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Chapter 39 Kemonomimi

Chapter 39: Chapter 39 Kemonomimi

Jiang Xiao smiled knowingly.

He hadn’t expected the usually haughty Shi Shi to cry so vulnerably.

And Shi Shi had leaped onto her dad’s neck and refused to come down.

"Wah! Daddy, I just had a nightmare. I dreamed that Daddy didn’t want Shi Shi anymore, wuwuwu..."

"It’s okay, it’s okay, don’t cry, Shi Shi. How could I ever not want you?"

He tried to comfort her for a while, but to no avail.

It wasn’t until Jiang Xiao played his trump card!

"Em, don’t cry. I’ll teach you the ultimate secret to getting +30 lives in Contra tomorrow!"

"Hmm!"

Shi Shi’s eyes widened with disbelief.

It seemed she couldn’t believe Daddy would actually teach her something so amazing!

"Really?"

"Of course it’s real!"

Shi Shi was thrilled, but then she seemed to remember something and her little face fell again.

"Then you... you can only tell Shi Shi, okay..."

Little Shi Shi whined as she tugged on Jiang Xiao’s pant leg.

Jiang Xiao was speechless; the usually aloof Shi Shi had turned so soft and cute.

"But, it sounds like Bai Yi and Mu Xitang next door are also crying?"

Jiang Xiao had originally planned to use the Contra secret technique to coax the other two as well.

But if he promised Shi Shi not to tell anyone else, how was he supposed to pacify the other two?

Of course, he wasn’t afraid of any repercussions from Bai Yi and Mu Xitang.

Mainly he was too lazy to spend too much effort calming down two crying kids in the middle of the night.

Jiang Xiao looked so troubled that many onlookers in Lighthouse Country couldn’t help but crack a delighted smile.

[My Maria! Others comfort one child, but Dragon Country’s unlucky fellow has to console three—that’s just fantastic! IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Sour radish tourmaline! He deserves it! IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Yoish! Let Dragon Country be arrogant; you can keep that wretched mourning activity to yourselves! IP: Sakura Country]

People from Dragon Country didn’t understand—wasn’t it just about comforting three kids?

Was that really so hard for Jiang Xiao?

These foreigners were obviously new here; they didn’t know about Jiang Xiao’s status in the hearts of these kids.

[Heh, I just love to see these foreigners looking so inexperienced~ IP: Dragon Country]

However, what Shi Shi said next caused the foreigners’ smiles to stiffen.

"It’s fine, it’s fine, Daddy. I’ll go make little Yi and Xi Tang stop crying."

Shi Shi’s eyes twinkled with mischief~

As long as she could make Bai Yi and Mu Xitang stop crying.

Then she could monopolize Daddy’s ultimate Contra secret!

Hehehe, thinking about it, she was quite the clever little devil!

Jiang Xiao was stunned. Is this considered an alternative form of "substituting"?

The foreigners watching the Dragon Country livestream were also dumbfounded.

[What? Dragon Country even has this kind of play? IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Damn banana monkeys, the chosen ones of Dragon Country must be cheating! IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Fricking squid! This little girl in the black dress for sure has an Analog Horror exploit. I suspect it’s not fair! IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Tourmaline! Insider operation, there must be insider operations! IP: Lighthouse Country]

The multitude of comments from the Lighthouse Country prompted Analog Horror to issue another warning.

[Ding, Analog Horror is always fair and just. If similar comments continue, an anomaly will descend!]

Only then did the arrogant and conceited Lighthouse Country people keep quiet.

After all, they didn’t want to end up like Sakura Country.

But in their hearts, they were still defiant!

Why wasn’t this little girl scaring the chosen ones of Dragon Country?

If that damned little Ting wasn’t going to frighten Mad, then they in Lighthouse Country wouldn’t have failed the challenge!

Seeing his daughter being so good, Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but pat her head.

"Okay, if Shi Shi can make little Yi and the others stop crying, that’s great. I’ll take you to buy some candies tomorrow~"

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Shi quickly nodded in agreement, afraid that Jiang Xiao would change his mind.

After comforting Shi Shi a bit more and ensuring she could complete the task, Jiang Xiao turned to leave.

"Daddy!"

’Plop’—

Shi Shi grabbed Jiang Xiao’s pant leg as he was about to leave.

"Daddy, please wait, I have another question to ask you, or I won’t be able to sleep."

