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Chapter 356 - 323: Acquaintance Wang Dayong

Chapter 356: Chapter 323: Acquaintance Wang Dayong

Jiang Xiao felt that the people in the village were all pretty dumb, and he was just about to head up the mountain to see if the little girl ghost knew what was going on.

Suddenly, a refined and amiable voice appeared behind him.

"Ha ha ha ha, as the saying goes, ’It’s a pleasure to have friends come from afar.’ I can see that you, young friend, must have just arrived at our Sunset Village, right?"

Huh?

Jiang Xiao turned around, meeting the schoolteacher’s eyes directly.

Jiang Xiao: (O_o)??

Oh!

My God...

What wise eyes these are...

It seems they contain octopuses and jellyfish from the sea, Donggan Superman, and extraterrestrials with their butts exposed...

Wang Dayong hadn’t read much, knowing only to recite the few lines from the script over and over.

But when he saw this person’s eyes, it seemed as if he had grasped all the abstract thinking in the world.

Mesmerized by Jiang Xiao’s eyes, Wang Dayong couldn’t help but murmur,

"Is... is this the power of retardation?!"

Wait a second?

He looks kind of familiar?

On closer inspection...

Σ(ᴈ口ᴈ|||)

Fuck your mother?

’Slap!’

Wang Dayong: ＿|￣|○

This kneel was like eating a Mentos followed by a Dove chocolate bar, quick and smooth, knocking out three kowtows at lightning speed.

"Bro, when did you have the time to come and hang out with Da Yong?"

Hmm?

Jiang Xiao felt like his mind was getting fuzzy as he locked eyes with this person as if something was trying to steal the wisdom from his brain...

Luckily, for some reason, the other person stopped after taking half.

Wang Dayong: If you don’t stop, I’m going to become retarded, man!

Damn, what a sin!

Can I, a son of a bitch, really stumble upon him even after being transferred to this godforsaken place?

My past life’s misdeeds should have been cleared by now, right?

Family, who understands...

Jiang Xiao curiously looked at the person in front of him, cloaked entirely in a black robe and continually kowtowing to him, and wondered,

"Who are you, do you know me?"

Huh?

Wang Dayong jolted, then remembered he had specifically requested a black robe from the organization, just in case.

So... Jiang Xiao, the freak, didn’t actually recognize me, did he?

But Jiang Xiao’s psychological shadow over him was so great that this one kneel had become a habit...

"Ha, ha ha..."

Wang Dayong coughed twice, stood up awkwardly, and brushed the dust off his knees as he explained,

"This, this is the custom of Sunset Village, a custom! Whenever I meet a stranger like you, I perform a kowtowing ceremony."

Jiang Xiao was taken aback, thinking that the customs of this village were pretty polite?

Wang Dayong wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, constantly reminding himself that although this kid was freakish and scary, after all, he was dumb, and as long as he was careful, relying on the acting skills he had honed for two and a half years, he definitely wouldn’t give himself away!

"Are you here to give me a mission?"

Jiang Xiao’s words dragged Wang Dayong’s thoughts back.

"Mission?"

I was originally here to kill you, but I don’t dare say that now.

Hell, now Wang Dayong didn’t even dare to harbor an ounce of malice towards Jiang Xiao.

The humiliations that Jiang Xiao had inflicted upon himself and that utterly inhuman beating...they were traumatically unforgettable!

"Yeah, quests huh. If all the villagers are just background NPC types, I guess that makes you the important NPC assigned to give me main quests, right? And you even approached me first. Just on intelligence alone, you’re leagues ahead of those dim-witted villagers."

Ah, this...

Wang Dayong was genuinely curious about what Jiang Xiao’s brain was made of.

But if you say it like that?

"Ah, yes, yes, yes! Brave traveler, our Sunset Village has encountered an unprecedented crisis, and we desperately need your help right now."

That’s more like it!

Jiang Xiao put on an attentive look, and Wang Dayong thought for a moment before a plan formed in his mind.

"Here’s the thing, brave traveler. Our Sunset Village has survived by hunting in Sunset Mountain for generations, but for several decades now, the mountain has been overtaken by a group of evil specters. Ah, if possible, I hope you can eliminate them and give us back a bright future in Sunset Village!"

Jiang Xiao nodded. He would never have agreed to such a request before, and might even have ridiculed the man in the black robe.

But now...

After all, he was a father now, and he had to set a good example for Mu Xitang and Bai Yi!

Wasn’t eliminating specters and rescuing villagers from dire straits the perfect opportunity to show off?

"Got it. Is there a map or something?"

"Heh, of course not, but I can tell you the general direction..."

As he spoke, Wang Dayong began to educate Jiang Xiao on which specters needed to be slain.

While listening, Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but interrupt Wang Dayong.

"Oh, that Paper Wraith, is it really hard to spot when it’s turned to the side facing you?"

"Eh? How did you know about that? Have you seen it?" Wang Dayong asked curiously.

Jiang Xiao scratched his head, indicating that he had just come down from the mountain and that the Paper Wraith was already annihilated.

Wang Dayong: "?"

That merciless?

If he remembered correctly, the Paper Wraith shouldn’t appear near the Chosen’s landing spot or the point of descent from the mountain. Rather, one had to go in the opposite direction, deeper into Sunset Mountain to possibly encounter it.

"Uh, then kill the others, I remember there’s a Lantern Wraith too..."

After listening some more, Jiang Xiao again interrupted Wang Dayong.

"Is this Lantern Wraith the one with really big eyes, bulging eyeballs, and reflective surfaces?"

Wang Dayong: .....

Following that, Wang Dayong mentioned a few more, and without exception, all had been brutally killed by Jiang Xiao.

The two exchanged a speechless look for a while before Wang Dayong tentatively asked.

"Bro, how many have you killed in total?"

Jiang Xiao frowned and thought about it, indicating it was less than a hundred, maybe around eighty, possibly up to ninety.

Wang Dayong: "?"

Upon hearing this, his legs went weak.

What the heck?

Nearly a hundred slain in just one night?

If he remembered correctly, that psycho couldn’t brute force his way through killing specters before, could he?

Back then, the most he could do was to make the specters suffer immensely, to wish for death.

And now, just a few months later without seeing him, Jiang Xiao had become so wildly skilled?

"Er, don’t you think you’re being a bit too ruthless? Didn’t you leave any of the specters alive?" Wang Dayong commented instinctively.

"Hmm?" Jiang Xiao looked at Wang Dayong with a puzzled expression.

"Ah no, no, no, I didn’t mean that, what I meant was... you’ve killed all the specters, so won’t that leave no quests for the warriors who come to Sunset Village in the future?"

"Oh, that’s true, my bad..."

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[No way. Did the teacher just fool Jiang Xiao with that?]

[A nutcase will find a reason to believe anything you say, no matter how unreasonable. Conversely, no matter how reasonable your argument, they’ll find a reason to refute it.]

[So Jiang-y!]

[By the way, just from the way the teacher kneeled just now, I’m saying he’s probably a familiar specter who knows Jiang Xiao, no one objects, right?]