I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 347 - 314: Return to Qingshan

Chapter 347: Chapter 314: Return to Qingshan

Jiang Xiao didn’t linger inside for long, he hurriedly came out after adding a point.

But to his surprise, Analog Horror seemed reluctant to let him go.

The insinuations were clear—they wanted the Peach Wood Sword that Jiang Xiao was carrying on his back.

"How many strange devices is it worth?"

Analog Horror: [One, no matter what you say this time, it’s only one.]

Then there’s no deal~

Jiang Xiao was planning to use it as a weapon, after all, if he kept using his fists... the force applied is mutual.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that he keeps aiming his fists at people’s faces.

But in reality, the pain encountered on the other person’s face was equally felt on his own fists.

It hurts my fist when I punch their face!

Now that he had an enchanted Peach Wood Sword, it was clear it would greatly help him address this issue.

...

"Daddy!"

The two people waiting outside jumped in place and clung onto Jiang Xiao’s body.

Hmm?

Jiang Xiao frowned.

Something was off, quite a bit off...

He was used to being hugged before, but this time the weight he felt was particularly heavy.

When he saw the body sizes of Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, a stampede of thoughts raced through Jiang Xiao’s mind.

At such a young age, have they already developed beer bellies?

The two of them were also rubbing against Jiang Xiao with all their might, as if they were cats marking their scent on their owner.

"Can you guys wait a moment?"

With one hand each, Jiang Xiao picked them up like chicks and eyed them suspiciously.

Yep...

These beer bellies were the result of binge eating and drinking in a short period of time.

The ’meat’ hadn’t had time to spread out, so the fat all piled up on the stomach.

"I mean, you two haven’t grown taller at all, are you starting to grow horizontally at such a young age?"

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi thrashed about trying to break free from Jiang Xiao’s grip, but it was clearly in vain.

"Daddy, I’ll tell you a secret!"

An out-of-breath Mu Xitang tried to negotiate a landing spot with a secret.

"Oh?"

"The password of the smartphone you got me from Kaidan, I’ve cracked it."

???

Really?

Jiang Xiao took the phone and asked Mu Xitang how it was cracked.

"It was simple, the charging port of this phone is just like that of any regular phone, so I just found a data cable, plugged it into the computer, wrote an unlock program, and quickly cracked it."

Jiang Xiao: ???

I often feel inferior because I’m a layabout.

He hasn’t even been to kindergarten and he’s programming already?

No...

This phone had previously been taken to professionals by Old Li and the others for examination, so if it could be unlocked, wouldn’t they have done it?

Unless...

The only possibility is that this little pink-haired genius has a level of intelligence in some field that far exceeds that of an ordinary genius programmer on Blue Planet.

"Is there anything special inside?"

Little pink-hair tilted his head and thought for a moment.

"Not really anything special, the internet speed isn’t even as fast as a normal phone’s, but the camera is very clear, and the sound quality is also really good."

"That’s it?" Jiang Xiao felt the phone couldn’t be that simple.

"Oh oh oh, the system inside is neither Android nor Apple, but the playability is really high!"

Jiang Xiao: ...

"This... Okay, it really is nothing out of the ordinary, somewhat disappointing."

"Yeah, I’m also disappointed, and also there are some browsers and chat apps that can link to the Kaidan world, but they’re not worth mentioning either."

Jiang Xiao nodded, continuing along with her words.

"Yeah, that’s right, linking to the Kaidan world..."

Wang Defa?!

You don’t think if you say the most important part in such a nonchalant tone, it becomes any less important, do you?!

Jiang Xiao felt his liver ached from anger.

And the Lao Lis who had been standing outside finally couldn’t sit still any longer and rushed in with a roar.

o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡

"It’s beyond words, the things these two little devils did are simply beyond words!"

(۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ)۶

"Jiang Xiao, you take them with you, anywhere is fine; our temple is too small to accommodate these two big Buddhas!"

"You guys are..."

Looking at these weepy old men in front of him, Jiang Xiao just wanted to tell them, "You’ve lost weight."

"You two, come here!"

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi came over and stood at attention obediently.

"What happened?"

Mu Xitang nudged Bai Yi, gesturing for her to explain.

"Uh, emm, Dad, they were saying that Xi Tang and I are big Buddhas?"

Jiang Xiao: ???

Is that really what they meant by ’big Buddhas’? Do they mean it as a compliment?

For a moment, Jiang Xiao understood why the strange spirits in the Kaidan seemed so speechless towards him.

Headache...

Jiang Xiao felt that ever since he had a goal to save people and these two kids, he had become more mature and steady.

Even in the Kaidan, he was like an adult, of course, he was already a mature and steady adult, but now even more so.

They could be willful, but not him.

Indeed, real growth happens in an instant.

"Lao Li, you tell us, what’s the situation?"

"I..."

As Li Gang was about to speak, he was intimidated by Mu Xitang’s glance and immediately swallowed the rest of his words.

"Mu Xitang!"

"Eh, Daddy, I’m here!"

Jiang Xiao: ???

I don’t have poor vision; do I need to ask if you’re here?

"Don’t you dare intimidate people with your eyes! Li Gang, continue!"

Li Gang sniffled and thought to himself, how blind can you be as a father? Can’t you see even if my beard has been pulled out?

"Jiang Xiao, some people are truly being bullied by them; the younger generation in the compound has been beaten by them, and not to mention the little ones, even us old folks haven’t been spared from their tricks..."

Alright, alright, alright...

You didn’t learn anything good, and now you’ve even learned to hit people?

"Speak! Why did you hit people!"

The two little ones, scared, looked at each other and then cautiously said.

"Isn’t that what you do? You often hit people without any reason."

"That’s right, that kind of behavior is really cool! Bai Yi and I have been thinking about how to imitate Dad every day."

Everyone: ???

Jiang Xiao: "?"

"When have I ever hit people for no reason?"

As soon as Jiang Xiao mentioned this, the two girls got excited.

From the three patients in the mental hospital to the director, and all the way to Lao Wang and the others now...

Bai Yi even specially named them.

"The Grand Tearjerking History of the Kaidan’s Strangeness"

Jiang Xiao: ...

He wanted to swear, but he didn’t know at whom, instead, he felt like swearing at himself.

As for hitting...

Looking at the two girls with their bellies puffed out, Jiang Xiao couldn’t bear to hit them.

It’s true he couldn’t bear to hit or scold them, how he missed Sun Wei, only she could rein in their unruliness.

"Jiang Xiao, please, the car is ready for you all, and I’ve also registered their hukou for you; didn’t you say you wanted to take them back to Qingshan? Perfect timing, there is a kindergarten not far from Qingshan, I’ve even paid the enrollment fee for you, you see..."

Jiang Xiao sighed, alright, it’s better not to disturb the people in the compound anymore.

Amidst the reluctant gazes from Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, the three of them finally set off in the car heading back to Qingshan.

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