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Chapter 414 - 380: The Majesty of the Old Corpse

Chapter 414: Chapter 380: The Majesty of the Old Corpse

Doomed!

Now, not only was he trembling, Jiang Xiao found that many people, including Wang Qiang, had gone pale.

"Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom!"

Someone was trying to use the bathroom as a shield!

"Fine, whoever wants to go to the bathroom, just bring your homework up for me to check first."

Damn it...

Even Jiang Xiao, who hadn’t been taught by the teacher, could feel the oppressive tone in Master Extinction’s words.

You want to use the bathroom?

That’s absolutely fine.

Just bring your homework to me on the way~

The guy who just asked to use the bathroom immediately wilted.

"Does anyone else need to go to the bathroom?"

There was silence.

"Good."

Master Extinction nodded satisfactorily and continued.

"Then you can all bring your three pieces of homework up to the desk, open them up, and I’ll check them one by one."

Damn!

The last glimmer of hope the male students in the back harbored shattered with a bang.

She isn’t just letting the first row students collect them to check?

If that were the case, there might still have been a chance to dodge a bullet.

But if she’s checking one by one...

Then it’s truly over.

’Thud, thud, thud, thud...’

Jiang Xiao felt the table shaking and upon closer inspection, it was actually his deskmate Wang Qiang’s leg trembling.

This was getting...

To be honest, Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but start feeling nervous himself.

"Dragon, where’s your English homework?"

"Forgot it, it’s at home..."

"Really?"

Master Extinction didn’t say much else, just handed her phone to Dragon.

"Here, call your family now and ask them to bring it here."

"I c-can’t remember the number."

"No worries, at the end-of-term summary parents meeting last semester, I saved all your parents’ phone numbers. You’ll find it in the contact list."

"This is..."

Totally cornered!

"Can’t make the call? Do you need the teacher to help you?"

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect.

Having been a homeroom teacher for over a decade,

Li Qiushui could tell whether these rascals did their homework or not with just one question.

Not to mention claiming to have left it at home, what absurd excuse hadn’t she encountered? Eaten by a dog, used for kindling a fire, and more?

"Speak up, do you want me to make the call for you?"

"No, don’t need to, teacher, I didn’t write it..."

"You didn’t write it? Then stand at the back!"

The instant she spot-checked, one was caught, and unsurprisingly, those who missed or wrote too little couldn’t escape.

"Teacher, check mine!"

Before it was her turn, this girl raised her summer assignment and pushed it right up to Master Extinction’s face.

And Jiang Xiao recognized this self-motivated girl, who was the one that reprimanded him at the school gates; seemed to be the discipline monitor?

"Hm."

Master Extinction casually took the homework, flipped through it carelessly, and then handed it back.

This made Xin Yi a bit unhappy.

She had done her work so well, especially in math, using equations from the second year, yet her homeroom teacher only gave it a cursory glance?

It seemed like she didn’t even look, just a quick flip?

The gap between the discipline monitor’s expectations and reality suddenly widened.

"Teacher, you can also check mine first!"

Another attention-seeker, even though his turn hadn’t come up yet, stood up with his winter assignment in hand.

Master Extinction’s brow furrowed ever so slightly but still took the homework and flipped through it carelessly before returning it.

Huh?

This boy’s face also fell, as he, like the discipline monitor, had used some "advanced" problem-solving methods in his work.

He didn’t expect the homeroom teacher to flip through it so casually?

Watching this, the eyes of several students in the back row lit up.

Their winter homework was in a state that was somehow between "done" and "not done."

If you say it wasn’t done, it was filled to the brim.

But if you say it was done, it was nothing but gibberish.

Math is all just randomly scribbled numbers, and English is nothing more than 26 letters arranged at random.

As for Chinese,

it’s all copied reading comprehension.

But how should I put it, it’s filled up anyway.

According to Master Extinction’s way of checking homework, there’s a good chance I could muddle through.

But...

Why is the situation different from what I imagined?

Master Extinction walked straight up to a student trying to bluff their way through and started scrutinizing the summer homework closely.

Damn, is my luck really that crappy?

The whole faking it crew is probably going to get wiped out...

