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Chapter 407 - 373: A Mother’s Kindness and a Daughter’s Filial Piety

Chapter 407: Chapter 373: A Mother’s Kindness and a Daughter’s Filial Piety

Uh...

Everyone didn’t really have any intentions, just felt it was a bit strange to bring a woman out.

They didn’t expect Jiang Xiao’s reaction to be so intense.

(ʃƪ꒨) "Mom!"

(*⁰̷̴꒨⁰̷̴) "Wow!"

Before the crowd could explain, with those two cries of joy, two...

emm~

Maybe, it’s better to describe them as two lumps or two vehicles?

Anyway, two sphere-like creatures sprang out, directly aiming to pounce on Sun Wei.

Crap!

Sun Wei, startled, immediately used Cloud Clearing Palm to suppress the two unidentified creatures, and anxiously retreated behind Jiang Xiao.

∑(°口°#) "What is that?"

Huh?

It hasn’t been long, and he doesn’t even recognize his own daughter?

The crowd had reason to suspect that Sun Wei might be suffering from amnesia or similar symptoms.

"These are Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, don’t tell me you don’t recognize them?"

Though they said that, Jiang Xiao was still startled by these two lumps, to say or not to say, it’s only been a few days?

Their weight actually doubled?

"This is Mu Xitang?" Sun Wei widened her eyes, looking at the spherical objects before her incredulously: "Bai Yi?!"

"Well, don’t they look like it? Uh, maybe, they did gain a little bit."

Gained a little bit?

Sun Wei stared in astonishment at the two lumps before her.

Under their mother’s gaze, the two little ones also calmed down, shyly rubbing their... fat and short little hands.

Bai Yi:（）๑òᆺó๑（）

"Mom?"

Mu Xitang:（）❛ัᴗ❛ั⁎（）

"Mom?"

Sun Wei: "?"

If it weren’t for the facial features still vaguely resembling their adorable past, plus the unchanged voices, Sun Wei might really not have been able to accept it.

"You’re telling me they just got a bit fatter?!"

"No one believes it! I don’t even believe it! They gained a layer in a week, three layers in two weeks, and look, just over a month and this happened."

emm....

The two little ones looked at Sun Wei, wanting to move but not daring to.

They didn’t think there was anything wrong with their binge eating, instead, they felt a great injustice was done to them.

Under their pitiful gaze, Sun Wei finally began to accept reality.

"Actually, being fatter is also good, it looks even cuter~"

’Really!’ x2

"Of course it’s real." Sun Wei hugged them, smiling: "A bit fatter feels better to hold."

Upon hearing their mom praise them, their grievances vanished from their faces, and they immediately beamed with joy.

Because their facial fat was too excessive, what used to be big watery eyes squeezed into slits when they smiled.

Meanwhile, Jiang Xiao scowled and walked to one side, questioning a group of elders.

"I say, what have you all been doing? Raising them so fat?"

Regarding Jiang Xiao’s rebuke, they certainly weren’t admitting anything.

"Where did they get fat?"

"Exactly, the kid’s mom even said a bit fatter is cuter."

"Yeah, chubby kids look healthier, don’t they?"

A bit cuter, that’s true...

But isn’t this getting out of hand?

Although their sizes also changed a lot the last two times they came out, those changes were nothing compared to the expansion this time.

On the other side, Sun Wei was already getting affectionate with the two little ones.

"Okay, I’ll cook sour fish, spicy bloodcurd soup, and braised tofu for you later... anything you kids want to eat, mom will cook it for you!"

"Yay!"

"Mom is the best mom in the world!"

This scene moved quite a few elderly men and women.

At the same time, they didn’t forget to criticize Jiang Xiao.

"Look at this mother, she doesn’t mind her kids being chubby, unlike you, always fussing over everything!"

"Exactly, look at this heartwarming scene of motherly love and filial piety."

Motherly love and filial piety?

At the critical moment, it was Doctor Su Ming who came to inform Jiang Xiao of the general situation.

"It’s like this, before they used to show off during the day, but now I don’t know what’s happened, they keep running into your room in the middle of the night, and snacks, they keep bringing boxes of them."

"Right, and I don’t know who taught them, they have also learned to order takeout, mainly barbecues, and, they have also learned to drink beer." Nurse Bai Jie added, "I found a big green bottle under your bed when I was cleaning the room, I’m guessing it, I haven’t actually seen them drinking."

Beer with barbecue?

Hiss?

Jiang Xiao had a toothache from the thought that their lives seemed so much more glamorous than his.

But why did they hide in his room to eat?

Their appetites were limitless, theoretically, they could keep eating as long as they wanted.

Just then,

He Mengyao, who had been quiet all along, came over with a frown, indicating that the two had not been tormenting their classmates lately.

"That’s good!"

At least they had corrected their most detrimental bad habit, hadn’t they?

Jiang Xiao had made up his mind that if they still bullied their classmates, he would let Sun Wei give them a good smack; with Sun Wei’s fiery temper, she surely wouldn’t spoil them.

Unlike him, unable to lay a hand~

"But," He Mengyao added, "their homework is still not done on time. I chase them to complete it, but they don’t, and now in class, they have learned to sleep through it! They sleep for half the day! This isn’t what little kids are supposed to be like. They are listless."

This got He Mengyao really annoyed!

Herself a national treasure-level hypnosis master, spent all her energy battling wits with these two little devils!

She had initially planned to guide them so they could unconsciously help treat Jiang Xiao’s psychological issues.

Now look~

If she kept teaching, she might end up being the one with a psychological disorder.

"Hmm?"

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows in confusion.

Hearing the first part, he didn’t really feel anything special; sleeping, not doing homework, it’s alright not to force if they don’t like studying.

Furthermore, with their quantum reading method, did they even need to learn kindergarten knowledge?

He just wanted them to receive good education for the new century, hoping that when they grow up, they could, like him, have proper values and be useful to society.

But when he heard about Mu Xitang and Bai Yi sleeping in class during the day and appearing lethargic,

And considering they took a bunch of snacks to his room every night...

Were these two staying up all night playing games in his room?

Eating and gaming at the same time?

Otherwise, how could you explain why they didn’t stay in their own room but ran to Jiang Xiao’s room, if not just for that computer?

Meanwhile, the mother and daughter were still putting on their show of maternal love and filial piety.

Jiang Xiao didn’t have the heart to interrupt, so he returned to his room alone.

He expertly entered his computer’s startup password.

"Damn it!"

The plethora of colorful icons that greeted him momentarily made Jiang Xiao think the two kids had randomly downloaded seven or eight antivirus software to duel each other.

But a closer look proved otherwise.

All were various messy browser and mini-games.

Okay, it was confirmed.

During this period,

Mu Xiaoyu and Bai Yi had been staying up all night playing computer games.

Along with the snacks, drinks, barbecue, and beer, they must have never stopped munching.

They might be able to fool others, but the lingering smells in the air couldn’t fool the supernaturally perceptive Jiang Xiao.