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Chapter 49 Why Are You Blushing?

Chapter 49: Chapter 49 Why Are You Blushing?

Damn!

The Cherry Blossom Country’s prime minister, who had completely lost all hope, almost leaped three feet high in surprise!

He was even excited enough to want to perform a few backflips on the spot to celebrate!

Was Jiang Xiao planning to force his way through?

Disagree!

Sun Wei didn’t agree!

The people from Dragon Country in the bullet comments didn’t agree!

Even Director Wang didn’t agree!

If Jiang Xiao went, he’d be at a massive loss.

Couldn’t he see the loophole in the hint???

"Why would you risk so much for a stranger? You don’t even have the qualifications to exchange blows with him!"

But it was useless, no matter how Sun Wei tried to persuade.

Jiang Xiao was determined like iron to go and rescue Meichuan Neiku.

Seeing Director Wang’s face turn as black as the bottom of a pot.

The two people from Cherry Blossom Country couldn’t be happier!

When Dragon Country is unhappy, they’re delighted~

They even hoped Jiang Xiao wouldn’t be able to rescue Meichuan Neiku; after all, if Meichuan Neiku died, they’d still have Nai Zixue in Cherry Blossom Country.

If Jiang Xiao perished at the hands of the chest-haired man...

Even though they’d lose an uncanny weapon, although Meichuan Neiku might be finished,

as long as Jiang Xiao of Dragon Country died, everything would be worth it!

Damaging others without benefiting oneself is not a problem; that’s just the way Cherry Blossom Country rolls.

Xiao Cun Cilang wasn’t pretending anymore; his smile was even brighter than the prime minister’s.

"Hahahaha! Alright! Director Wang, you don’t need to worry too much; I believe good people will have good fate."

Director Wang, who was so smug yesterday night, was now incredibly upset.

He felt like he was dying.

Dragon Country couldn’t afford to lose Jiang Xiao, just like the West couldn’t afford to lose Jerusalem!

"If you’re going, then take me with you!"

Sun Wei’s stubborn temper came out too; if death was coming, she’d die alongside Jiang Xiao.

Even Shi Shi and the other two were tearfully insisting on going with them.

Jiang Xiao was covered with a face full of black lines...

What’s all this about?

"Seriously, I’m just going to fetch someone; do we need to make a big drama of life-and-death separation?"

It wasn’t about having to fight!

Jiang Xiao had already figured out that Kaidan didn’t necessarily have to be solved with force.

Just cater to what they like.

As long as they are kept happy, everything is negotiable.

Like how, after he took Shi Shi and others to cook for Sun Wei the other day, Sun Wei’s attitude toward him had significantly improved.

And the three little girls? There was no need to mention them, Jiang Xiao had always spoiled them.

[Rule one: You will play a devoted father who satisfies every demand of his children.]

Even if Jiang Xiao didn’t gratify them now, what about it?

Shi Shi and the others wouldn’t get mad at him.

Wang Mei loved wealth; probably there was a way to make money in this village.

As long as the price satisfied her, this bad neighbor wouldn’t burst into a rage.

As for the chest-haired man...

A pervert, and one who liked men of that.

Catering to his tastes was both straightforward and difficult.

Ask himself!

Jiang Xiao was certainly more suave than Meichuan Neiku, that greasy uncle, right?

But he definitely wouldn’t use himself to exchange for Meichuan Neiku!

So, he had to think of another way...

In the end, Shi Shi and the other two little ones were left behind; Jiang Xiao and Sun Wei set off for the chest-haired man’s place.

To show sincerity, Jiang Xiao even specially brought a pig’s thigh gifted by the villagers.

Before leaving, Jiang Xiao had only one request for Sun Wei.

"If the negotiation fails, no matter how badly I get beaten up, don’t get angry, just think of a way to run with me."

Sun Wei nodded. In fact, she had some confidence too.

As long as it wasn’t a fight to the death, Niu Jieshi would probably give her some face.

After all, they were from the same village, heads up and heads down, and there were no grievances or conflicts of interest between them.

The elated Cherry Blossom Country’s prime minister felt like cold water had been poured over his head.

Jiang Xiao planned to negotiate, not go all out for a desperate fight?