Seeing Master Extinction become stricter in checking, many students, who had just relaxed their faces, tensed up again.

Master Extinction saw the change in their expressions.

Heh heh~

Whether these people did their homework, didn’t do it, whether they missed parts or just wrote nonsense, she could tell at a glance.

For those certain to have completed their homework, she obviously wouldn’t look closely.

But for those guilty ones, Master Extinction could only say sorry to them.

In a blink of an eye, Master Extinction had reached Jiang Xiao and Wang Qiang.

"Huh?"

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s empty desk, Master Extinction’s brows furrowed deeply.

"Jiang Xiao, where is your winter break homework?"

Seeing that Master Extinction targeted Jiang Xiao first, Wang Qiang actually felt some relief.

You know, his bro Jiang Xiao hadn’t touched a single word of it, so after checking on Jiang Xiao, Master Extinction might think he was much better, right?

"I don’t have it."

"Don’t have it? What don’t you have? Did you purposefully lose it or what?"

"I just don’t have it, even if I did, I wouldn’t write it."

Jiang Xiao replied as such.

I wouldn’t write it, that’s right; he had never studied, he could spout some fancy poetry, but he really couldn’t write math or ABCs.

But to Master Extinction’s ears, that wasn’t what it meant.

Even if he had it, he wouldn’t write it?

Teaching for many years, she hadn’t encountered someone as bold as Jiang Xiao before.

You can only say, the meaning of Chinese characters is full of charm.

"You, stand up! Go to my office now!"

"Ah?" Jiang Xiao stood up confused, then pointed to the row of people at the back of the classroom: "Well, you have to own up to mistakes, and this isn’t really my fault, but I don’t want to explain. However, everyone else is standing in the back, so why should I go to the office?"

To set a good example for Mu Xi Tang and Bai Yi watching the screen, Jiang Xiao felt he had already done pretty well.

This Jiang Xiao still has the face to ask me why?!

Master Extinction almost laughed out of anger.

"Teaching and nurturing for fourteen years, I’ve never seen a student with such a thick face as you. What, a winter break gone by, and it ruined your brain?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

"Teacher, let’s not talk about me not deliberately neglecting homework. Even if I didn’t do the homework, you could give me detention or a punishment, but calling my brain broken, isn’t that a bit inappropriate? Isn’t that basically an insult?"

Those familiar with Jiang Xiao know.

He was already doing his best to constrain his inner anger.

It’s common knowledge.

This kid always valued his intelligence highly and hated anyone who said his brain was sick or something.

But clearly, Master Extinction hadn’t realized the severity of the issue.

"Jiang Xiao, you were a problem child last semester, but at least your brain was working. Do you know who you are talking to? How dare you question me? Is your brain filled with water? I told you to roll to the office, can’t you understand human speech?!"

Oh my god, damn it!

This temper of mine!

’Bang!’

He slammed the table hard, and as expected, the solid wood desk broke cleanly into two.

"Fuck your mother’s hooves, you old biddy, I was showing you respect as a teacher, giving way to you again and again, don’t push your luck! Your mouth is for teaching, not for spewing nonsense everywhere! What, going through menopause or is your mouth connected straight to your intestines?"

Everyone: .....

The whole classroom went silent.

Everyone was staring, astonished, at the broken desk.

Then they were even more shocked by Jiang Xiao’s ranting skills.

As for the insulted Master Extinction, she was pointing at Jiang Xiao, her fingers trembling, unable to squeeze out an appropriate retort.

Known for being dominant in all respects, when had she ever been so insulted?

After cursing, Jiang Xiao then bowed to the void.

"Well folks, please don’t mimic this, especially Mu Xi Tang and Bai Yi!"

Then he snorted coldly, aiming his criticism back at Master Extinction.

"Right now, I’m only holding back to not set a bad example for the kids. Plus, because of your profession, I’m somewhat restrained. If this were half a year ago, someone like you would have already been taken down by me, get it?"

Dragon Country’s live streaming room: .....

Said the unsaid, feels so abstract...

As for Master Extinction, who had been loudly berated, her face turned purple with rage.

So many harsh words, and now you realize you could corrupt the young ones after ranting?