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Chapter 359 - 326: Sober in the Human World

Chapter 359: Chapter 326: Sober in the Human World

[Any problems? As long as Jiang Xiao Yi wants to sleep, could there be any pressure?]

This...

[If force is necessary, it seems that the couple can only resign themselves to their fate...]

Jiang Xiao, clearly not having thought as much as those in the live broadcast room, made his way with practiced ease to the household he had visited that morning.

He didn’t knock, but simply pushed open the front door and walked in.

Yo?

Seeing the steaming hot food on the table, it just happened to be dinner time.

Braised pork, steamed ribs, a bowl of meat and noodle platter.

Another heavy meal~

Well, might as well just eat something and rest quickly.

"Hm?"

A light exclamation, as the woman who just emerged from the kitchen stared bewilderedly at the stranger wolfing down the food at their dining table.

"Who are you?"

Jiang Xiao didn’t even lift his head, knowing that unless it was a quest-type NPC like those in black robes, regular NPCs wouldn’t initiate conversation with players.

"Husband! There’s... a thief? Begging for food... uh, husband! There’s a weird person in our house!"

The woman tried several words but couldn’t find the right ones to describe someone like Jiang Xiao.

Singing to herself while cooking at home, only to suddenly find someone eating the food, and acting as if it was perfectly normal.

Isn’t it... don’t people have any shame nowadays?

Hm?

Jiang Xiao stopped chewing, curiously looked at the woman and, pointing at himself, asked incredulously.

"You can see me?"

The woman: "?"

"Unless there’s an unexpected problem, I seem to have two bright eyeballs hanging below my eyebrows and no eye disease, so why wouldn’t you be able to see me?"

Huh?

Can she really see me?

Whether someone is alsent-minded can often be recognized from their eyes, and the woman right now clearly had all her wits about her, even exuding a rather intelligent demeanor.

Of course, by Jiang Xiao’s smart expression, the woman could also tell that his mind was slightly askew.

Uh, or rather, your behavior of barging into a stranger’s home and starting to eat their food without permission isn’t something a normal person would do.

At this moment, the male head of the household also rushed over from the next room.

The expression on his face as shocked as the woman’s.

Where did this idiot carrying a Peach Wood Sword come from?

Jiang Xiao dazedly put down his chopsticks, really amusing, huh?

NPCs even regaining their self-awareness now?

How awkward...

Should I say or not say, Jiang Xiao felt a bit embarrassed, such things were truly too shameful.

"Uh, you two, I come from the Great Tang of the Eastern Land, on my way to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, passing through this area, would it be okay if I stay here for two nights?"

The couple: "?"

"Uh, this... friend, unless I am mistaken, with your compass and Peach Wood Sword, are you sure you’re not dressed as a Taoist?"

"Yes~"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands openly, admitting his Taoist attire without hesitation, thinking to himself that he had not even brought the ceremonial robes and scepter from Xiao Fen Mao yet; how more dumbfounded would you be if I mixed in a bit of east and west.

"Taoist? Going to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and seek scriptures?"

"Yes, the Buddha originally is Tao, all laws share the same origin, I see no problem."

Alright, alright, alright, you’ve made such a stretch, what more do we have to discuss?

"I have money, not here to freeload."

As the saying goes, money can move mountains~

Based on the zombie-like state of Sunset Village’s villagers during the day, they probably couldn’t push much, but at night, they definitely could make things fly!

Under the blessing of Jiang Xiao’s wealth, the couple happily agreed to his request to stay.

Especially after seeing those glittering banknotes, the man insisted on giving up the bed, saying he could sleep under it.

Because he knew.

He should be under the bed, not under the bed, seeing how sweet they were~

That way, he felt more at ease.

Otherwise, holding onto such a large sum left him uneasy...

The Dragon Country livestream was baffled.

They had imagined countless scenarios, but never expected the couple to act normally again, and least of all, that the man would sleep under the bed!

"Hey?" Jiang Xiao Yi was taken aback, "Sleeping is not urgent, can you first tell me about this village?"

[This...]

[What kind of fetish?]

[This guy really is a cuck...]

[Give you several hundred thousand, you would do it too.]

[No, I can’t...]

[No, not just several hundred thousand, you can’t just quantify it with a simple amount, you need to consider purchasing power, have you forgotten Kudaka Yuusuke? He almost turned every villager’s house upside down, only finding a few thousand dollars in total, and the money Jiang Xiao gave to this couple was hundreds of times the entire village’s savings! Think about it, how much are all the assets in your village combined? And after being multiplied by hundreds?]

Hiss...

[I take back what I said earlier, give me a few billion, I could sleep under the bed too.]

[Wait a sec, guys, I remembered something. If this couple is behaving normally tonight, does that mean the other villagers are too?]

[They should be, remember the blind hunter who was with Kudaka Yuusuke? He seemed normal last night too...]

[Wait a minute? Does anyone know what Kudaka Yuusuke is doing right now?]

The villagers had all gone back to normal, he surely wasn’t still rummaging through bins, was he?

Damn!

Quite a few people gave up on the potentially exciting livestream coming up shortly, and switched over to the Sakura platform.

Good news: Kudaka Yusuke’s bins were already picked through during the day.

Bad news: Kudaka Yusuke was caught red-handed during the day.

Luckily: He hasn’t died yet...

Kudaka Yusuke’s expression was even more bewildered than the couple from just earlier.

He was asleep, only to feel a sharp pain in his head, and when he opened his eyes, he was tied to the big locust tree at the entrance of Sunset Village.

Below him were a bunch of enraged villagers.

"Old man! You said he came last night, right?"

The blind old man hesitated, but chose to tell the truth.

"Yes, it must have been him. Last night he said he was passing through and stayed overnight, then by day he was gone. I thought he had left our Sunset Village, never thought he was actually a thief."

As soon as the old man finished speaking, quite a few villagers began howling, lifting their torches, attempting to burn him alive.

"Hehe, he really is a master thief! To think he cleaned out our whole village in broad daylight! His skills are truly unmatched!"

What?

Kudaka Yusuke panicked, what was this all about, picking bins could get you caught?

Was this some kind of transition animation in the plot, or were they actually trying to kill him?

"If it wasn’t for this guy blatantly sleeping in my wife’s bed when I knocked him out cold with a thunderbolt, we’d all still be in the dark!"

"Burn him!"

"Yes, burn him!"

Kudaka Yusuke was terrified, these people were serious!

"No no no! I didn’t do it!"

His plump body struggled incessantly, but it was futile as he was bound by thorny vine ropes which were not only flexible and strong but also dug deeper the more he struggled.

"Hehe, this guy still thinks he can break free?"

"Thank you! Can’t you listen to my explanation first?"

"Explain to your mother! Hahaha, just wait to be burned alive!"

"Thank you, but, but, I know you’re all anxious, but can we not rush this."

Everyone: ???

Seriously, what the fuck are you thanking your mother for?!

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