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Chapter 340 - 307: Things for Self-defense

Chapter 340: Chapter 307: Things for Self-defense

At that time,

In the military district of the Blue Planet,

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi were lounging on the couch with their legs crossed, surrounded by countless junk foods and carbonated drinks.

"Burp~"

Bai Yi let out a satisfied burp, rubbing her stomach as she frowned at the live stream.

"(๑̳•3•̳๑) Bah~‧º·˚"

"Sluts! They’re all sluts, I spit!"

’Glug glug glug~glug glug glug~’

Mu Xitang downed a 2.5-liter bottle of cola in one go.

Then she stood up confidently, hands on hips, looking the part of a master.

"Who can argue with that? Ah, it’s such a pity Daddy won’t let me go in, or I’d knock each one out with a punch! Adah!"

As she spoke, she raised her eyebrows and energetically waved her little fists.

Bai Yi, lying on the couch, looked on with envy.

No wonder everyone calls her "Pink-Haired Sect Hierarch" Mu Xitang.

"You’re really amazing," Bai Yi genuinely praised.

"Right? I’ve followed Daddy into instances, fought side by side with him. I’ve been injured for him, shed blood for him!"

Bai Yi was very envious; she wished she could join Daddy in Kaidan and fight alongside.

Everyone was originally the same.

But now Mu Xitang had earned the merit badge of [Been into an instance with Jiang Xiao Yi], and Bai Yi found it hard to accept.

"Look, look, I got over six hundred million fans on the net, and you just got three hundred million. I’ve got twice as many as you!"

Bai Yi pouted, really feeling inferior to Mu Xitang this time, and turned to shout outside.

"Old Deng! Get me two boxes, no, four boxes of ice-cold cola! The extra-large bottles. I’m in a bad mood right now, not coming home sober tonight!"

The senior officer Li, who was squatting outside, frowned and hesitated but still cautiously reminded,

"You two little darlings, you’ve already drunk a lot, your little bellies are about to..."

He was sharply interrupted before he could finish.

"Quickly go get them!"

Old Li sighed.

Everything was fine when there was just one, but why did they become so rowdy together?

Maybe it’s just the mischievous nature of kids?

He was especially worried about angering the two little girls; they might go on a rampage.

Because of Jiang Xiao’s presence, they couldn’t just lock them up...

"Forget it, Jiang Xiao will be out soon anyway, let him take these two little ancestors back to Qingshan."

Seeing Old Li’s helpless figure retreating, the two inside happily high-fived each other.

"See? I told you, just act fierce, and they’ll definitely cater to our every need!"

Mu Xitang wholeheartedly nodded in agreement.

Though she had more fans than Bai Yi, she admired Bai Yi’s cunning mind.

She’d never been able to eat so many delicious snacks before because those old guys kept saying, "For your own good, don’t eat too much junk food."

But didn’t she know whether those were tasty!

As soon as Bai Yi came, she learned a harsh lesson.

...

On the way back, Jiang Xiao was still fiddling with the Compass in his hand.

He seemed to have figured out its use.

It was to find the strongest person within a 500-meter radius, excluding himself.

If the person had undergone a "gloomy" transformation, the originally white beads would turn black.

At the same time,

He also felt that he could probably take this peculiar object back to Blue Planet.

A man’s instinct!

"Jiang Xiao, how many days will you stay here?"

"Not many, by the way, do you know where else I can buy objects like the Compass?"

Jiang Xiao didn’t know whether this object was a mystic tool or not, though it probably wasn’t, but that didn’t stop him from being intensely interested in it.

What exactly was the principle behind this thing?

If you were to say that the needle sensed strengths similar to a "Super Saiyan’s aura," that didn’t seem to be it either.

Because right now, Fei Yu wasn’t nearly as active or excited as the ecstatic Fei Mi.

But no matter how strong or weak you appeared, the needle would stubbornly point to the actual strongest person.

It was quite magical.

"This sort of thing... there probably isn’t one in town; you could ask Old Wang about it or search around in the countryside for these ancient ornaments. If you’re not in a hurry to leave, Fei Mi and I can also help you ask around."

"Okay, I’ll take your advice."

Jiang Xiao wanted to bring back more valuable items in three days’ time.

Both the butcher Niu Tu and the oil seller had let him down completely—none of the valuable objects had come to light.

When everyone returned to the small suburban house, the driver was eagerly waiting.

Everyone busied themselves until everything was arranged properly.

The upcoming winter would undoubtedly be very comfortable~

"Eh, sister, why didn’t you buy anything?"

Fei Mi was flipping through toys and jewelry on the table, discovering they all belonged to her, Zhenzhen, and Aiai.

"Well, I did buy a down jacket, right?"

Everyone: ...

"No worries, we can play with puzzles and blocks. Hey, Jiang Xiao, where are you going?"

"You guys enjoy yourselves; I’ll be back before dinner."

Having said that, Jiang Xiao walked out with the compass.

"Sis, what do you think he’s doing?"

"He’s probably visiting Old Wang. He seems quite interested in these curious objects and might be looking for some clues over there."

But Fei Mi was still looking skeptically at Jiang Xiao’s retreating figure.

"I get the reasoning, but why is he carrying the compass in his left hand and our family’s boning knife in his right?"

Fei Yu: ...

"Maybe—umm, I mean, don’t worry—Jiang Xiao, as our innocent and pure darling son, it’s normal for him to carry a boning knife for self-defense when he’s out, right?"

Jiang Xiao stumbled at the door.

I hadn’t even thought that much!

Apart from you, who else treats me like a child?

....

When Old Wang saw Jiang Xiao holding the boning knife, arriving in front of his courtyard.

His heart was freaking out...

No, was I just supposed to unclog your toilet?

Plus, the trade method had been influenced by Fei Mi, so she wasn’t at a disadvantage anyhow.

Why are you staring at me like that?

"Bro! I’m not lying to you, I swear! It really is my heirloom! If I’m lying, may thunder strike me dead!"

Jiang Xiao cut him off with a stern face.

"Fine, I know you’re telling the truth. Now, I just want to ask you if you have any more items like this, or do you know where I can find similar ones?"

Ah?

Old Wang looked at Jiang Xiao with a strange expression.

He wasn’t stupid.

Since the other party had brought it up, he must know how to use his heirloom.

"Bro, did you figure it out?"

Jiang Xiao nodded, indicating that he probably understood it, but hadn’t completely figured it out yet.

Upon hearing this, Old Wang instantly felt all his organs tie up in regret.

He had tried figuring it out at home countless times secretly and never noticed anything special.

This kid took it in the midday and figured it out by afternoon?

Faced with Jiang Xiao’s question, Old Wang clearly didn’t want to answer, hesitating and hinting that he’d need some form of benefit to help.

Thinking about hiking up the price?

Jiang Xiao glanced at the boning knife in his hand, feeling that bringing this tool today wasn’t a waste after all.