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Chapter 434 - 400: Pass!
Chapter 434: Chapter 400: Pass!
At that moment, Jiang Xiao felt a somewhat overwhelming urge to cry.
Who could blame him?
Dammit, don’t you know what you yourself smell like?
His reaction was nothing apart from nausea due to pregnancy.
"Can’t you do it? If you keep dilly-dallying, I’m going to throw you out of the window!"
Fuck!
If it was any other woman saying he couldn’t do it, Jiang Xiao would have shown her what a real man was like!
But now, he truly felt the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak...
"Sis, everyone’s watching, can you give me a moment to get ready?"
Jiang Xiao closed his eyes tightly and recalled every stimulating scene he had ever seen or imagined in his life, barely managing to brace himself.
Tsk!
Fucken hell!
What a damn awful touch it was!
Really no better than a rotten tomato!
"Urgh~yue urgh!"
What a disgusting smell!
Jiang Xiao swore!
Even the smell of his underwear, unwashed for two months, was nothing compared to this.
Fuck!
Could barely stand it, it was like smelling a castrated soybean paste gone bad!
Seeing Jiang Xiao’s face looking as if he had eaten shit, Xin Yi’s face turned completely dark as she threatened.
"Do I disgust you that much in your heart? If you dare to throw up, I’ll make you eat it!"
Whimper...
Don’t be such a bully!
"I’ll be damned, Jiang Xiao, is he, is he..."
"Yes, saw it very clearly."
"Fuck, how can Xin Yi be like that..."
"Top-level biochemical host, hard to imagine how it was created."
"Just guessing, but it must have taken at least two and a half years of intensive training."
"Can’t handle it anymore, I’m outta here, one more look and I’ll explode."
Good news: finally, I can see the free show live streaming, uncensored.
Bad news: grosser than the freak show in the hunting area!
The rest of the chosen ones had mostly opted for the same path.
Some were stubborn, uh, they were thrown down from the upper floors by Xin Yi and died.
....
At this point, Jiang Xiao had reached the biological laboratory and, under the guidance of his teacher, obtained a detoxification remedy.
Meanwhile, Xin Yi had also been brought here for medical assistance.
Surprisingly, she regained consciousness miraculously.
This made Jiang Xiao conclude that the national standards and medical care in the Kaidan world must be more advanced than those of Blue Planet.
The recent thunderstorm, for a normal human, would have been deadly.
Especially Xin Yi, who was barely breathing; now, she glared fiercely and lucidly at Jiang Xiao.
She was covered in numerous tubes, and several elderly gentlemen continuously monitored a device beside her.
They were likely observing Xin Yi’s vital signs.
"You’re not Jiang Xiao!" Xin Yi exclaimed through clenched teeth.
A normal person couldn’t possibly control thunder and lightning.
"You’re an Awakener, and an abnormal one at that!"
An Awakener?
Jiang Xiao caught onto a crucial piece of information.
Yet, he felt no ripple inside.
Previously at Wuliang Hospital’s Yang Tao... ah no, it should be Ms. Du Lala from the "Weird Administration Bureau".
She must be an Awakener, right?
In charge of dealing with all kinds of weirdness in the Kaidan world and problems normal people couldn’t handle.
But back then, Jiang Xiao was still naive and hadn’t inquired in detail.
"What’s going on with this Awakener?" Jiang Xiao asked.
Xin Yi snorted coldly, not bothering to answer Jiang Xiao’s question.
However, an old professor beside them spoke up to clarify for Jiang Xiao.
"Being an Awakener isn’t really a secret. After you start high school, there’ll be a physical exam. The blood drawn is sent to a national institution for testing. If it meets the criteria for an Awakener, you will be specially recruited into an Awakener High School..."
According to the old professor, the talents awakened are diverse and varied.
However, after going through specialized training, they all could achieve impressive effects...
"This..."
Jiang Xiao was stunned.
Awakener? Talent?
Chosen Ones, talents...
Who would believe they are unrelated?
"Jiang Xiao, you don’t think they are good people, do you? The homeroom teacher, Wang Qiang, Xiao Xue, Er Long, you don’t think they’re innocent? Let me tell you..."
"Let me tell you," Jiang Xiao interrupted Xin Yi. "Even if they are all murderers, even if they are all butchers, as long as the butcher’s knife doesn’t fall on my head, sorry, but I will only judge them from my own perspective."
Jiang Xiao didn’t think of himself as a saint.
On the contrary, he was rather selfish. Taking care of himself was enough; who had time to worry about everything else?
Xin Yi was left speechless by Jiang Xiao.
"Alright, Jiang Xiao, why don’t you go and help the students detox first?"
"Okay, sure."
The detoxifier was in several small spray bottles; all he had to do was spray it on the faces of those affected.
Jiang Xiao was having a blast.
He also planned to sneakily keep one of the small spray bottles to play with later.
"You aren’t Jiang Xiao."
The same words, this time, came from Xiao Xue’s mouth.
Everyone could see it, actually.
Who else could be as terrifying as Jiang Xiao?
But as long as it didn’t concern them directly and didn’t affect their personal interests, whether it was Jiang Xiao or not didn’t really matter.
"Yeah, you’re right, I am Jiang Xiao, but I’m not Jiang Xiao."
Xiao Xue nodded her head, wanting to say more, but Jiang Xiao handed her a book instead.
"Premature Romance: 258 Harmful Effects on Physical and Mental Health"
"At such a young age, don’t get caught up in these life-or-death dramas. Spending time reading a few books is better than anything."
Xiao Xue moved her lips, feeling somewhat speechless.
At this moment, Jiang Xiao could already feel the summons of that force and handed the small spray bottle to Xiao Xue.
"Here, I have to go now. You take care of spraying the rest of the students."
[Ding, Dragon Country’s chosen one, Jiang Xiao, perfectly cleared the Kaidan world ’Five Good Students’!]
[Ding, Reward: Extra free attribute points ten points.]
Emm...
Considering Jiang Xiao’s antics at school, which nearly blew up a school building, it was hard to imagine his perfect clearance.
...
Jiang Xiao had left, but the other chosen ones were still living in dire straits.
Not enough...
Nowhere near enough to satiate Xin Yi this beast.
From morning until afternoon, Kaneno and the rest felt completely worn down.
Kaneno: ٩(◞›´⌓`‹◟)...
"Big sister, please, the sun is setting, let me go, otherwise we can pick another day to fight!"
Xin Yi: (´≖◞౪◟≖)...
"What other day to fight? I am the setting sun! Yeehaw!"
No choice, for his own safety, Kaneno had to grit his teeth and continue.
...
"What the hell did you requisition?"
[I’m quite comfortable using it, and it even has a peach scent. Don’t you feel ashamed to be a big man carrying a fragrant Peach Wood Sword?]
Jiang Xiao’s face darkened.
This idiot, trying to embezzle his Peach Wood Sword!
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