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Chapter 46 Oops, I Became the BOSS

Chapter 46: Chapter 46 Oops, I Became the BOSS

"What? Sister?"

"I’ll be darned, one second she’s an old gossip and the next, she’s a ’sister’?"

"Yes, the only difference between an old gossip and a sister is a wooden cart filled with snacks..."

"I wonder, is Jiang Xiao having an episode, or is this just his true nature?"

"Who knows? Probably only the doctor treating him knows for sure..."

That hit the nail on the head.

At this moment, watching the live stream, the old dean and Doctor Su Ming knew all too well.

This kid was definitely sober now; this was his true color when he was normal!

Despicably greedy and utterly shameless!

Even Nurse Bai Jie wondered whether Jiang Xiao’s illness was cured?

Su Ming shook his head, "Impossible. Only the dean and I know how serious Jiang Xiao’s condition really is."

One person gave a banner, another brought a cartload of snacks.

The rest of the people had already figured out what Jiang Xiao was up to.

He just wanted to scavenge some more perks!

So, the villagers began to chime in.

"Hey, I just picked some big sweet pears, thin skin and juicy, I’ll bring some over for you later."

"Ah! Old man, I really can’t accept that. Remember, don’t bring a whole basketful, I can’t eat all that, just a basketful as a gesture would be enough."

Sss...

The old man just gritted his teeth, thinking to himself about bringing a few pounds then.

"My family just slaughtered a pig, I’ll bring you a big pig leg!"

This fellow was really sacrificing a lot, thinking to himself that with such a big offering, Jiang Xiao couldn’t possibly find fault, right?

"Ah! Brother, you’re too kind! Don’t give me all four legs; I couldn’t eat them all, it’d be wasteful."

"My family has free-range chickens, and the eggs..."

He hadn’t even finished his sentence when Jiang Xiao interrupted.

"Ah! Sister! Why be so formal with me! Right, don’t give me all the old hens; I’m too embarrassed to take them all."

"Especially those hens that have been raised for two and a half years; although such hens are highly nutritious, even though our Shi Shi is still growing, but...my conscience tells me, I can’t take everything."

Everyone: ...

Could you stop putting on an act?

We’re already uncomfortable...

With you acting so foolishly, it’s even harder for us to bear.

Sun Wei stood behind Jiang Xiao with her three kids, looking very obedient.

Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but turn around; did this woman know how to manage her house?

"What are you standing there for? Why don’t you take out a little notebook and jot down the villagers’ kindness? We must engrave all these gestures in our hearts!"

"Er, right, these gestures of kindness were exchanged for my service of ridding the village of pests; surely nobody expects us to repay them?"

Wait, jot it down in a notebook?

Many villagers’ faces turned completely dark.

Good heavens, you’re scared we might not get the measure right, huh?

This maneuver of yours is even less comfortable than Wang Mei’s blatant robbery.

People’s lips twitched as they repeatedly said it wasn’t necessary, these were deserved rewards for a hero ridding the people of pests.

"Nuonuo, no need to repay these gestures of kindness, remember that, and note down everyone’s words in the book, sss, maybe even put a thumbprint on it?"

Oh wow, damn!

Threatened by you, and we should also put our thumbprints like it’s a robbery?

Even the cold-hearted Sun Wei blushed; this was just too shameful.

Forcing people to give you things, this was even worse than aggressive robbery. So awkward.

Shi Shi and the others were already lying on the cart bragging.

While eating, they didn’t forget to lick their heroic dad’s boots.

Under normal circumstances, Sun Wei did not allow her kids to eat so many snacks at once, but today, she let them be.

In the end, she filled two whole sheets of paper with all the food, drink, and other items given.

Only when everyone had dispersed did Sun Wei hurriedly pull Jiang Xiao into the house.

"Wang Mei is really dead?"

How did it happen? It was truly shocking!

Jiang Xiao thought for a moment and slowly shook his head.

Actually, he felt that Wang Mei hadn’t died.

