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Chapter 72 - 69 The Brigade Commander is Useless Too!

Chapter 72: Chapter 69 The Brigade Commander is Useless Too!

In ancient times, providing food would earn you men willing to die for you.

But the advantage of prisoners in Hengshui Prison over ancient people is just getting enough to eat.

If it weren’t for their special constitution, they would have been eaten to death long ago!

Had braised pork?

Many prisoners still feel somewhat surreal about it.

Is this really food they can eat?

They don’t know the taste of the sea.

But they are absolutely obsessed with the taste of meat!

Seeing these prisoners eating and crying, Jiang Xiao couldn’t help frowning.

Something seemed not quite right...

How could such fierce prisoners cry so easily?

But it’s not like Da Guang and the others are being wrongly accused; after all, they admitted to their crimes.

Maybe it’s the excitement of tasting meat after being locked up for too long?

"Prison Director! You finally came. These people are planning a rebellion! This new warden is leading it!!"

Li Bing is here!

Many prisoners slowed their eating.

Then, they started to eat even more frantically!

Eat, eat, eat!

With meat in their mouths, nothing else mattered!

When they took the first bite, they had already imagined the worst outcome.

Might as well die with a full belly!!

"How many times have I told you? Just call me Deputy Prison Director!"

The Deputy Prison Director coldly corrected the chef’s mistake.

At the same time, his heart was deeply touched!

From the chef’s words, he had deduced the whole previous incident.

What the hell is going on!

What does this new warden really want to do?

Why does his plan look so confusing to me?

"Jiang Xiao, aren’t you going to explain?"

Explain?

"Deputy Prison Director, I’m just a simple guy; what do you want me to explain? You gotta make it clear."

Jiang Xiao didn’t even bother to stand up, continuing to eat the food in front of him.

Li Bing almost laughed out loud, pointing at the meat in the prisoners’ bowls.

"Hehe, explain? How about you explain the dishes in front of these prisoners!"

Jiang Xiao pointed to the menu on the cafeteria wall.

Written there were Sunday’s meals: braised pork + roasted potatoes + rice + seaweed soup.

Then, he suddenly smacked his head in realization!

"Oops! Look at my head, not turning as fast as you college kids. Yeah, I forgot to make a soup. My bad, I’ll make it up to them next time."

Li Bing: ???

You still want to give them soup?!

The prisoners were also shocked, scratching their heads in confusion.

୧(๑•̌～•̑) What does that mean?

Originally, they thought this warden would soften up and say nice things, or even shift the blame, when facing the Prison Director.

But it looks like not only is he taking responsibility, but he’s also trying to get them even more benefits!

The warden, my goodness, I’m crying...

"Why do they get to eat meat?"

"Why?"

Jiang Xiao paused, then looked suspiciously at Li Bing.

"You sound like Ke Zhen’e from Jiangnan Seven Freaks. Are you really blind? Can’t you see the big letters on the wall?"

"I..."

"What about you? Are you a regiment commander? Let me tell you! Even if the regiment commander is here today, it wouldn’t matter!"

Li Bing was choked by Jiang Xiao’s words, his hands clenched tightly.

(怒｀Д´怒) "Jiang Xiao! You need to be responsible for what you say! Where are the prison guards? What are you hiding there for? Come here!"

Prison guards?

The prison guards were sitting with the prisoners, wolfing down their food, their chopsticks moving so fast they looked like phantoms...

On hearing the Deputy Prison Director’s call, they reluctantly put down their chopsticks.

"Eat, eat, eat! Haven’t you ever eaten before, or what?"

The prison guards felt aggrieved; they usually didn’t get to eat much...

After hesitating, Ah Wei directly sided with Jiang Xiao and the prisoners!

Seeing someone taking the lead, the other guards stopped pretending and laid their cards on the table~

Whoever gives them meat is the one they follow; this principle is timeless!

Wow damn!

Seeing the guards run to the side of the new warden,

Li Bing felt like his lungs were about to explode.

What is going on?

This man just arrived, and his charisma is so high?

"What do you mean, planning a collective rebellion?"

"Deputy Prison Director, instead of calling it a rebellion, it might be more appropriate to call it a rebellion..."

Rebellion?

Alright, alright, fine, a rebellion!

Li Bing’s face turned completely dark, threatening coldly.

"Rebellions often come with countless corpses and bloodshed! Isn’t it better to stay alive?"

No one paid him any attention.

While it makes sense that it’s better to cling to life than to die, it really wasn’t very appealing.

In this dark prison, what difference did it make whether they were alive or dead?

There was absolutely nothing that could make them happy, and they had to eat food not even a dog would touch to survive each day.

The braised pork today had finally rekindled their dead hearts.

The prisoners and prison guards wanted to eat proper food from now on.

The Deputy Prison Director wanted to maintain his dignity and authority.

Neither side was willing to back down, and the atmosphere remained tense.

"What are you all doing! Why do all this commotion! If you have the capability, go fight with the enemy using bayonets— that would be meaningful."

Jiang Xiao waved his hand, telling everyone to go back and continue eating; they hadn’t done anything wrong, so why worry?

