I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 103: Being Surpassed in the Strange Domain

Chapter 103: Chapter 103: Being Surpassed in the Strange Domain

Suizi finally finished her work, and Yu Jingting’s younger brothers had also bought the wine.

The group was heading towards Old Yu’s house, and they weren’t supposed to pass by Chen Kaide’s house. But, recalling the "confidential information" he heard in the toilet, Chen Ziyao was fuming and insisted on seeing his former brother-in-law. He asked Suizi to take him there.

He wanted to directly confront Chen Kaide and ask why he was disgracing Suizi and his sister.

The front door of the old Chen’s house was locked from the outside, and smoke was still rising from the chimney on the roof.

"A bunch of cowards," Chen Ziyao was all too familiar with this act.

His former brother-in-law had done the same before - locking the door from the outside while staying inside, pretending to be out.

The Chen family were renowned scholars. Faced with such despicable behavior from Chen Kaide, they were helpless. They certainly couldn’t break in by climbing over the wall, could they?

"Uncle, we’ll know for sure if there’s anyone home by trying something." Yu Jingting started to hatch a malicious plan.

Yu Jingting always acted flamboyantly in front of others, but he was extremely respectful towards his wife’s real family. He referred to Chen Ziyao as "little uncle" with ease and fluency in every word.

He took out a firecracker from his pocket.

"Who carries this thing around all the time?" Chen Ziyao was shocked.

Yu Jingting lit the firecracker and threw it into Chen Kaide’s duck pen.

The chicken coop was empty because Suizi had taken the chickens, but the duck pen still existed.

Then came a loud explosion.

Stirred up by the noise, the old ducks in the pen fluttered about and flew out of their enclosure, which was over a meter high. The ducks were so scared they could actually fly.

This outrageous stunt left his uncle-in-law astonished. What audacity!

After Yu Jingting had done with his first "bomb", he took out another one, this time aiming it at the house’s windows.

Boom, boom!

There were two more thunderous sounds.

Chen Kaide was curled up inside a potato cellar that was less than one meter high, trembling at the sound of Yu Jingting’s firecrackers outside.

Luckily, he had hidden himself before all this. This rascal could embarrass himself all he wanted outside!

Sitting in the potato cellar with his hands over his head, Chen Kaide tried to comfort himself with his imagination.

"Once Chen Ziyao sees how reckless Yu Tiegen is, he will surely take Suizi away. Ha, he might even tear down the old Yu’s house."

"Hey dude! Anyone home?" Yu Jingting’s voice came from outside.

Chen Kaide was so scared that he covered his mouth, fearing that any sound he made would be heard.

"Not home? Then should I blow up the toilet too?"

No!!!

The little man inside Chen Kaide was crying out, terrified to the point of trembling.

Beside him, Wang Fenfen was squeezed in. Upon hearing this, she was so furious she almost jumped up to confront them. But Chen Kaide held her back.

"Don’t go out! Suizi’s little uncle is here. He will beat us if he sees you!"

Knowing he was in the wrong for forcing Suizi to marry, Chen Kaide hadn’t dared to face his ex-wife’s family. When confronted by the troublemaker Yu Jingting, he could only curse in his heart while physically hiding in the cellar.

Yu Jingting took out the last firecracker, and sighed towards Suizi.

"For the sake of using up all my stock to blow up this toilet, you’ve to eat an extra bowl of food tonight."

As he had upset Suizi just now and worried that she might not eat in order to lose weight, he deliberately said this to provoke her.

Suizi’s mouth twitched.

What a peculiar taste she must have to get an appetite from the sound of exploding toilets? She was already feeling a bit nauseous!

Her little uncle seemed to lose his cool, and quickly grabbed Yu Jingting’s arm.

"When this thing goes off, it could splatter all over you!"

"You sound experienced. Have you been splattered a few times?" Yu Jingting retorted, leaving her little uncle breathless.

Feeling a sudden surge of embarrassment, Chen Ziyao turned his head to one side, meeting Suizi’s curious gaze.

"Uncle, have you actually ever set off a firecracker on your own?"

