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Chapter 381 - 348: The Invincible Female Corpse

Chapter 381: Chapter 348: The Invincible Female Corpse

Bao Lebin wanted to laugh, but he couldn’t.

If it was really the curator who got peed on, then it indeed deserved a laugh, but what if that unlucky dad with urine on his face wasn’t?

The funeral parlour’s bathroom often presented Bao Lebin with some things he couldn’t comprehend.

But Bao Lebin dared not tell Jiang Xiao because this might violate the funeral parlour’s rules.

.....

"What are you doing?!"

Bao Lebin looked incredulously at Martin, standing in the corner, accompanied by the sound of running water.

"What’s the problem? If you won’t accompany me to the toilet, I have to take care of it right here."

Bao Lebin: "?"

"A strapping man in his thirties, peeing in the room?"

"Do you have a problem with that?"

Unlike the short Okamoto Hirotsuka, Martin was a solid 185cm tall muscle man who wasn’t afraid of Bao Lebin at all. Of course, he wouldn’t dare to provoke Bao Lebin. Instead, he started to reason.

"Our employee manual doesn’t say we can’t pee in the room, does it?"

Bao Lebin: ...

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"What the heck, even Jiang Xiao, the ’Spirit’, knows not to pee indoors!"

"In a world without Jiang Xiao, or perhaps where everyone is Jiang Xiao..."

"One Jiang Xiao is getting better, but thousands upon thousands of Jiang Xiaos have risen..."

"The Jiang’s Kaidan rules are damn awesome!"

"I thought Jiang Xiao was a person’s name, now I realize it’s a noun."

"Do you really think this kind of clever trick is powerful?"

"Just tell me, is this move effective or not?"

Effective...

Definitely effective.

Because the rule doesn’t say it’s not allowed, so it is.

"Right, where’s that perverted Okamoto Hirotsuka? He wouldn’t really be sleeping with a female corpse, would he?"

"Sorry, I think you’re thinking too simply. Merely holding her, is that enough to satisfy him?"

At this point, many people seemed to think of something and flooded into Sakura’s livestream.

....

At this moment, Okamoto Hirotsuka’s expression was full of conflict.

Things hadn’t developed as he initially thought.

He thought he had an amulet + a perfect doll that could vent daily with a 1:1 copy ratio.

But now, it seemed completely different.

This woman was starting to stink...

No, this smell wasn’t exactly a stench; it was a strange odor, not pleasant, but not too terrible.

And what he found hardest to accept was that faint liver spots had begun to appear on the woman’s body, and she would probably rot sooner or later.

Of course.

Just to be safe.

Okamoto Hirotsuka still brought the female corpse to bed with him, and perhaps only that gave him a sense of security.

Moreover.

The effect was indeed significant.

The old employee Bao Lebin in the bunk below now wouldn’t dare bare his teeth at Okamoto Hirotsuka.

The only thing that disappointed Okamoto Hirotsuka immensely was that facing such a corpse, he now really couldn’t muster any interest.

"Bro, how about tomorrow you put... put her in the storage, this thing is seriously scary..."

"Mind your own business? Keep babbling and I’ll throw her onto your bed, believe it or not?"

With those words, Bao Lebin on the bottom bunk immediately quieted down.

After all, the maniacal man above might be capable of anything.

Damn it.

Even in a funeral parlour, there wasn’t a rule about sleeping in the same room with a corpse, was there?

As for cuddling with a dead body to sleep...

Well, if that incident hadn’t occurred in the evening, Bao Lebin could muster the courage to sleep with the female corpse.

But now, there was clearly something wrong with this corpse, not to mention the stench!

Even so, the brother sleeping in the bunk above still held on to her!

’Clatter~’

Martin Hirotsuka climbed down from the top bunk.

"What are you doing? I didn’t call her, don’t you dare throw her onto my bed!"

Landing on the floor, Martin Wu Yu gave him a glance, then laboriously dragged the female corpse down from the top bunk.

"Gotta pee, you coming with me?"

Bao Lebin immediately shook his head in refusal, what a joke!

Going to the men’s bathroom with a creepy female corpse, he’d rather wet the bed!

The female corpse, carried waist-high by Martin Hirotsuka, happened to have its head tilted backward towards Bao Lebin, and perhaps it was his imagination blurring his vision,

but he felt as if the lifelike female corpse seemed to have smiled at him...

"Uh~"

Creepy!

Bao Lebin shrank further into his blankets, contemplating whether to lock the door and keep the freak and the corpse outside, but he feared the freak might do something incomprehensible in desperation.

...

This was Martin Hirotsuka’s first time in the funeral home’s bathroom.

"Hm?"

Just like Jiang Xiao had experienced before, he also heard a ’pitter-patter’ sound inside.

His first reaction was to run. Peeing wasn’t a must, but thinking of the corpse on his back, it somehow seemed less scary.

"Anyone in the toilet?"

The sound inside instantly stopped.

After a while, Martin Hirotsuka called out again.

"Is it the director?"

Still no response.

Could it be that he had misheard?

Martin Hirotsuka knew about his old problem with tinnitus from jacking off too much.

Ah well, what’s there to fear with a corpse in tow?

Just as he entered the toilet, pulled down his pants, and was halfway through peeing, a chilling voice suddenly broke the silence behind him.

"Heh heh heh, buddy, got any paper? Lend me some."

!

The remaining pee was forcefully cut off by Martin Hirotsuka.

"Who’s there!"

He whirled around, but the surroundings were too dark.

At first glance, he couldn’t see at all what was crouching there.

"Xi xi xi, just asking for some toilet paper, not your life, what are you nervous about?"

The pitch-black bathroom echoed only with that sinister voice.

Martin wanted to run, but whether it was from sheer terror or some bizarre trick from the other party, he felt nailed to the spot, unable to move.

Cold sweat began to seep from his forehead.

"Young man, lend me the paper, and you can go back to sleep~"

This voice seemed to wield a mesmerizing power; Martin Hirotsuka felt that as long as he handed over the paper in his pocket, he truly could go back to sleep.

But...

How could Martin be willing, when such a strange occurrence was happening to him in the middle of the night?

Yet, he couldn’t control his own body.

There seemed to be a desire within him, urging Martin Hirotsuka to agree to the terms of the person squatting before him.

Huh?

Suddenly, Martin Hirotsuka’s neck felt cold; he had inadvertently touched the female corpse’s neck.

Wait?

The brief chill from the female corpse brought back a slight ability to move.

"You want toilet paper, right? I’ll give it to you!"

Having said that, Martin Hirotsuka straight up lifted the female corpse waist-high, thrusting its head toward the dark figure ahead.

"Huh?"

The previously sinister voice now seemed a bit puzzled.

Followed by a thunderous outcry.

"Holy shit! Are you insane? Bringing a dead body to the bathroom?!"

Damn sick in the head!

Martin Hirotsuka didn’t care anymore and started slamming the female corpse into the darkness howlingly, not stopping until the other side was completely silent, then slowly carried the corpse back.

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