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Chapter 375 - 342: The Exquisite Female Corpse

Chapter 375: Chapter 342: The Exquisite Female Corpse

Leaving the lobby and passing through the corridor, the buzz-cut led Jiang Xiao into a small room.

Inside, besides a portly middle-aged man, there was also a body covered by a white cloth.

"Alright, you two hurry up and clean up the corpse, then take it to the crematorium for incineration. The family will come to claim the ashes after a while."

Having said this, the portly middle-aged man left the room expressionlessly.

It seemed this guy must be the manager.

"Jiang Xiao, don’t just stand there, get to work. We’ll divide the tasks; you clean the body, and I’ll take care of pushing it to the incinerator."

"Okay."

Jiang Xiao nodded and squatted down to start preparing the deceased for their final appearance.

Wait a second?

Just as he was about to touch the white cloth, Jiang Xiao drew his hand back and asked the buzz-cut man in disbelief.

"Brother, you mean to say, all the dirty and tiring work is done by me, while you just push the body to the incinerator?"

"Yeah, what else?" The buzz-cut replied as if it were obvious.

Crap?

Jiang Xiao stood up, shocked. It was honestly the first time anyone had dared speak to him like that.

"Are you human or ghost?"

"Nonsense, of course, I’m human! Why are you asking that?"

"Oh~"

Jiang Xiao tucked the Peach Wood Sword he was about to draw back into his waistband and said seriously,

"I just wanted to make sure what I was dealing with, so I could react accordingly."

Buzz-cut: "?"

What does react accordingly mean?

He didn’t understand.

But Jiang Xiao was about to make it clear.

Watching the man in front of him clench his fists and step by step approach, the buzz-cut man felt an unusual flutter of panic in his heart.

"You, what do you want? Don’t come any closer, I tell you! I, Bao Lebin, have trained!"

Unfazed, Jiang Xiao broke off the mop handle in the corner and weighed it in his hand, knowing that force is mutual, better to not use fists if possible.

"I know you have grievances, but it’s the same for every new employee. When I’m gone, you can also give orders to the newcomers, okay?"

"Bro, how about we work on it together? Together, okay? I was just joking around earlier."

Jiang Xiao ignored everything the buzz-cut man was saying.

"You’re not wrong, but still, I feel like beating you up."

"Why?"

"Because if I don’t beat you up, you’ll never know how tough I am."

Wang Defa?

Bao Lebin’s small eyes were filled with great confusion.

"Hey, actually I’m pretty kind-hearted, and about the matter of beating you up, I do feel somewhat reluctant..."

Jiang Xiao smacked his lips, indicating that the buzz-cut man’s bullying was somewhat forgivable, not enough to warrant a beating, as he certainly didn’t want to set a bad example for the kids who might be watching live.

Pausing, Jiang Xiao stared at the buzz-cut man with an extremely wise gaze.

"Brother, how about you curse at me a couple of times? Or if not, hitting me a couple of times is okay too."

What?

This was the first time Bao Lebin had encountered such an absurd request.

"Can I not curse?" Bao Lebin asked tentatively.

Jiang Xiao firmly refused: "Not curse? If you don’t curse, then I’ll have to, I rnm?"

They say to catch a thief, you must catch their leader; to insult someone, start with their mother. The moment Jiang Xiao let those words slip, the buzz-cut man’s defenses shattered instantly.

Bao Lebin: "?"

"Your fucking mom! Shit, are you sick in the head or something?"

Jiang Xiao was overjoyed; he now had a perfectly good reason to hit him.

"Did I just say ’your fucking mom’? It was an interrogative sentence, meaning it could be ’fucking’ or not, seeming ’fucking’ yet not ’fucking.’ But you didn’t just call me ’your fucking mom!’ in an affirmative sentence, you also said I’m mentally ill, so I’m hitting you, and you shouldn’t blame me, since you forced my hand."

Thick gift crab?

Bao Lebin had a million other complaints on his mind but was silenced by a smack across the face with a mop handle.

’Bang!’

(#)[x]з˂̶́)

That blow knocked three of his teeth straight out.

Fuck? Are there really such freaking abstract people in this world?

Just as the buzz-cut man was about to retaliate, Jiang Xiao’s stick entered a frenzy, pelting him mercilessly!

He only stopped when the defiance in Bao Lebin’s eyes had completely vanished, hands at ease.

"Brother, I’m doing this for your own good. Tell me, are words like ’your fucking mom’ something you can just say casually? You’re lucky you ran into someone with a good temper like me. What if you had run into a bad sort? They might have flayed you alive. You should thank me for teaching you this lesson. Get it?"

(#ᵒ̶̶̷̀)3(˂̶́#)"Got it, bro, I got it, really."

"Then this body..."

"I’ll do it, bro, just let me handle it all. I love to work; I feel off if I don’t work a single day."

Having said that, Bao Lebin snatched up the tools from the toolbox nearby, as if afraid Jiang Xiao would compete with him for work.

Hmm, the child could be taught.

Bao Lebin lifted the white cloth to reveal the face of the corpse below.

It was a woman, and... exceedingly beautiful?

Not just simply beautiful. Her complexion was fair, without the pale, greenish tinge normal corpses have, but a healthy shade of white.

Her eyebrows were lovely, her nose small and erect, her lips donned with a very pretty and natural lipstick.

Especially striking were her eyelashes, long and lively, almost giving the illusion she might open her eyes at any second.

Bao Lebin couldn’t help himself and touched the lady’s face.

"So cold, if her body temperature were a bit higher, I’d really start to doubt whether she’s alive."

Brothers who’ve worked in funeral homes know.

For a corpse like the one before them, most staff members would consider it a blessing.

Especially if the face was undamaged: it not only made the body less frightening, but it also saved a lot of time arranging the last viewing.

Bao Lebin fully uncovered the white sheet, revealing the woman’s body to both of their views.

Of course, she wasn’t naked.

Her figure matched her face, nearly flawless, with her hands naturally crossed over her flat belly.

She wore a black cheongsam, embroidered with roses and slit at the thigh.

She had on a pair of black high heels, size thirty-six.

With the woman lying back in this position, from Jiang Xiao’s point of view, it exuded a sense of regal elegance.

Strange.

Why couldn’t he see any wounds on the exposed areas? Could this woman have poisoned herself or overdosed on sleeping pills?

"She’s really beautiful," Bao Lebin said, lost in admiration, mentioning he’d burned hundreds of bodies, but he’d never seen such a beautiful woman before, resembling a fairytale’s Sleeping Beauty...

Bao Lebin, fascinated and without turning to Jiang Xiao, said, "Bro, can you step outside for a second? I have some urgent personal business to take care of with her."

As he spoke, Bao Lebin started to unbuckle his belt.

Hmm?

Even Jiang Xiao, a pervert himself, was stunned. Dude, can you not be so freaking perverted?

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