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Chapter 79 - 76: Equivalent Exchange, The Whereabouts of Shi Shi

Chapter 79: Chapter 76: Equivalent Exchange, The Whereabouts of Shi Shi

The barrage went silent...

Prison Director’s crotch mosaic, everyone who knows, knows...

Jiang Xiao remained as fierce as ever.

Did he genuinely not know what was going on inside, or was he pretending not to know?

He just pushed the door open and went in?

Of course, some people noticed the finer details.

[Cough, look at the legs on the bed, I bet it’s a woman.]

[Damn! Long and white and straight and slender!]

[Longer than my life...]

[Voice: Slurp slurp slurp slurp~~~ (madly licking feet)]

[Dude upstairs, you pretending to be Kegmo? The mouth opens sticky.]

[The guy on the fourth floor is indeed a pervert, he even licked Bai Liu after she became weird.]

[Eh? Isn’t that right, am I the only one who finds the Prison Director somewhat familiar?]

Although I’m a rough guy, I know honor and decency.

After all, interrupting someone’s good time, Jiang Xiao awkwardly scratched his head and turned to leave.

Hmm?

Wait!

Who is this Prison Director???

Jiang Xiao clapped his head suddenly and turned around!

His normal personality instantly suppressed everything!

"It’s you! Fuck! It really is you!!"

In that instant.

Many thoughts flashed through Jiang Xiao’s mind...

The weird can wander back and forth in the Kaidan world?

Does that mean Shi Shi also could!

He took two steps in three.

An excited Jiang Xiao, his body shaking, grabbed the shocked Prison Director from the bed.

He didn’t care about the latter’s unsteady sway.

Even the female secretary on the bed was ignored by Jiang Xiao.

Although the last time he saw this "Prison Director," his face had no flesh, and he was disabled in his limbs.

But Jiang Xiao was sure he wasn’t mistaken!

(ʘ言ʘ╬) "You motherfucker, spit it out! Fuck! Speak, dammit!"

Jiang Xiao violently shook the Prison Director’s body, leaving him utterly dumbfounded.

"Playing tough with me, huh?"

’Smack! Smack!’

(￣#)з￣)(￣ε(#￣)

No pleasantries!

He directly served the Prison Director two big face slaps, buzzing Wang Dayong’s head.

"Spit it out! Is there anyone I can’t handle? You still refuse to confess?!"

A heavy elbow strike went straight to the Prison Director’s nose.

’Crack’ went a sharp sound~

If nothing unexpected, the Prison Director’s nasal bone had already broken, and blood uncontrollably gushed out.

Wang Dayong: (Ϡ°᷄།▿།°᷅(#)

What the fuck... Kuku beating me up?

I don’t know anything!

Jiang Xiao:(怒｀Д´怒)

"Will you talk or not, will you talk or not, will you talk or not! Do you even plan to speak! I can pry open even the little Guizhu’s mouth, let alone yours!"

It hurts so bad...

Each punch made the Prison Director’s soul tremble with pain.

Is this kid’s fighting power so fierce?

Not dead + pervert + mentally ill + unmatched strength.

Every time he tried to open his mouth to explain, Jiang Xiao’s fist sent him reeling back.

Buddy, which one of us is the weird one?

Seeing the man greeting Kuku’s face on the Prison Director.

The girl secretary on the bed swallowed her saliva and finally mustered the courage to carefully ask.

|๑ớ▿ờ) "You... what exactly do you want to ask Dayong? Just spit it out..."

Hmm?

Jiang Xiao paused, then his face reddened and he asked embarrassedly.

୧(๑•̌～•̑) "Err, didn’t I just ask?"

The Prison Director almost couldn’t hold back his tears.

(#)థ3థ(#)

"Buddy, are you Living Yama or what? Just straight up beating me up without a second word, is it? Is King Yan setting KPI targets for you? Do you just have to dispose of me today?"

Um...

Jiang Xiao coughed to hide his embarrassment.

"Cough, it’s just, well, what? Err! You bullied Bai Liu, and I’m wrong to beat you?"

Wang Defa?!

You damn... I just... oh fuck, no... I mean...

Wang Dayong’s mouth moved, but he didn’t know what to say.

It’s been so long since that damn Bai Liu,

and you’re still using that as an excuse to beat me?!

It’s just that the secretary is here; otherwise, the Prison Director would probably have bawled his eyes out.

"Alright, alright, are you using the previous dynasty’s sword to chop the current dynasty’s official? Is this the same as the previous mental hospital scenario? Don’t you feel embarrassed saying this?"

Not going to lie, Jiang Xiao’s face did turn quite red.

