more heat in him than being beaten up by Yu Jingting.

It appeared that he had grossly offended Suizi yesterday...

After Yu Jingting finished playing the song, he turned off the microphone and looked at Li Youcai and Lun Lamei with disdain.

"When the whole village is enjoying your wedding feast, remember to call for me, your daddy, and your wife and my daughter-in-law."

Weddings involve banquet, but "the village enjoying the feast," isn’t that phrase used in funerals?!

Li Youcai was furious.

Yu Jingting took a couple of steps, then turned back, snatched the remaining lens from Li Youcai’s hand, held the cracked lens with two fingers in front of Li Youcai, and let go.

The glass lens fell to the ground, making a cracking sound that filled Li Youcai with despair.

What was once a single crack was now shattered into pieces.

Yu Jingting patted Li Youcai on the shoulder.

"You’re going to be a groom, you need to clean up a bit. Get a new pair. Don’t let your bride look down on you."

"Yu Jingting! You’re going too far!" Li Youcai bellowed.

"Oh?" Yu Jingting stopped. Those teasing eyes instantly became sharper.

"’Going too far’ is something you say to a person... Are you a person?"

Li Youcai took a step back, frightened by his sudden burst of power. Yu Jingting grabbed him by the collar and gave him and Lun Lamei a chilling smirk.

"Since the moment you two hooked up, and schemed for my wife to miscarry, you should have been prepared to bear my wrath at all times."

"What...what do you want?" Li Youcai’s teeth chattered with fear. How could this thug know about his scheme to make Suizi miscarry?

"You wronged me, and I’ll never forget it. You two scumbags shat on my heart, and you expect me to just let it go? Forgiveness is impossible. Every time I think of it, I will beat you up. I’ll stop when I’m tired and have had enough."

Yu Jingting made a mocking salute, every word was severe:

"May the two of you never have the four dishes (Note 1) throughout your life, be fed when you eat, have your backsides wiped when you shit, and be pushed when you walk. May you be ridden with disease but live to a hundred, without offspring but with a houseful of children."

He took his hand away and kicked Li Youcai in the stomach.

"If you had the guts to steal Suizi from me, I could have respected you. But you relied on dirty tricks, so even kicking you is a disgrace to my foot!"

His bravado was like a ferocious tiger descending a mountain. The two friends brought by him clapped their hands in unison.

At that moment, they were both willing to become the clap machine for Yu Jingting’s rage.

"Bro, what does Jingting mean?"

"I don’t understand. But it sounds amazing, let’s just applaud!"

"Yu Jingting! You’re such a narrow-minded and low-quality man! I know I’ve made a mistake, I want to repent, why won’t you give me a chance to be a good person! Suizi didn’t miscarry, right? Why do you insist on pushing me like this?!"