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Chapter 431 - 397: I Saw Through It a Long Time Ago!
Chapter 431: Chapter 397: I Saw Through It a Long Time Ago!
"Don’t worry, I’ll be able to pull you up in no time!"
"Don’t! Brother, if you truly care about me, just let go! Because there’s a kind of love called letting go! Sob sob sob..."
Wang Qiang swore, this was the first time he had ever cried this loudly since he could remember.
The litchi stem was about to snap...
There was a feeling of skin peeling apart and the rush of a sponge being squeezed out.
It made him feel like dying and going to heaven.
"No way, Qiangzi, the spot I’m holding doesn’t seem right..."
Jiang Xiao was also getting anxious as he saw those zombie-like creatures closing in on him.
Wang Qiang: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ)Nonsense, how could it ever be right?
"Cooperate with me, damn it, stop plunging down! Those insane teachers and students are almost here!"
"Brother, it’s not that I don’t want to cooperate, whether they’re rational or not doesn’t matter, but the litchi is really important. Please, can you leave me a whole body?"
Damn!
This fatso didn’t seem to be cooperating, so Jiang Xiao had no choice but to get tough!
The grip was indeed slipping downward.
So.
He extended his index and ring finger, pinching left and right, securing the grip!
With a deep breath, he gave a firm pull, and pulled Wang Qiang, who had been hanging over the rail, up in one go!
Pheiffer!
Although it was Jiang Xiao’s first time rescuing someone in "Kaidan," overall it was quite successful.
Only the person involved seemed to be in bad shape already, unconscious and foaming at the mouth.
Wang Qiang: (இ益இ|||)
Feeling unilateral pride for having done a good deed, Jiang Xiao started to deal with the teachers and students in front of him.
Were they still human?
If they were, Jiang Xiao still wanted to spare their lives.
After all, anyone who knew him knew he was always kind-hearted and merciful.
Hmm?
Just then, the tide of corpses suddenly stopped surging.
Then, a chubby figure slowly walked up from the stairs.
It was Xin Yi, who had returned.
But now, she was holding a tall girl in her hand.
Pinching Xiao Xue’s slender white neck, Xin Yi revealed a cruel smile to Jiang Xiao.
"Jiang Xiao, how about that? Bet you didn’t expect that all of this was my doing."
"Uh..."
Jiang Xiao rubbed the back of his head, not wanting to interrupt Xin Yi’s cruel smile, but he decided to tell the truth.
"That is, Fatty Hen, actually I’ve suspected it was you all along. Look, I still have your backpack."
Having said that, Jiang Xiao unzipped the backpack, proving that he had long been aware of Xin Yi’s sinister plot.
"I not only know that you’ve been up to mischief but also that these things were stolen by you from the sealed biology lab. You’re nothing but a thief."
Jiang Xiao accused Xin Yi of being a thief and pointed at the panic-stricken teacher in the classroom, indicating that the teacher could also confirm this.
Watching Jiang Xiao speak so confidently, Xin Yi’s smile had long since disappeared.
Is this idiot not realizing the severity of the problem at hand?
"Shut up!" Xin Yi interrupted Jiang Xiao, squeezing Xiao Xue’s throat even tighter: "You wouldn’t want to watch helplessly as your little girlfriend... dies in front of you, right?"
Jiang Xiao: ....
"I might disappoint you, but actually, killing her won’t affect me much. Maybe I’ll feel a slight discomfort, yes, just a slight one, not any more than that."
Any more and Sun Wei would lose her temper.
Even though wildflowers do smell sweeter than homegrown ones, Jiang Xiao is a man who honors his father’s teachings.
Not only was Xin Yi stunned by what Jiang Xiao said, but even Xiao Xue, who was being held captive by her, started to lash out at Jiang Xiao, calling him a heartless jerk and accusing him of going back on his word.
After hesitating, Xin Yi’s expression regained its confidence.
"I don’t believe it! You must still love her. Xiao Xue is so beautiful, wealthy, academically successful, sensible, and she loves you so much. What reason do you, Jiang Xiao, have not to like her? Ask any of the boys around, who wouldn’t want a girl like Xiao Xue?"
The boys in Jiang Xiao’s class who were covering their mouths and noses all nodded subconsciously.
Who wouldn’t like Xiao Xue?
It would be like striking gold, saving them half a lifetime of struggle. If they could date Xiao Xue, their parents would probably be jumping for joy on the bed.
"Look, look, look!"
Jiang Xiao pointed at Xin Yi.
"Look at this Flagpole Goddess+campus thief. Even though she is ugly and fat, her face full of acne and her heart full of jealousy, she at least has the courage to face and admit her mental and physical defects, and acknowledge Xiao Xue’s undeniable superiority. This fearless and shameless spirit is something we should all learn from."
What an insult!
People in the classroom couldn’t help but cheer for Jiang Xiao, his words were brilliantly biting!
"Pffft~"
Xiao Xue, the hostage, couldn’t hold it in and let out a laugh.
She tried to hold it back, but Jiang Xiao’s insults were too clever.
No wonder he was the boy she liked, even his insults were stylish~
Seeing Xiao Xue, whose life and death were in her hands, looking at Jiang Xiao with stars in her eyes made Xin Yi boil with rage!
"You’re both crazy, one with a sickness of the mind and the other blinded by love. Do you really have no discernment at all? Huh?!"
"Sick of the mind?"
Jiang Xiao pointed at himself, then spread his hands.
ʅ(・´‸・`)ʃ "Guess what, your secret is no mystery to me, but now let me share a secret you don’t know."
"What?" Xin Yi asked curiously.
٩(΄◞ิꇴ◟ิ‵)۶ "Heh heh heh, it was me who hung you on the flagpole last night. I’ve got to say, you really do have quite a layer of blubber. The rope I first found wasn’t even long enough, so I had to add an extra piece."
Having said that, Jiang Xiao’s face flushed red, and he rubbed his sleeves in embarrassment.
Xin Yi: ....
"Jiang Xiao!! You motherf*@#er! I *&%@! I curse you, you @#¥bastard! I’ll make you @#~*#!"
Dammit!
You’re blushing? What, are you a pink teapot or something?!
Xin Yi’s vision went dark, and she nearly passed out with fury. Good thing she was young; if she were older, her rage might have burst a brain aneurysm.
After taking some deep breaths, Xin Yi finally managed to steady her emotions.
"Jiang Xiao! I’m giving you one last chance, an opportunity to save your darling."
"Alas~"
Jiang Xiao sighed. Xiao Xue really wasn’t his darling, and with Xin Yi throwing accusation after accusation, it seemed like Sun Wei was about to blow a gasket.
"I can’t be bothered to explain anymore, whatever you say goes."
"Hmph, don’t think I don’t know that you’re pretending to be indifferent on purpose, probably to make me think you don’t like Xiao Xue and then trick me into releasing her, right? Heh, I’ve seen right through your little scheming!"
Damn!
This fat busybody sure has an active imagination.
"If your bullfrog eyes can make out anything worthwhile, then you must be seeing through a lot, you must see through a single hair, out with it if you have something to say."
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