I am chasing a rough man in the 80s -
Chapter 380: Not a Good Pie
Chapter 380: Chapter 380: Not a Good Pie
The photo that Suizi had placed on her desk was now inexplicably altered in her hands.
When I say altered, it’s because the face in the picture had been drawn over with a blue pen to resemble the face of an 8-tile mahjong piece.
And it’s even in 3D!
"Oh, my! Didn’t I say he had a mahjong face? Like magic, the mahjong became a face, that’s really strange," Yu Jingting said, pretending to be shocked, as he pointed at the photo and rambled toward Suizi.
"Yu, Iron, Root! You did this! And you even dare to deny it!" Suizi was infuriated by him.
Little Luoluo, who had been lying on the bed nibbling on her feet, immediately opened her eyes wide, striving to see what was happening after hearing her mom yelling at her dad.
However, the angle from which the little baby lay made it impossible to see anything except her dad’s shamelessly wicked smile.
Luoluo let out a discontent hum, and hearing his daughter’s hum, Yu Jingting immediately blamed it on Suizi.
"You better not shout, look, our daughter is scared!"
"Are you sure our daughter is scared?" Suizi knew what kind of personality their daughter had.
Even though the kids were still young, their character could be reasonably discerned.
The son is steadier and similar to Suizi. He is always observing, like now, lying there quietly, calmly growing fatter.
The daughter, on the other hand, showcases the typical Yu family’s characteristic, she enjoys watching lively events. Wherever there’s noise, she’d watch. If there are people gossiping, she would chirp in, just like Yu Jingting observing others fighting and smiling.
The two children made Suizi realize the magic of genetics and the power of inheritance.
She even had a premonition that her elder daughter, when she grows up, might be even stronger than Jiaojiao.
"Big girl, give mommy a scare!" Yu Jingting attempted to change the topic.
Little Luoluo, who’d been lying on her back trying hard to watch the excitement, didn’t get to see more drama but instead became the center of her parents’ attention. This role reversal left her feeling quite dissatisfied.
After protesting a couple of times to no avail, the baby girl gave a big push, and swoosh~
"Ah! She rolled over!" Suizi was ecstatic, temporarily forgetting her anger toward the damaged picture, declaring a ceasefire with Yu Jingting and sharing the magical growth of their child.
The expression on Luoluo’s face, who had just experienced her first roll-over, was also full of surprise. Seeing the world from a 180-degree flip was much better than looking at people while lying on her back.
The cheerful Luoluo let out a chuckle, and Yu Jingting promptly grabbed the camera from the vanity, snapping a picture.
Having a baby at home made them use their camera much more frequently. Suizi would take the kids’ pictures every now and then. She had also taken quite a few pictures of Jiaojiao and Wang Cuihua. Whenever she had the chance, she would snap a few shots.
Even though film was very expensive for that era, and Wang Cuihua was a bit reluctant about it, Suizi said that everything in the world has a price except for memories.
Having lived through two lives, Suizi deeply understood that when events happen, people think they will remember them forever.
But as they go throughages, the things they vowed never to forget are inevitably forgotten. Only when they occasionally flip through the photo albums do they recall the responses from those stages of their lives.
At the moment, Luoluo maintained the surprised expression of her first roll-over, while Bobo cried pitifully after wetting his diaper. These different expressions were captured by Yu Jingting, which gave him great satisfaction.
"We’ll develop these photos later and show them when they grow up," said Yu Jingting proudly to Suizi. "You must admit, brother Jingting has got some skills with the camera, right? After your mother goes to bed tonight, I can take a set of ’artistic’ photos for you, how about it?"
In this era when Yueben Country still had a simple folk culture and no adult magazines, this guy, with his full brain of dirty thoughts, had actually thought about such a thing, really ahead of his time.
As soon as Suizi heard the word "picture", she instantly remembered the photo of the actor with an 8-tile mahjong head, and her anger visibly grew.
Yu Jingting was still oblivious that he was walking into a landmine, indulging in his fantasies of the "colorful" future.
"Well, I’ve heard that developing photos isn’t hard. You just need to buy some chemicals and containers and remodel our storeroom into a darkroom. I’ll personally develop them and ensure that nobody sees your... hehehe..."
Suizi narrowed her eyes. This guy even knew the tools and procedure for developing photos.
She could now clearly see that this was long-premeditated, he was such a jerk!
"Mine what? Like this? You want to distort my face into an 8-tile, too?" Suizi questioned him, lifting up the 8-tile mahjong face photo.
Yu Jingting blinked twice. It dawned on him: how come women’s minds are like roundabouts? How could she even remember the reason they started quarreling?
"Of course, you can’t be an 8-tile, you’re more like a horizontal 2-tile."
"Why?"
Yu Jingting made a crude gesture to suggest that every woman’s body naturally has two 2-tiles, hinting at her chest.
Just that his wife was blessed, possessing more.
A second later, little Luoluo, who had just learned to roll over and see the world from a new angle, now witnessed her mom scratching her dad. She watched with great interest.
On the other side, Bobo, who had peed and still been ignored, cried with chagrin, perfectly illustrating the idea of everybody’s joys and sorrows being different.
Yu Jingting, who was scratched by Suizi, tried to play the trick of a villain lodging a complaint first, attempting to bite back.
"I didn’t ask you. Why would a married woman like you have a photo of a man with a mahjong face on her desk?"
If she dared say she casually gnawed on the photo, this little woman needed to be careful, because he won’t let her get off the bed tonight if he loses this battle!
"I’m giving it to someone! Teacher Wang has a timeless collection of ancient books that I wanted to borrow. She’s stingy and doesn’t want to lend it out, so I thought I’d flatter her with what she likes..."
Teacher Wang is a night school teacher, a woman in her thirties who has a particular liking for this square-faced male star.
To connect with her, Suizi specifically sent the photo through her relations in Beijing.
"Eh?! To... to give?"
"Otherwise? I don’t chase celebrities, what would I need it for? You have no idea; when I called Teacher Wang into my office and gave her this photo, the scene was—" Suizi couldn’t finish her sentence.
That scene was a human hell, too much to remember.
She could never forget the look in Teacher Wang’s eyes!!! She passed the photograph to Teacher Wang through Cuihua Wang, and then the news spread all over the night school.
As a result, Yu Jingting was affectionately given the nickname "North China’s Jealous King."
Having been teased by her colleagues for half a day, Suizi angrily confronted him.
"Hey, our son is still crying, go change his diaper quickly." Yu Jingting shifted the topic again, and unconsciously, his feet shuffled toward the door.
At the moment Suizi prepared to seize him, he escaped. He wouldn’t wait around to be scratched by his wife, would he?
Infuriated, Suizi pointed at his backside and shouted, "You don’t dare run if you’re brave enough!"
"I’m not brave enough!" Yu Jingting shouted as he ran.
A real man should have the courage to confront his wife, ha!
The Factory Director of the brewery, who was standing in his yard, happened to witness this scene and scoffed:
"This wimp wants to compete with me? What an idiot..."
He spoke the first part softly, but raised his voice for the second part which, carried by the wind, reached the ears of Yu Jingting, who was busy escaping from his furious wife.
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