This...

It was clear to anyone with eyes that Jiang Xiao was truly playing it safe from the get-go, with no intention of going all out against the hairy-chested man.

All of his actions were taken with the primary goal of ensuring his own safety.

"Does the hairy-chested man live so out of the way?"

His home was completely outside the village, a mud-brick cottage built beside the fields.

"Hey, don’t call him the hairy-chested man, his name is Niu Jieshi. Besides, he has a house in the village too, but I’m guessing he’s probably in this field cottage right now."

’Creak~’

The shabby wooden door was pushed open from the inside.

The man’s upper body was completely bare, and he only wore a pair of loose boxer shorts on his lower half.

Moreover, his entire body was coated with a bright, shiny body oil.

The black hair on his chest was even denser than that of a wild boar, now looking sticky and slick after being soaked in the oil.

Damn, it was truly disgusting.

When the hairy-chested man saw Jiang Xiao, his eyes lit up, and he blew him a kiss~

(ʃƪ˘³˘)chu｡･ﾟ♡

Wow, impressive, top quality!

But his face darkened again when he saw Sun Wei.

Niu Jieshi had also gone out yesterday and was naturally aware of the news that Wang Mei had died at the hands of Sun Wei’s husband.

It was a one-sided slaughter, so much so that not even the supernatural ’Kaidan’ could recreate her.

With that in mind, Niu Jieshi sneered and said,

"Are you two here to rid the people of evil as well?"

Jiang Xiao handed over the pig’s thigh.

What happened next...

Nohara Shinzou, it’s up to you now.

If you can handle it, all the better~

Niu Jieshi took the pig’s thigh but was sure that Jiang Xiao no longer had the power to viciously kill Wang Mei as before.

Otherwise, why would he give a gift without a second word?

Some viewers in the livestream comments couldn’t stand it any longer.

[Give up, I thought Jiang Xiao would win with his wits, relying on his track record of slaughtering Wang Mei. Maybe he could have bluffed the hairy-chested man?]

[Jiang Xiao is crazy; do you expect him to win with wits?]

[You guys up there really don’t think do you? Are you sure ’scaring’ works on strange beings?]

[If the hairy-chested man could be frightened off by past battles, wouldn’t Sun Wei have said so?]

[It’s a supernatural being, hello! Please don’t view them with your normal human logic!]

Only then did everyone quiet down. Right, supernatural beings cannot be judged by common sense.

Wasn’t Wang Mei an example?

Even when torn to the last piece of flesh, she had not submitted.

In her last moment of losing her supernatural life, her mind was still set on killing Jiang Xiao.

After all, these creatures were not human to begin with.

[But that’s not right either, why do Sun Wei and Shi Shi seem to have such rich emotions?]

[Rich? Buddy, are you brainless too?]

The viewers below began expressing their own opinions.

[Did you forget their capriciousness at the start?]

[Did you forget these lolitas were aiming for celestial chosen ones’ heads before the game even started?]

[Did you forget Sun Wei twisting Jiang Xiao’s head 180 degrees?]

[Did you forget Jiang Xiao helped Sun Wei and Shi Shi resolve the big troubles, Wang Mei and Grandpa?]

[This method of gaining favor is something normal chosen ones can’t replicate!]

[Besides, how do you expect Jiang Xiao to improve his rapport with this hairy-chested man? There’s no way at all!]

Suddenly, a comment by someone caught everyone’s attention.

[Sss...I think I may have a way to build rapport with the hairy-chested man.]

[Bullshit! Besides liking men, what do you think...]

[Eh...]

Okay, there indeed was a way to build rapport.

But would Jiang Xiao be willing?

Niu Jieshi, rubbing his chin, looked at Jiang Xiao with interest, scanning him from top to bottom.

Ordinary men would have been creeped out by such a stare from Niu Jieshi.

But Jiang Xiao wasn’t the least bit daunted and instead returned the favor by scanning the hairy-chested man’s crotch area relentlessly.

That alone would have been fine.

But what’s worse, he turned his head away with a flushed face, scratching his head and making lewd noises.

Jiang Xiao

Ah this...

Niu Jieshi instinctively closed his legs.

No way, dude, are you blushing like a red slipper?

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