Although it seemed Wang Mei could no longer "refresh."

But Jiang Xiao always felt she hadn’t died as cleanly as Old Bideng upstairs.

Hearing Jiang Xiao say that the old man was thoroughly eradicated, Sun Wei also breathed a sigh of relief.

"It’s good that this old immortal finally died, otherwise Shi Shi and the others would have lived in his shadow for a lifetime."

"Are you saying there’s a possibility that Wang Mei might not be dead?"

"It’s nothing, just that she might not be dead, and I feel like she will never show up here again."

Jiang Xiao didn’t know why he had such a feeling; it was a moment of enlightenment when he used "Bai Liu’s Blessing."

Anyway, he felt that Wang Mei would never appear in front of Sun Wei again.

Having resolved two major annoyances in one day, Jiang Xiao felt completely relaxed.

In the following days, let alone Nohara Shinzou causing trouble, even if Pai Daxing came over, it would be fine.

This time, his "Kaidan" was already secured!

His daughter’s love had reached the level of worship.

His wife... well, his wife’s love was reluctant, but she certainly wouldn’t kill him.

Looking at the seven overt rules, he was invincible.

It seemed there was still one hidden rule.

The first time he went upstairs to give the old man medicine,

Sun Wei had clearly instructed Jiang Xiao not to enter any other rooms.

What exactly was inside?

Just as Jiang Xiao was about to sneak a peek, Shi Shi and the others caught him.

"Daddy, Mommy, let’s play hopscotch!"

The three full girls were ready to draw squares with sticks.

[So blissful...]

Watching the sweet family of four play hopscotch, someone in the live stream commented.

[Is this a seven-star "Analog Horror"?]

[Jiang Xiao has already eliminated the two biggest threats, and his wife and children don’t harbor any intent to harm him, what do you think?]

[Indeed, he now looks comfortable, but whether it’s the old man or the neighbors, the other Chosen Ones are simply helpless.]

[I must say, I’m actually a bit envious of Jiang Xiao’s life now...]

Wife and children, a warm bed; this is the vision ingrained in every Dragon Country man’s bones.

Now?

Most are forced to accept the vision inside the corporation.

Who can be like Jiang Xiao, staying with his wife and daughter 24/7?

Eighty percent of men can’t achieve this.

While other Chosen Ones feel like they are walking on thin ice, Jiang Xiao has already achieved lying flat.

Wait a minute?

Speaking of lying flat, we must mention another person.

He’s the real definition of "lying flat."

Many in the live stream also thought of this person.

[Eh, do you guys think, how is Meichuan Neiku doing now?]

Yeah, who knows how Neiku-kun and the chest-haired man are getting along.

[Can someone check for me? I’m eating right now.]

[I can’t stand not looking for a day, and looking at him distresses me for a day.]

[Brothers, wait for me two minutes, I’ll be right back!]

[Damn, big respect to the brother above!]

...

At that moment, the chest-haired man was studying what reaction would occur if dichlorvos and toilet cleaner were mixed.

Meichuan Neiku looked lifeless, only his posture had changed from lying down to sprawled out.

It seemed nothing had changed, except he was missing an arm...

Indeed, he had died again; this was his appearance after being resurrected once more.

At this rate, he wouldn’t last much longer...

"Save me... save me, Sakura, I know some of you are watching... I have an S-level talent..."

Of course, the top echelons in Sakura Country had also considered this.

Originally, the situation with Meichuan Neiku seemed unsolvable.

But Jiang Xiao’s appearance had given them hope.

Jiang Xiao and Meichuan Neiku were in the same village; if he was willing, he could totally save Meichuan Neiku!

The higher-ups in Sakura Country were already communicating with Dragon Country, ready to offer an extremely generous deal.

Director Wang listened to his subordinate’s report with an expressionless face, but suddenly sprang from his chair.

"What? Sakura Country really said that?!!"

Sakura’s apology... Dragon Country had been waiting for it far too long.

But why should this apology be used as a bargaining chip now?