Jiang Xiao turned around and met Shi Shi’s eyes brimming with amusement.

"That’s right! This is the script God intended! IP: Lighthouse Country"

"Ourexiet! Yes! Spot on! Analog Horror is indeed the fairest entity there is! IP: Lighthouse Country"

"Black dress cutie, tear off daddy’s mouth and then rip out Jiang Xiao’s heart fiercely! IP: Lighthouse Country"

"Yo Xi, better yet, make sashimi out of Jiang Xiao’s heart and eat it in front of him. IP: Sakura Country"

"Uh, to say or not to say, you little Sakura players are the twisted ones~ IP: Dragon Country"

As for being concerned about Jiang Xiao’s safety?

How should I put it.

Dragon Country viewers have never seen a look of fear on Jiang Xiao’s face.

Even Director Wang, who was always cautious, didn’t seem to care.

He had seen Jiang Xiao trimming Bai Liu’s "brain flower" with his own eyes.

Expect him, with his psychopathic level of nerve, to show fear?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Shi Shi playfully tilted her head while looking at Jiang Xiao.

"Daddy, aren’t you afraid of me?"

"Why should I be afraid of you?"

Having lived in a mental hospital for over a decade, what kind of person hasn’t he seen?

To say without exaggeration, he, Jiang Xiao, has never really been afraid of anything!

"Really?.. Daddy, what if, if Shi Shi turned into something else...."

Shi Shi’s voice grew sinister.

"Oh? Are you saying that if you change, I’ll be afraid of you?"

Jiang Xiao remained defiant; in this world, daughters feared their dads, not the other way around!

With that in mind, Jiang Xiao’s voice also chilled.

"Heh, Shi Shi, you wouldn’t be trying to scare your dad, would you?"

"Hmph, I’m just asking you if you’re afraid of me or not!"

Shi Shi puffed up her cheeks, looking like she was on the verge of exploding.

And just Jiang Xiao’s luck, his obsessive-compulsive disorder made his competitive spirit extraordinarily fierce at that moment!

He opened the door, placing his arm on the doorway.

"Afraid of you? I was going to ask if you’re afraid of me!"

Seeing her daddy trying to outdo her, Shi Shi stopped playing along.

"Giggle giggle giggle.. Daddy... I’m just asking you... are you afraid of me?"

’Pop!’

Two fluffy kemonomimi sprung from the top of Shi Shi’s silvery hair.

She then "threatened" Jiang Xiao by baring her cute little tiger teeth provocatively.

Shi Shiฅ(๑̳•ε•̳๑)ฅ: "Daddy, how’s that? Does Shi Shi look super fierce?"

This...

Jiang Xiao was stunned.

So was the live stream.

After a long pause, the Dragon Country viewers, now mentally prepared, were the first to respond.

"I was completely silenced, damn it!"

"Damn, I could never have dreamed that Shi Shi would turn into a kemonomimi after her eerie transformation."

"Trying to scare Jiang Xiao by growing kemonomimi? Are they trying to die from cuteness overload??"

"I’m asking, where do I get such a cute kemonomimi girl? Does Analog Horror distribute them or what?"

"Voice message: Slurp~ Slurp~ Slurp~ (Furiously licking the screen)"

"Stop licking, you up there, can tell you’re a seasoned simp just from that sound."

"Indeed, even the boiling sheep would come offer him a smoke."

Dragon Country viewers were simply silenced and envious.

Damn Lighthouse Country folks were utterly defenseless!

As the saying goes, without comparison, there’s no harm.

"Holy shit? My daughter turned into a monster with a mouth to tear, and Jiang Xiao’s daughter turned into a silver-haired kemonomimi? IP: Lighthouse Country"

"Damn it! I may not understand the principle, but I absolutely cannot accept it! IP: Sakura Country"

"Lucky Crab! If only I could switch daughters, I wouldn’t be eliminated! IP: Lighthouse Country"

"Oh! Guys, don’t panic, it looks like there’s more to come, this little loli has a new move! IP: Lighthouse Country"

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was not afraid in the slightest, even touching his own ears,

Shi Shi felt her dignity as a Kaidan was greatly challenged!

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She couldn’t help but mutter to herself constantly...

Although she hadn’t planned on eating her daddy...

But he couldn’t just ignore my ferocious appearance, right?