"Jiang Xiao, you are challenging the rules and authority of Hengshui Prison, do you know how dangerous these prisoners are?"

Jiang Xiao: (๑•́₃•̀๑) "Dangerous? Seriously?"

"Old Li always liked to fight for his own benefits," he admitted.

At wartime, even if it was unreasonable, he would claim a bit of reason, let alone now with such conspicuous characters on the wall.

And in this matter, he was in the right!

Even if a brigade commander came, they could not fault him, Li Yunlong!

His indifferent, "couldn’t-care-less" demeanor was blatantly provoking Li Bing on the edge of rage.

"Good, very good! I want to see what secrets you have on you."

The threesome from Area B didn’t say a word.

As if they had agreed beforehand, they all stood up, shielding Jiang Xiao.

They were truly tired of living.

Once something happened to Jiang Xiao, they would be sent back to the gloomy Area B.

Today’s lunch might as well be their last meal.

Not an exaggeration, they ate to their heart’s content!

Death.

For them, it might also be a kind of release.

The prisoners in Area A also gritted their teeth and stomped their feet.

Damn it, let’s do it!

Everyone fiercely slammed their chopsticks down and stood up!

They were sick of these hard days too!

Now that everyone had stood up, they weren’t afraid of dying, at least they wouldn’t be alone on the road to the underworld.

...

Looking at the crowd with red eyes in front of him, the deputy prison director’s mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Including the prison guards, do I now face over seventy-one to one?

And add an unpredictable warden to that.

This advantage is not mine at all...

Da Guang didn’t expect that everyone would be willing to face off with the deputy prison director!

He immediately bellowed.

"Heaven is dead! The yellow sky will rise! In the year of Jiazi! Duke of Thunder assist me... foster father!"

Damn!

Everyone: |｡Ծ⌂Ծ)|๑ớ▿ờ)

Well, that started off impressively.

Ending with a shout out to your foster father, really?

Or maybe this bald guy is just a seasoned flatterer.

This move, who wouldn’t admire it!

Even a popular celebrity would hand out cigarettes!

Li Bing pushed his gold-rimmed glasses and couldn’t help stepping back two steps.

"You... you all wait for it! You’ve caused major trouble, just you watch!"

A wise man does not eat the immediate loss, better to leave as part of the thirty-six strategies!

Watching the deputy director run off with his tail between his legs, everyone laughed heartily and took their seats again.

For the first time, they felt what they called "the power of unity"!

Even the prison guards who were eating quietly on the side now sat with the prisoners, laughing together.

[Wow! It had to be the trio from Area B, they are always the first to step up in times of trouble!]

[I must admit, I quite liked that scene of rebellion just now.]

[I think Jiang Xiao definitely has the power to overthrow the prison’s regime and crown himself king!]

[Er, have you all forgotten that the mysterious Prison Director hasn’t shown up yet?]

[Sheesh, made me think of Rule Five?]

[Rule Five: Do not allow these irritable prisoners to group up and form alliances; if encountered, stop it immediately]

Now it seems, this rule is both right and wrong.

Isn’t this exactly what they feared, the prisoners banding together like they did today?

If Jiang Xiao stops them from uniting, he stands with the Prison Director.

But if Jiang Xiao leads them to unite, he stands with the prisoners.

At the moment, it seems there are more advantages to standing with the prisoners, right?

After all, it’s always the deputy who shows up, the actual director hasn’t even appeared.

Other country’s agents at Jiang Xiao’s haven’t received any useful messages.

Their own chosen ones didn’t have the skill and strength of Jiang Xiao to start a rebellion.

Except for the Sakura.

"Yo, West! Unitng all the prisoners to repel the deputy prison director? Our Nai Zixue might need that."

"Prime Minister, I think we can wait a bit longer, Miss Nai hasn’t encountered danger yet."

Xiao Cun Cilang stopped the new Prime Minister.

Most members of parliament also supported Xiao’s decision.

In regarding to observing patiently, it seems the wisest.

What if Jiang Xiao has made a misstep?

They can’t blindly trust someone labeled as a lunatic.

This time, Kaidan can only transmit one message to the outside world; the Sakura must use it at the most critical moment.

At this moment, Li Bing was furious enough to unleash his wrath.

Pushed away by his own direct subordinate, the warden.

If this got out, his reputation would be dirt!

He should have made the situation sound more serious when he sought the Prison Director.

Now look!

He let all these remorseless prisoners unite!

’Bang bang bang!!’

Perhaps due to too much anger, his knocks on the door were heavier than usual.

"Damn it, come in!!"

Interrupted, the Prison Director’s voice was clearly not very happy.

"Prison Director, they really are causing trouble!"

"What?"

The Prison Director looked incredulously at Li Bing.

"No way? You can’t handle these losers?"

"Please check the surveillance yourself; this warden doesn’t seem simple at all."

"Heh, ’not simple’?"

The Prison Director nonchalantly turned on the surveillance camera, feeling utterly confident.

"It might indeed be ’not simple’ for you, but for me..."

Huh?

(ŎﾛŎ‧̣̥̇)!!!

The Prison Director’s sentence was caught in his throat.

Could there really be such a similar person in the world?

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