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Chapter 1000: Can We Talk About Couples’ Team Building? (Extra - for 150+ monthly passes)
Chapter 1000: Chapter 1000: Can We Talk About Couples’ Team Building? (Extra Chapter for 150+ monthly passes)
Yu Jingting dragged Suizi back to their room, slammed the door shut, and sat on the bed, fuming.
Suizi fumbled around on the desk, pulled out a stack of papers, and chose one that read "What’s wrong?" and held it up.
Since she couldn’t speak, she wrote down some of the most frequently used phrases.
"You have the nerve to ask me! Don’t you have any idea what you’ve done?"
Yu Jingting ground his teeth as he spoke.
Suizi blinked innocently and, before Yu Jingting could lose his temper, silently took out a piece of paper from her pocket, which bore the line:
"A lack of forbearance in small matters upsets great plans."
Yu Jingting saw the line, licked his back teeth, great.
She knew all along that this would make him angry, and had already prepared the placating note.
"Do you think you can convince me with such stale platitudes? Let me tell you, it’s no use; I am not easy to appease!"
After the children tattled, Wang Cuihua came over and could hear her son ranting even before she reached the door.
"What’s the matter? You’re almost breaking down the door," Wang Cuihua’s gaze shifted back and forth between her son and daughter-in-law, especially scrutinizing Suizi’s face to make sure she wasn’t crying in secret.
"Who else but your son’s honor-seeking wife should you ask?"
Director Qu went to Suizi’s school today.
She asked Suizi about Yu Jingting’s schedule, her tone overly sweet and with no attempt to hide her intentions.
Normally, when a woman uses work as a pretext to see someone else’s husband, any woman who isn’t a fool can tell that she’s just there to make her presence felt.
Not giving her a slap, or spitting in her face, would be going easy on her.
Yet, Suizi really pulled out her notebook and wrote down Yu Jingting’s schedule clearly.
Because she couldn’t speak, Director Qu just treated her like a mute, planning to bully her, but after half a day of provocation, Suizi maintained a smile the entire time and listed Jingting’s schedule very efficiently.
Such prompt cooperation disconcerted Director Qu, who looked at Suizi with the same expression one would give an idiot after receiving the note Suizi wrote.
She had come with the intention of making Suizi uncomfortable but hadn’t expected Suizi to be so accommodating, leaving her at a loss for words.
It was like punching cotton; all her prepared malicious remarks had no place to land.
Director Qu, not knowing what Suizi’s true intentions were, followed the note’s lead.
At that time, Yu Jingting was lying in the ancestral massage shop, shirtless, getting a massage on his shoulders from a blind old Chinese medicine practitioner.
He opened his eyes to find Director Qu standing at the bedside, drooling over Jingting’s solid muscles.
Yu Jingting immediately spotted the note in her hand, his wife’s handwriting! He knew it!
He was nearly driven mad by this little wench who had betrayed him, and went straight back to settle accounts with Suizi.
"Um, let me interrupt, what does this Director Qu do?" Wang Cuihua asked.
"A lovesick fool!" Yu Jingting replied irritably.
"Her eyes were practically glued to me, wishing they could stick right onto my body. Yuck, disgusting!"
Yu Jingting, feeling as though he was a pristine maiden himself, couldn’t even finish his massage. He grabbed his clothes and ran out, with Director Qu in hot pursuit, even wanting to join him for a massage.
Yu Jingting’s retelling ability was too strong, vividly recreating the scene.
Suizi silently laughed, imagining Yu Jingting covering his upper body with clothes, finding the thought unexpectedly funny.
As Yu Jingting was in the middle of his angry rant, he saw Suizi smile, which only made him more incensed.
Pointing at her nose and just about to scold her, Wang Cuihua slapped his hand away.
"Stop pointing your snot-picking finger at my daughter-in-law. What’s the big deal about being ogled? There are plenty of bare-chested men in the alley; why are you making such a fuss?"
Suizi nodded repeatedly, her mother-in-law was right~
Yu Jingting’s nostrils flared even wider with anger, these two women were ganging up on him, bullying him, huh?
"Flies don’t sting uncracked eggs, if you’re perfectly fine, why go for a massage? What’s the use of spending that money, isn’t it good enough to let Suizi cup you at home?" Wang Cuihua interrogated her son.
Yu Jingting grew even angrier, looking at Suizi, was this little lady enjoying the show?
Suizi, feeling Yu Jingting’s gaze, hurriedly gestured to her throat, she still couldn’t speak, it wasn’t that she didn’t want to speak up for him.
"Flies land everywhere they can, is there anything they wouldn’t land on, good or bad? Besides, if I went for a massage it was because this little lady tricked me into it—ah!" Yu Jingting’s pent-up feelings seemed to clear as he reached this point, suddenly realizing something.
His body was in good shape, without any illness or pain, Suizi insisted on him going for a massage, and he was puzzled, but now he started to understand Suizi’s intentions.
Looking at Suizi, she winked at him, young man, let your imagination fly, guess boldly!
"Why doesn’t she keep an eye on someone else, why does she have to go to all that effort with you?" Wang Cuihua asked.
"I don’t have time to explain to you now, go ask your daughter-in-law," Yu Jingting finally understood what his wife meant, that Massage Shop, there must be some implication.
He was going to have someone look into it right now.
Wang Cuihua saw him leave and rolled up her sleeves, intending to chase after him.
Suizi quickly held Wang Cuihua’s hand and rapidly wrote down the whole story on paper.
"Suizi, why can’t I understand what you’re buying in that gourd? If that woman is clinging to Tiegen, why don’t you scratch her, why are you even giving her the address?"
Suizi blinked, because this was the "couple team building" between her and Jingting.
She was testing Jingting’s "circle drawing level," was that something she could say?
Two minutes later, the Director came over with a darkened face.
"Huahua, come out for a second."
Yu Jingting followed behind his father with his arms akimbo, a smug look on his face, which piqued Suizi’s intense curiosity.
Suizi tilted her head to look at him, her gaze asking, what mischief is this guy up to?
"I’m carrying out the spirit of your ’circle drawing’ directive, I just don’t believe I can’t handle that old lady!"
Suizi deftly flipped out a curled paper card with four big characters on it: Talk Nicely
This showed how frequently the phrase was used, Yu Jingting, this guy, was always running off at the mouth, with hardly a few instances of talking nicely all day long.
"Our lady has signed up for the neighborhood’s senior dance competition."
Suizi nodded, she knew about it.
Community activities, it’s the participation that counts; many families joined in.
The first prize was a large enamel basin, and Wang Cuihua was rubbing her hands together, determined to bring that basin home to use it for roasting potatoes.
The Director was quite supportive of this.
Wang Cuihua used to perform shaman dances in the village in her younger days, she was particularly good with her body coordination, and she learned dance steps very quickly, performing for the Director every now and then.
The Director’s look, in the words of Yu Jingting, this "devoted son," was one of green-eyed longing, drooling a thousand yards, just like a weasel eyeing chickens upon entering a village.
"Her dance partner is Old Wang from next door, dancing ballroom dances with the old man, hahaha."
Yu Jingting had just hung up the phone and also took the opportunity to spill the beans to his dad.
The Director naively thought that this senior dance competition involved two old ladies hugging each other—after all, that’s what the rehearsals looked like.
When Yu Jingting told him that his wife’s luxurious flower of a dance partner was a man, the Director exploded.
Suizi looked at Yu Jingting with full disdain, a snitch!
But Yu Jingting himself didn’t think much of it, he was a good man who listened to his wife’s words, she asked him to ’draw circles’ in his endeavors, and he did just that, a cunning plan!
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