I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 350: Mr. Liu the Second and Mrs. Pig the Second

Chapter 350: Chapter 350: Mr. Liu the Second and Mrs. Pig the Second

Suizi, hiding behind the building materials, watched as a figure sneaked into the courtyard, furtively peeking around.

Suizi held her breath, focusing on the ground in relief. Thankfully, there was a shadow.

There was a shadow, so it wasn’t a ghost or some fairy. It was a person.

Who would come to her new house at night?

Could it be someone trying to steal the building materials?

Suizi watched the person sneak in, getting closer and closer to her.

Without looking back, Suizi could feel that Yu Jingting, holding her, was in a highly excited state.

Yu Jingting seeing a thief was like Wang Cuihua wanting to go into a trance for spiritual rituals, each cell in his body was spreading with restlessness, always ready to fight.

Preventing Yu Jingting from fighting was like not letting Wang Cuihua go into a trance, it made him uncomfortable withholding it.

Before, Yu Jingting could work up a sweat in bed to release some of his pent-up energy.

But ever since Suizi was seven months pregnant, he had been holding back, and half a year had passed, his eyes almost turning green.

After becoming the department head, no one came looking for a fight with him. He wasn’t able to work off his energy, and Suizi noticed that he had developed a huge pimple on his forehead. It was probably from all the pent-up stress.

And now someone delivered themselves to him. How could he resist?

Thinking about this, Suizi wasn’t scared. Instead, she felt a little sorry for this unfortunate intruder.

She just hoped that this poor fellow was just looking around out of curiosity, wouldn’t take anything, and would retreat quickly.

Unfortunately, the uninvited guest did not receive Suizi’s mental broadcast.

He sneaked into the courtyard and stopped in front of the pile of building materials.

"Hehe, you want to live in my house, you have to see if you’re fated to!" The man muttered to himself.

Suizi watched through the gap in the building materials as he took out a bag that was moving; something live was inside it.

From the shape of the movement, it looked like a snake.

Suizi felt goosebumps all over her body. She was afraid of such things.

"Throw in a few snakes, scare you to death!" The man took out a small knife he carried with him, trying to pry open the door.

Suizi was so scared that she wanted to clutch Yu Jingting’s collar, but her little hand only caught air.

With a flash, Yu Jingting moved past Suizi, a burlap bag, which he had picked up from the ground, now in his hand.

The invader was still focused on breaking the door, not noticing the extra person behind him.

Yu Jingting displayed his exquisite bagging skills.

Underpants!

The bag dropped from the sky, landing perfectly on the man’s head.

The man let out a terrified scream.

"Ah!!!! Who’s there!!!!"

"I am the second master of the Lun Family!" Yu Jingting pinched his throat and made a shrill voice.

"The, the second master of the Lun Family?!"

Those sorcerers in the North referred to themselves as such as "Sir" or "Madam."

For instance, Granny Hu Si inherited the fourth position in the fox spirit lineage.

Grandpa Bai was the boss of the hedgehog spirits.

As Yu Jingting claimed to be the second master of the Lun family, he was implying he was the second in line in the snake spirit lineage.

"Why are you touching my snake children and grandchildren?" Yu Jingting held the man’s hand in a grip while the man’s head was trapped in the bag, blinding him.

For a moment, he couldn’t tell whether the one holding him was a human or a fairy.

"Spare me, fairy! I didn’t mean any harm!"

"No harm, my ass! Speak! Why are you dumping snakes into this house?"

"I, I, I was just passing by, just dropping them for fun..."

"Spouting nonsense! Trying to lie in front of me? Let me calculate...."

Yu Jingting became serious, grumbling something. He had learned a lot from being exposed to Wang Cuihua over the years, and his mumbling was very convincing, as if he was indeed possessed by a fairy.

Suizi knew he was pretending, yet his weird blabbering still made her skin crawl.

Let’s not even mention the poor guy who was trapped in the bag by him.

"You’re lying! You have a connection with this house! You came here on purpose!" Yu Jingting provoked him with his recent mumblings.

Hearing these words, the man’s knees buckled, and he began to kneel.

But Yu Jingting was still holding his arm, he couldn’t kneel all the way down. He just kept repeating "Mercy, old fairy!" incessantly.

"What is your purpose for coming here? Confess! Attempting to deceive Sir Lun will lead to sores all over you!"

"Mercy, old fairy! I’ll tell, I’ll tell! I am this house’s grandson."

"Bullshit, I don’t have a useless grandson like you." Yu Jingting scoffed.

This was the greatest insult to his son!

This house already belonged to him. If this chap claimed to be his grandson, wouldn’t that mean he was his son’s son?

If Bobo grew up to be such a spineless wimp, Yu Jingting felt he might die of anger.

"This house originally belonged to my grandfather, I just couldn’t stand others snatching it, so I thought about setting some snakes free inside to scare them away. I had no malicious intentions!"

Suizi, angered by his words, responded:

"You palmed off snake, and you say you had no ill intentions?!"

Luckily she and Yu Jingting managed to catch this man tonight.

Otherwise, if this nest of snakes slithered into the house and hid everywhere, she might die of fright when she moved in later.

"Ah! There’s a woman here too?" The man startled when he heard a woman’s voice.

"That’s your Pig grandmother, my wife!"

"Pig...?" The man was confused.

There doesn’t seem to be any pigs among the fairies?

"This is a wild pig spirit that has been cultivating for two hundred years and weighs over one hundred and thirty pounds. If you dare disobey, she will use her magic to crush you to death!"

She just weighed herself today, she had lost some weight, now weighing over one hundred and thirty pounds.

Yu Jingting, keeping up with the facts and gripping the hot button issue of his wife’s weight loss, took this opportunity to disclose her weight, thinking that if he flatters her about her weight, won’t she take good care of him when they get home?

This flattery, however, was totally off target.

Suizi grinded her teeth out of rage.

She decided to use her over one hundred and thirty pounds of weight to crush this shameless man to death when they get home.

While the couple exchanged glances, the man who had been caught by the head did not see it, and only felt he was in deep trouble.

It seemed that this fairy family were impressive. They could even subdue rare and unusual monsters like the wild pig spirit. They must be really powerful.

"Please spare me, esteemed fairies. I will worship your tablets when I return home, and I will burn incense and become a vegetarian on festive occasions!"

"Becoming a vegetarian won’t help. You have to drink children’s urine, two cups a day, for half a month to ward off evil, or else you’ll suffer a major misfortune!"

Suizi heard Yu Jingting’s nonsensical talk and had to hold back her laughter.

These days, Yu Jingting had to wash two basins of diapers every day. He has a deep grudge against children’s urine.

For the sake of staying alive, the man nodded his head frantically. He was willing to do anything, even if it meant eating shit.

Yu Jingting saw that the man had enough, raised his hand and struck him on the back of his neck, causing the man to faint.

Suizi thought Yu Jingting would beat the crap out of him, as she had figured out that all the excrements in the courtyard were thrown in by this man.

But he didn’t.

Yu Jingting carried the unconscious man and dumped him on a street a block away.

After dumping him, he returned.

"You let him off just like that?" Suizi asked.

"Yeah, after becoming a father, my heart has become kinder."

"I prefer men who can speak reality...."

If this bastard was kind-hearted, then the sky was probably about to rain red.

Wasn’t he just holding his cards close to his chest?

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