I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 411 I Am Now a Cultured Person Too

Chapter 411: Chapter 411 I Am Now a Cultured Person Too

From his pocket, Yu Jingting pulled out a colossal firecracker.

Suizi swore, nothing of this size can be found on the market.

"You used this thing to blow up the Su Family residence?"

"What are you plotting with that mischievous look? Are you calculating whether this thing is strong enough to meet criminal charges or not?"

Suizi, seen through by him, shrank her neck. Okay, he guessed it right.

"Don’t worry, it won’t count as a dangerous weapon crime, the dosage is well-measured."

Yu Jingting was rather pleased with himself, having gained quite a bit today.

"Eh, this thing, could it be—" Suizi thought wildly upon hearing his professional tone, "Could it be provided by Su Zhe?"

"Correct!"

"???" Do men’s friendships progress this quickly?

Suizi was perplexed.

"What exactly did you do to catch this big shot’s eye?"

He couldn’t possibly get in the door before, so how did this odd friendship suddenly develop?

"Nothing much, I heard that old woman from the Su Family saying that Lun Lamei went to the toilet. I ’happened’ to go there too. It’s perfectly reasonable for anyone to use a public toilet, right?"

"Then, when passing by the female latrine, I ’accidentally’ dropped a firecracker into it. It’s also reasonable for a good citizen to carry a firecracker."

In Su Zhe’s words, combustible material had reached its ignition point, and sufficient oxygen was present, so it naturally ignited.

"So, the firecracker exploded all over Lun Lamei... Green and yellow?!"

Yu Jingting shrugged. This little description from his wife was spot-on.

"I didn’t see that coming..." Suizi was dumbfounded for a moment before she finally managed to say this.

"Didn’t you get used to my casual approach a long time ago?"

"Who said I’m used to your shamelessness? I’m shocked, as it turns out the big boss in his youth was also quite... naughty?"

Suizi stared at the giant firecracker on the table, finding it hard to associate this thing with the future Nobel-nominated scientist.

Yu Jingting was a remarkably straightforward person, to the point where he believed that even if he didn’t meet with Su Zhe today, he would still have to blast Lun Lamei for fun.

A single firecracker exploded on Lun Lamei, turning her green and yellow while also blowing open Su Zhe’s heart.

He was already prepared to go home and do battle again tomorrow, when Su Zhe’s mother ran out looking wary and said Su Zhe wanted to chat with him.

And so, Yu Jingting set foot into the house. Su Zhe stared at him for a few seconds before saying, it didn’t make any sound.

Yu Jingting, with his thick skin, immediately seized the opportunity.

"I told him, well, why don’t you make one that does make a sound?"

"And then?"

"He took this out from his drawer. Later, I humbly asked him a few chemistry questions, which he happily answered. I offered him a cigarette, and he accepted."

For men, if they accept each other’s cigarettes, share a smoke, and brag a bit, it means they can chat for a while.

"You asked him about chemistry?!" Suizi felt somewhat overwhelmed.

"Yes, I am now, an educated man. I’ve got a handle on chemistry."

"It really is a case of hitting the nail on the head; why didn’t I think about asking him some professional questions—Wait, can you tell me what specifically you asked?"

Suizi admired Yu Jingting for three seconds, then she reacted.

The situation shouldn’t be this simple, right?

Given Su Zhe’s difficult character, he doesn’t seem like someone who can be won over with a few simple questions.

Moreover, with Yu Jingting’s level of education, barely recognizing chemistry symbols, what constructive questions could he ask?

"I asked him, how to curse people with chemistry?"

"..." Case solved!!!!

Suizi facepalmed.

As expected, this straightforward and brutal type of question was his style.

"He was surprised at first. Asked me how could that possibly be a thing? I said, why not? My wife taught me that calcium oxide means plants—"

"Why are you bringing me up?!!!" Suizi flared up, her image was at stake!

These couple secrets should be cherished, why did he have to tell others?

What if they became friends? What would the others think of her?

The elegant and intellectual image she worked hard to build was destroyed by a single mention of calcium oxide!

"Hey, honey, you were right. This kid is a talent. I find him rather pleasing. I inspired him a bit, and he quickly came up with two more sophisticated ones."

"... What?" Suizi was a little exhausted. Why did she feel that the nation’s future pillar had been led astray by her neighborhood rogue?

A good intellectual was actually discussing coded insults with a rogue!

"They’re quite long, so they’re not easy to remember. He wrote them on paper for me."

Yu Jingting pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket. Suizi was about to take a look when the Factory Director came.

"Xiaoyu, are you home?"

Yu Jingting’s eyes brightened, this could not be more perfect. He had just learnt some fashionable insults and someone delivered themselves up to him for testing!

Driven by the desire to show off in front of his wife, Yu Jingting enthusiastically walked out to greet him, enthusiastically grabbing the Factory Director’s hand:

"Copper sulfate pentahydrate! Glad you came!"

Suizi looked down at the paper. The formula for copper sulfate pentahydrate is CuSO4·5H2O, and the molar mass is 250.

Suizi couldn’t help but admire Su Zhe, his scholarly insults were full of the essence of scholarship, far superior to her simple calcium oxide.

"Xiaoyu, what does ’five water’ mean?" The Factory Director was puzzled.

"Complimenting your good looks, it’s something new I’ve learned."

"Oh, haha, it’s good for young people to learn some fresh things." The Factory Director believed him and laughed unabashedly.

Suizi sighed without a sound. Yu Jingting was truly cunning.

"What brought you here?" Yu Jingting, having grasped the core insult technique, was in high spirits.

He was now a semi-intellectual who could proficiently curse in several languages (cursing only), and even chemistry (cursing only).

"I have some good news to share."

"From your mouth, good news is likely to be a mixture of carbon dioxide, ammonia, and hydrogen sulfide."

Suizi hadn’t yet reacted to what he was saying and quickly looked for the answer on the paper.

She only saw the last line of the paper which stated the main components of farts... Suizi understood.

"What?" The Factory Director was once again puzzled.

Why has Xiaoyu been speaking, how should I put it, utter nonsense today?

"I’m engrossed in the ocean of knowledge today and can’t extricate myself. From now on, we’ll be in different classes. I’m now mingling with intellectuals."

While Yu Jingting was spouting nonsense, he was also patting the Factory Director’s head with his free hand.

Taking advantage of his tall stature to bully people mercilessly.

Those who caught his eye were not necessarily good people, but those he disdained certainly had something wrong with them.

Suizi had previously learned from Yu Jingting’s fragments of conversation that the Factory Director had been stirring up trouble behind Yu Jingting’s back. His visit today was likely not to bring any good news.

"The higher-ups have agreed to allocate funds to us. Workers will be able to get their salaries soon."

"Oh, I have been here for only a few days and wouldn’t be able to get much money. Isn’t this just a good thing for me?" Yu Jingting promptly got to the point.

The Factory Director didn’t expect him to react so quickly. He was taken aback and only then stated his actual purpose.