I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 410 - 376: I’m Going to Blow Up the School

Chapter 410: Chapter 376: I’m Going to Blow Up the School

"Dad, what you say sounds like it has no teeth. Who can be as twisted as you?"

"Shi Shi, asking for a spanking, aren’t you?"

After saying that, Sun Wei even pretended to raise her arm, scaring the other into shrinking their neck.

"No, no, it’s just you that’s come out."

Others should not count on passing, just not being dead was already a reason to be thankful.

Jiang Xiao’s passing mode couldn’t be replicated, and it was not perfect either.

As for the correct way to pass...

Anyway, the curator’s requirement was to work for ten full years, then they would arrange a special car from outside to pick up the person.

But Bao Lebin’s real identity was Old Li, whose aim was to use the power of the new employees, the chosen ones, to break the domain of the funeral home and kill the curator and the Night Watchman.

If he found the new employee was useless, Old Li would let "Bao Lebin" go mad and then possess the body of the new employee...

So, to pass, one must help Old Li kill the curator?

Or maybe helping the curator kill Old Li might also be a way to pass...

"Hehe, who cares, as long as I get through it’s all good."

...

This time was absolutely torture for the vast majority of the chosen ones.

Every person in the funeral home was off, not to mention the invisible people in the toilets and the occasional ghostly faces appearing outside the window.

Good news: There didn’t seem to be any fatal danger.

Bad news: Mentally strained to the limit, every second was agonizing, it was almost better to be dead.

Fortunately, all the dirty and tiresome work was still done by them.

Because Bao Lebin had said before, it was a tradition in the funeral home for old employees to bully the new ones.

They didn’t have Jiang Xiao’s strength, Martin’s muscles, nor the boldness of Kaidan embracing corpses.

So they could only endure in silence.

But despite this, the live streaming room continued methodically blacking out one by one.

The craziest part was, in a place like the funeral home, lots of cash-big bleeding from other countries exchanged with Dragon Country was now useless, purely a waste.

...

It was already the third day since Jiang Xiao had come out.

The chosen ones still hadn’t all died...

Today was just the weekend, attending Mu Xitang’s request, the family went to the amusement park.

As Bai Yi put it, although they had just played last week, mom hadn’t played, and today was mainly for mom.

ε=(´ο｀*)) "Sigh~"

Seeing Bai Yi and Mu Xitang surrounded by people taking street photos, Jiang Xiao sighed helplessly.

"What’s wrong? Not happy?"

Sun Wei was pretending to be calm, but curiosity and excitement could still be seen on her face.

"No, go have fun before our daughter gets kidnapped."

Jiang Xiao looked grimly at the crowd pushing nearly into Mu Xitang’s face with their phones.

Of course, plenty of people were also sneakily taking photos of Jiang Xiao and Sun Wei but didn’t dare get closer.

"It looks like we’ll need hats and masks next time we go out."

Seeing Sun Wei approach, the crowd wisely dispersed.

"Sigh~"

Once Sun Wei had left, Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but sigh again.

It might be mean to say, but Jiang Xiao was unhappy because the other chosen ones were dying too slowly.

He was anxious to get back to work; now there was only one person left, Shi Shi, who hadn’t come out yet, could he not be anxious?

But this time allowed Mu Xitang and Bai Yi to have a great time.

Aside from greatly reducing their computer time and being cautious at school, their life could be described as smooth sailing.

What child doesn’t love having their parents with them to play everywhere?

Dubbed as the little princesses of the Blue Star.

But these two princesses seemed unaware of the importance of body management.

However, with Sun Wei supervising now, they’d likely slim down soon.

Finally.

After more than half a month, it was the longest interval yet.

All chosen ones had finally died two days ago!

[Analog Horror game is about to begin, selecting the chosen one]

"Dad! Please, take me with you!"

"Dad, I want to go too! You can’t play favorites. Xi Tang has already been there, and I haven’t~"

Perhaps bolstered by Sun Wei’s presence, the two of them threw tantrums, adamant about tagging along.

However, Jiang Xiao decisively turned them down.

The incident with Spider-Man still left him shaken, let alone the recent "Awakening" plan in the Kaidan world.

Even though he could now control the personalities inside his head very well, the risk of unexpected events was still too high.

"What do you mean take you! You two kids know nothing; you’d just add to the chaos!"

Sun Wei also sternly scolded the little ones and then immediately turned around, somewhat shyly and carefully asking.

"Or maybe you could take me? I’m pretty formidable too."

Jiang Xiao: "?"

"Don’t even think about it. If you come with me, who will look after them? I don’t want to end up with a six-year-old daughter who suffers from high blood sugar and cholesterol."

The summoning power of the Kaidan world was very strong at the moment.

[Dragon Country: Jiang Xiao]

[Sakura: Hashimoto Ichiro]

[Lighthouse: Mary]

[Kimchi: Kim Yoon-Jae]

"I’ll go first. When you grow up... maybe you can join me."

With a flash of white light, Jiang Xiao slowly disappeared from the spot.

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi couldn’t help but sigh, feeling like their great martial skills had no place to shine.

Only Sun Wei, though she knew Jiang Xiao was powerful enough, still felt a bit nervous...

"Come on, Mom, don’t be afraid. You might not have a clear and precise understanding of Dad’s strength. I’ll show you some videos of Dad’s previous gameplay, especially the early ones; they were insanely intense! After watching them, you won’t worry about him; you should worry about the freaky things that encounter him."

(꒪_꒪) "Intense?"

"Yeah, and super fun too! Come on, come on, both of us will commentate for you. You see, Dad was originally known as the King of Memes!"

(⊙口⊙) "King of Memes?"

Sun Wei became even more perplexed...

In her memory, Jiang Xiao was somewhat eccentric, but not insanely intense...

"Come on, just watch with me. He toned it down later, saying he was worried about setting a bad example for me and Bai Yi."

With a bit of pushing and shoving, they dragged Sun Wei into Jiang Xiao’s room.

Getting ready to watch both live and replay videos.

...

As the white light slowly dissipated, everything around became clear again.

"Hmm?"

As soon as he landed, Jiang Xiao felt that the buildings here seemed bigger... a bit taller?

No, wait!

He suddenly raised his hand and was shocked.

(O_o)??

"How can this... No way?"

Looking at those collagen-filled little hands and the school uniform he was wearing.

Although it was strange, Jiang Xiao had to admit a reality.

Had he shrunk?!

Damn it?

The Peach Wood Sword was gone too?!

Jiang Xiao’s expression turned dark instantly.

No wonder...

No wonder he hadn’t entered that white barrier this time.

"Alright, alright, this is your so-called ’borrowing’ the Peach Wood Sword, huh?"

As he looked up, he faced a not-so-small high school.

[Qingshan City First Experimental Middle School]

The foot-scratching security guard at the guardhouse noticed Jiang Xiao looking his way and even grinned, greeting him.

While most people would be shocked for a long time, Jiang Xiao was used to thinking unconventionally, processing everything in just a few seconds.

[Ding, game starts, enter the world of Kaidan, Five Good Students]

[This round is seven-star difficulty, external reminder available once]

ᕦ(๑ò口ó) "Hmph, if they take my Peach Wood Sword, I’ll blow up this freaky school!"

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