I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 379 - 346: Gokadomon Hirotsuka’s Rascal Maneuvers

Chapter 379: Chapter 346: Gokadomon Hirotsuka’s Rascal Maneuvers

The only thing that made him hesitant to make up his mind was that he didn’t know what kind of messed-up stuff he would encounter within these thirty kilometers of wilderness.

This was an Analog Horror scenario. Otherwise, even if it were the Amazon Rainforest, Martin would have set off without any hesitation.

And there was another thing.

What about after leaving the thirty-kilometer expanse of the wilderness?

What would he encounter?

Would he clear the level?

Or would he come across something even stranger? No one knew.

Besides considering this external method of clearing the level by leaving the funeral home, some thought of breaking through from the inside.

Speaking of which.

I have to mention Okamoto Hirohaka of the Cherry Blossoms.

That kid was indeed a rare talent. His first impulse upon seeing the female corpse was to climb on top, but he wasn’t Jiang Xiao. Neither Bao Lebin nor the director gave a damn about him, immediately sending him outside to stand guard, not even giving him a chance to watch.

Of course.

Later, the two guys inside were also scared off, and then they let Okamoto Hirohaka in to clean up the mess.

With less skill, Okamoto Hirohaka naturally had no grounds to resist.

He too saw the ghostly face outside the window, scaring him out of his wits, but what he cared about more was the female corpse on the ground...

To be honest, he had certain ideas before, but after Bao Lebin’s scream and the incident with the face outside the window, he naturally lost steam and was no longer interested in that department.

But...

The female corpse before him provided him with another unique line of thought...

With Jiang Xiao’s humanoid Gatling gun before and Xiaoya’s "Pulling the Elder to Command the Princes" strategy after, could he make use of the female corpse that clearly scared Bao Lebin and the director to death?

Okamoto Hirohaka had already figured out the rules here; as a newbie employee, he was just there to be exploited by those old-timers. If he did things by the book, he probably wouldn’t live for more than a few days.

So why not play an abstract game? Go all out?!

No sooner said than done!

Cherry Blossoms Livestream:....

[What is this pervert doing?]

[It looks like he’s... looking for a rope?]

[Damn, this guy’s not only got a twisted name, but what he’s doing seems even more twisted.]

[Is he planning to play Turtle Shell Binding with a corpse?]

Okamoto Hirohaka finally found a rope and then secured the female corpse with extremely professional techniques.

Everyone was stunned.

Even the usually speedy barrage of comments fell silent.

Many thanks...

[I just want to ask, who said there are no great emperors among humans? Okamoto Hirohaka carries the corpse of an empress and still pushes through three thousand states!]

[Isn’t this more amazing than Bao Lebin’s plays?]

[Not to be offensive, but though I understand the logic and admit he’s brave, what’s the meaning of tying the female corpse to his own back?]

Mainly because the audience buddies don’t understand this move, right?

[Are we witnessing ’Learn from the foreign devils to overcome the foreign devils’? Choosing the Jiang-style attack method like Xiaoya did back then?]

Unsaid should be said, if Jiang Xiao made such an incomprehensible move, people would actually find it normal.

But now, it seems that Jiang Xiao only goes crazy occasionally, but his abstract thinking has been learned by the other Chosen Ones.

[Bullshit! Back then, Xiaoya was backed into a corner and had no choice but to carry Old Wang from the mortuary and go all out, a mutually assured destruction tactic. What’s Okamoto Hirohaka’s excuse?]

The livestream of the Cherry Blossoms was full of curses; this move seemed way too suicidal.

"Okamoto Hirohaka! Did you finish with the female corpse? It’s time to eat, you here..."

Bao Lebin, who just came back from the toilet, stood at the door, stunned.

What are you doing?

"I mean, how could you, I, ay yo fuck... what is this?"

The Undead Knight, Bao Lebin, was at a loss for words at this time. How could this newcomer be so abstract and brave?

Seeing the shocked Bao Lebin, Okamoto Hirohaka felt even more that he had made the right decision.

"Brother Bin, how do you like my look now?"

"This... let’s not talk about the look for now, I won’t say anything about you carrying the corpse, but why didn’t you put clothes on her?"

Okamodo Hirohaka: ....

At that moment, the idea popped into his head with so much excitement that he completely forgot the main point.

However, he quickly realized, why put clothes on the female corpse? Doesn’t she look even more abstract now?

So, no matter how much Bao Lebin tried to persuade him, he remained unmoved and went straight to the hall, carrying the naked corpse on his back, ready to eat.

As soon as he appeared, the sound of chopsticks dropping to the floor filled the hall.

"Oh no! Why?!"

The curator’s voice, just like Bao Lebin’s, was filled with shock and disbelief.

That cool Night Watchman was also staring with widened eyes.

Holy shit...

Having hung around the funeral home for so many years, not to say I’ve seen everything, but I’ve heard of all kinds of outrageous things.

But carrying a naked female corpse to eat, like Okamodo Hirohaka, that really was a unique piece of scorpion shit!

"May I sit down to eat now?"

Okamodo Hirohaka asked with a smile.

"Sure, of course, oh, right, uh, I’m full!"

After saying that, the curator was the first to leave; the Night Watchman hesitated for a moment but rapidly finished the food in his bowl and also left. That left only Bao Lebin and Okamodo Hirohaka looking at each other.

"Did you eat?"

"No..."

Bao Lebin wanted to run, but he was afraid the lunatic in front of him would chase after him.

"You, when you go to sleep later, you’re not going to..."

"Indeed, as long as the person is here, the corpse stays—never out of reach!"

Damn it!

Bao Lebin’s vision turned dark—buddy, if you want to prove your bravery, you’re totally free to spend a night in the wilderness outside. Why the hell are you tormenting me, your roommate?

...

"Bro, can you accompany me to the bathroom again?"

Bao Lebin from the lower bunk sought help from Jiang Xiao on the upper bunk in a weak voice.

[Rule Seven: If you need to use the bathroom at night, it’s best to take your roommate with you for some sense of security]

It seems not only the Chosen, but Bao Lebin as well had to adhere to the funeral home workers’ code of conduct.

"How many times is it now, can’t you finish peeing?"

"Um, it’s an old problem, bro, just accompany me one more time? I promise..."

Suddenly.

The verbose Bao Lebin stopped speaking abruptly; something had cut his words short.

"Bro..."

A faint voice, as if squeezed from the throat, came from the lower bunk, full of terror.

Annoyed, Jiang Xiao turned over and teased.

"Come on, can’t a grown man like you lay off the eunuch’s falsetto? What happened, wet the bed because you couldn’t hold it in?"

"The window..."

The window?

This room had only one window, on the west wall, with the wilderness beyond, and the bed was against the south wall, meaning the window was to Jiang Xiao’s right...

Curious, he looked to the right, and saw blurry facial features imprinted on the glass of the window.

No idea how long this face had been there...

Maybe this face had always been quietly peering at everything inside the room...

The room had plunged into darkness after the lights went out, and now because the moon had peeked out from behind the clouds.

Lit by a sliver of ghastly moonlight, Bao Lebin had discovered Its presence.

"Yo?"

Jiang Xiao, intrigued, got up and jumped down from the bunk, intending to get a closer look at the window.

This move nearly scared Bao Lebin out of his wits!

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