Uncle’s face instantly flushed red.

Yu Jingting discovered a new world, it seemed like Uncle’s blushing condition was similar to his wife’s? Genetic inheritance?

"I, well, when I was young and naive, I did—" Uncle didn’t want to lose face in front of Yu Jingting, he braced himself to defend his honor.

"For a young boy to blow up a toilet is nothing out of the ordinary, right?"

If it wasn’t a toilet, it would’ve been a manhole cover, and all the messy experiences that ensued. We’ve all had our fair share of disastrous antics so no one should mock anyone else for it! That’s what Uncle thought.

"Wife, lead Uncle to the back while I show off a little."

With an unruffled demeanor, Yu Jingting lit a firecracker right under Uncle’s shocked expression. He took a few steps back, raised his arm, dropped it, and biu~

Perfect.

Two muffled sounds.

The Chen Family’s toilet happened to be within the yard, and faced in the direction of the vegetable garden.

At this moment, the vegetable garden seemed to feel the full wrath of the world as all the yellow and green splatters created a sloshy scene.

"Uncle, next time you want to blow up a toilet, take me along. I’ll show you the right distance to maintain. Of course, this also requires accuracy in your throw."

Yu Jingting patted Uncle’s back, Uncle felt challenged.

He was being outdone in this bizarre competition!

Noticing Uncle’s intense competitiveness, Suizi, driven by affection for Uncle, tried to console him:

"Don’t compete with him. This rascal has been mischievous since childhood. His accurate aim is a result of practice from bombing every toilet in the village. Who knows, perhaps he too might have had his fair share of mishaps while growing up, ending up with himself being the casualty."

"That never happened." Yu Jingting sternly denied as it was a matter of a man’s pride, "But I did miss once, I happened to bomb a toilet when my dad was inside..."

"And then?"

"My broom was broken in half, I still remember the pain to this day."

"Pfft!"

Uncle burst into laughter, picturing the entire incident.

Suizi was resigned, she had hoped that he could leave a good impression on Uncle, which was now impossible from the mental image engrained in Uncle’s mind.

"Jingting, normally you’re quite patient, why were you so aggressive today? Did my dad say something to upset you?"

Uncle was still here, and Yu Jingting dared to confront Chen Kaide. Believing that nothing had happened would have been far-fetched for Suizi.

Uncle understood why Yu Jingting had snapped. Chen Kaide had cursed Suizi and Suizi’s mother, Yu Jingting was standing up to him in support of Suizi.

As long as Yu Jingting would confess in front of Uncle, he could salvage some of his image. Uncle thought of cajoling up to him, this was such a great opportunity, Yu Jingting couldn’t have missed it surely.

"It was nothing, I just couldn’t stand him. My wife is such a beautiful flower, yet he sold her to someone like me for merely two hundred taels, what kind of a father does that make him? For this alone, I have no reason to be polite to him."

Uncle was dumbstruck, this guy seemed to have a clear understanding of his own position, huh?

He must be quite something if he could berate himself when pushed to the limit.

Yu Jingting, having exploded the Chen family’s toilet, felt satisfied and free. For him, there was never any longstanding bitterness. He got back at them the same day.

He had no intention to fuss over Chen Kaide insulting him, but when he saw him insulting his wife, his mother-in-law and even cursing the baby in his wife’s womb, he couldn’t let him off the hook.

Hearing him not mention a single word about Chen Kaide cursing Suizi, Chen Ziyao approved of him.

This street hooligan... oh, sorry, this big brother, is quite dutiful.

He didn’t want Suizi to worry and took everything upon himself.

"All you imbeciles inside the house, listen up!" Yu Jingting elatedly hollered, "It was me, Yu Jingting, who blew up the toilet! I am not changing my name and I am not someone who would put on a turtle shell and hide from consequences, unlike some people!"

He dared to blow up the toilet at his father-in-law’s place and then brag about it openly. Suizi glanced helplessly in Uncle’s direction, wondering how to explain the situation to him.

Huh?

Uncle stared at Yu Jingting, his eyes gleaming brightly.