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Chapter 52 All Dregs

Chapter 52: Chapter 52 All Dregs

"And what makes you think you can persuade Niu Jieshi? He’s not exactly a walk in the park to deal with."

Sun Wei remained unconvinced.

What’s the use of checking an elephant?

Jiang Xiao might have already cleaned up in the basement and come up, right?

"Ah, I just taught him a couple of little tricks?"

Little tricks?

What kind of "little" tricks do you use to get along with a top-notch old pervert as if you were good buddies?

Jiang Xiao looked at the people in front of him...

Each one was a distinct personality.

This Kaidan is difficult if you say it’s difficult, but it’s also simple if you say it’s simple.

As long as you can survive a few waves of bizarre attacks without dying, then win over their affection by catering to their preferences, everything after that becomes very simple.

Yeah.

So easy, huh~

Actually, it’s not that the rules are too weak.

It’s just that Jiang Xiao is too much of an oddball.

After all, to have survived so many bizarre attacks and still be alive, he’s really one of a kind!

All I can say is...

Kaidan did its best, but this battle is unwinnable.

There are seven oddities, and four are less than formidable.

Loli didn’t get hit, Kuku calls for daddy.

Grandpa’s even worse, Jiang Xiao kills with one hand.

The remaining three also fell in the hard fight.

One fell in love with him, another was tormented to death.

And the last pervert? He’s now big brother?

Then look at Jiang Xiao, damn, even his eyes could cry blind!

Defeated three or four times, still laughing heartily.

Because he’s the protagonist, with an unlimited health cheat.

Not to mention his regenerative power, Bai Liu’s even better.

Dragon Country’s very ancestor, Spirit Jiang is invincible now!

An instance not up to the task? You think you can do better, then step up!

"Honey, I have a question, what’s in that little room upstairs after all?"

Sun Wei’s face changed.

"Don’t pry! And you’re not allowed to go up!"

Huh~

You say no going up, I must go up!

"Husband, go buy a fish from Li’s family at the eastern end of the village. Last night, Xi Tang and Bai Yi were fussing over wanting to eat sour fish."

"Okay."

...

The traffic in Dragon Country’s live streaming room reached a peak.

Attracting eighty percent of the world’s population to come and learn.

They never imagined.

That one day they would need to learn from a psychopath?

But what can they do after watching?

Can they replicate Jiang Xiao’s moves?

It’s completely useless, there’s hardly anything in this Kaidan that can be applied.

Unless you can withstand your wife’s sheer negligee and somehow make her fall in love with you.

Let’s not even talk about whether you can withstand the beating.

The main thing is that 90% of the Chosen Ones start trembling at the sight of the wife’s leg in the Kaidan.

What love are we talking about?

Half of the remaining twenty percent of the traffic has poured into the Sakura live streaming room.

...

Meichuan Neiku, who was lying in the field, finally regained consciousness after quite some time.

Then he started bawling with snot and tears.

Not until he had thoroughly cried out did he, clutching his butt, limp towards home.

The house was terrifying too.

But who knows what you might encounter if you spend the night in the wilderness of Analog Horror?

Previously, some big-shot Chosen Ones also tried to escape the confines of the rules.

But without exception, they all failed.

At this point, Oda Kunzhang and Xiao Cun Cilang couldn’t leave.

Director Wang brought a group of people and cornered him.

The former wore a grin on his face.

"What’s ’yours’? What do you mean by ’yours’? I’m, my goodness, a law-abiding citizen!"

"I don’t care how big you are, just don’t strut around here like you’re the big cheese. Fulfill the commitment you made to me!"

"Director Wang, let Kuku and me return. How can we issue a statement if we don’t go back? The process is very complicated."

"Hiss..."

Director Wang thought about it, and it made sense.

"Fine, then Xiao Cun Cilang can go back, but Kuku stays. Have your parliament members apologize immediately, or I won’t mind tearing up the ticket!"

Just as Kuku Sadaharu’s relaxed expression began to melt, it petrified once again.

They’re actually making me stay?!

Damn it!

True to their reputation, the people from Dragon Country are crafty and cunning!

This move left Kuku Sadaharu, who had no intention of admitting defeat, looking as pale as death.

"Uh, Director Wang, you can’t keep Kuku this way, setting aside the facts..."

"If we’re setting aside the facts, am I here to waste my breath with you? Whine one more word and you stay, too!"

Boss Wang was domineering as hell!

In the end, Kuku Sadaharu was sprawled on the ground like a dead dog.

Xiao Cun Cilang also boarded the plane they had arrived on, tail between his legs...

Director Wang watched the two leave in a sorry state, a look of disdain on his face.

So people from small places only like to listen to minor tunes; no wonder.

Their approach to life is no different, utterly lacking in substance.

Their so-called national culture is nothing but hooliganism!

The whole world knows this!

Aboard the plane, Xiao Cun Cilang heaved a sigh of relief.

Let’s just suck it up this time.

Come what may, we can’t lose face for Kuku.

If we lose face, our national prestige would be stepped on like a doormat.

Dragon Country actually has the gall to follow through with their threats!

But on second thought, this situation isn’t a loss.

We’re in the world of Analog Horror.

An apology is no big deal, especially since Meichuan Neiku, an S-rank talent chosen by fate, was truly saved by Jiang Xiao.

In the future, our mighty Sakura will have both Nai Zixue and Meichuan Neiku as its great generals!

With time, rising to the top as a world superpower is not just a dream!

...

At this moment, the higher-ups in Sakura Country were composing a message for Meichuan Neiku.

Yes, they were using their second reminder opportunity.

[Ding, external reminder received]

[Neiku-san! Now you must improve the relationship with your family! You must boost your affinity! There are two shortcuts and one key point. The first shortcut, tell your son the secret to Contra: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BABA! The second shortcut! Cook a delicious meal for your wife Zhou Qin with your son! The last key point, you definitely need to get on good terms with your grandmother. As we can see, your mother loves you very much! As long as you survive this ordeal, you’ll be a towering hero of Sakura Country, just like the contemporary Oda Kunzhang!!]

Monkey see, monkey do. Sakura Country can’t care about the details right now!

There’s an old Dragon Country saying that goes, "Those who imitate me thrive!"

"Wuwuwu~"

Meichuan Neiku was overwhelmed with emotion from this message. His homeland still loved him!

Especially the title of national hero!

This rekindled the burning fighting spirit in this middle-aged greasy man!

He realized he wasn’t alone; his dearly loving country stood behind him!

Alright, that’s right!

It’s crucial to build a good relationship with my family!

The key point mentioned in the message is the most important.

Because his gran really did seem to want to save him when Chest Hair Man abducted Meichuan Neiku.

It showed that the old lady still cared about him somehow.

And it was easy to improve her fondness – wasn’t it just feeding her and giving her medication?

Previously, Meichuan Neiku found it nauseating.

But after being ’enlightened’ by Chest Hair Man...

Hilarious~

There’s no pressure at all now; he could do way more than just mouth-to-mouth feeding.

But Sakura seemed to have forgotten the true meaning of that old Dragon Country saying.

Those who imitate me thrive, while those who resemble me perish~

Standing outside the crimson gate, Meichuan Neiku took a deep breath.

"Mom! Wife and son! I’m back!"