A rush of urgency to the head messed up the order of things; why did he forget to ask questions first?

Oh fuck...

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s face turn red, the Prison Director felt even more stifled.

Your face turns red... Forget it, never mind.

He swallowed his own grievances and contained his own pain.

"I’m asking you, how did you appear here? Could it be that the spirits in Kaidan can wander everywhere?"

"Since I can see you, can’t I see others?"

"Or to say, if you can come from other places, can I travel to other places through here?"

The Prison Director rubbed his swollen cheek, concealing his flickering eyes.

Jiang Xiao’s meaning couldn’t have been clearer—it seemed he was eager to meet someone?

If that was the case.

Could he not use this situation to his advantage...

Thinking this, the Prison Director turned his head and gave a chuckle.

"Ah, so it’s for this matter, huh? Why didn’t you say so earlier, it’s simple! I took this beating for nothing!"

It’s simple!

Just four words.

But it almost made Jiang Xiao take off in excitement.

Sun Wei, Bai Yi, Shi Shi, Xi Tang...

It seemed like he could see them again in the next second!

The nightmare from before still left Jiang Xiao apprehensive, and he was eager to meet them.

"Tell me! How can I travel between Kaidan!"

"Well~"

The Prison Director helplessly rubbed his palms.

"Though it’s simple, it’s not easy. By the way, where do you want to go?"

"I want to go to Sun Wei’s family in ’Where’s Dad Dead.’ How difficult is it?"

What ’Where’s Dad Dead’?

What Sun Wei?

I’ve never even heard of these~

A troubled expression appeared on the Prison Director’s face.

"Well... you should know the principle of equivalent exchange. There’s no free lunch in the world. To obtain something, you must give up something, especially for a chosen one like you. To make an exchange, you need an ’interface’ to connect you with Kaidan."

Equivalent exchange principle?

"I’m broke and have nothing, what can I exchange? And what’s this ’interface’?"

"Hehe, of course you don’t have anything to exchange; the only things that can be exchanged are those from within Kaidan. As for the interface~"

"Plainly speaking, this interface means you need a precious item that can freely move between the two worlds."

Jiang Xiao fell silent.

Things from Kaidan that can also freely traverse between Earth and Kaidan.

It would have to be a Guizhu...

Where could he get such a treasure?

It seemed like not even the entirety of Dragon Country had one...

The last deal between Sakura and Dragon Country was done secretly.

Thus, the citizens of Dragon Country didn’t know their country already possessed a Broken Guizhu, and of course, Jiang Xiao was kept in the dark.

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s silence, the Prison Director continued guiding him.

"As long as the price is significant enough, even tasks beyond your understanding could be possible."

Jiang Xiao’s expression flickered.

"You mean?"

"Exactly."

"Really, can it be?"

"Ah, of course! We are quite fated, one human and one spirit; why would I deceive you?"

Jiang Xiao took a deep breath to calm his agitated heart.

"That is to say, as long as the price is significant enough, I can bring them out of the Kaidan world?"

Though he tried hard to conceal it, the excitement in Jiang Xiao’s voice still trembled slightly.

Damn!

The Prison Director was startled inwardly—this kid, at the mere mention, almost gave the spirits a fright!

Taking spirits out of Kaidan?

Before today, he would not even dare to think about such questions.

"Yes! Of course!"

"Speaking of which, does your personnel change all the time?"

"Well, that... depends on the situation. I just went from nine stars to eight stars."

"Why?"

Wang Dayong’s face darkened. He didn’t answer Jiang Xiao’s question.

You still have the audacity to ask why?

Due to your blind blundering, Bai Liu resolved her emotional blockages, and now I freaking have no home!

Knowing that he could take Shi Shi out, Jiang Xiao was extremely excited.

At the same time, he also became worried.

Were Sun Wei and Shi Shi together now or separated?

Could Sun Wei, a woman, take good care of the three of them?

You have to understand.

Shi Shi, that simpleton, turned into a Kemonomimi after her transformation.

She completely lacks any formidable combat power.

What if she’s bullied?

What if she encounters a pervert?

What if she’s captured?

Was his previous dream just him worrying over nothing, or...

Jiang Xiao dared not think further.

For the first time, he, who never knew fear, felt frightened.

No matter the cost,

he must bring them out!

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s expression grow increasingly frantic, his face shifting between ecstasy and furrowed brows.

The bruised and battered Prison Director knew he had almost incited the right amount of emotion from this lunatic.

So he immediately whispered soothingly.

"Coincidentally, regarding items that can be exchanged with Kaidan, I happen to have some clues."

Wang Dayong: (Ϡ‾᷄ݓ‾᷅(#) hehe~