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Chapter 338 - 305: Another Exhilarating Battle

Chapter 338: Chapter 305: Another Exhilarating Battle

He couldn’t talk his way out of a paper bag.

This vicious guy’s notoriety was well-known.

Just look at that corrugated iron shack shaking, who knows how intense the fight inside is.

"Hey, if it’s been a long struggle, it seems like there’s a bitter battle going on inside, Zhenzhen and Aiai, don’t wander off from here, sis, how about we bust in and lend a hand!"

’Clang~’

Just as Fei Mi was about to charge in to help, someone inside kicked the iron shack door flying off its hinges.

It was none other than Jiang Xiao, unharmed and even looking somewhat unsatisfied.

"What’s the matter?"

Seeing Fei Mi’s anxious face, Jiang Xiao asked, puzzled.

"Uh...are you done?"

"Done, phew~ That oil seller was a bit stronger than the butcher, although the situation was extremely dangerous just now, I have to say, it was one exhilarating battle."

At that moment, Jiang Xiao was like a god of war, exuding confidence even after a bloody fight.

As was her custom, Fei Yu was ready to go in for the "loot", guessing that the oil seller probably had more in the bank than Niu Tu.

When she and Fei Mi entered the iron shack, they were dumbfounded by the scene before them.

There was the oil seller, kneeling on the ground in despair, not even managing to maintain a semblance of humanity.

His body didn’t have a single spot left untouched.

His once sharp beak, which he’d taken pride in for its ability to pierce metal and stone, had been violently bent into the shape of two "S"s, winding this way and that.

Um...

And from the tear streaks on his face, it wasn’t hard to tell that the guy had just been bawled out by Jiang Xiao...

When Jiang Xiao had stepped out just now, it looked as if not even the hem of his clothes was dirty.

So this was the "exhilarating" fight he talked about, not a one-sided slaughter?

"Gosh, sis, is there actually someone else here?"

Fei Mi spotted the portly kid who had been snatched up by the oil seller at the start, and at the moment, he seemed yet to recover from the shock, instinctively shrinking back into a corner as the two women approached.

"Don’t be afraid, what happened just now? Tell us in detail, we won’t hurt you."

"Just now...just now..."

"That handsome young man came in, the oil seller tried to kill him, and then... then he got swung around like a human meteor hammer all over the place, nearly beat to death..."

"The oil seller was so pitiful, after all, according to fairness, it was that man who trespassed into the house first, and now he’s beaten up the owner instead, so he kept begging for mercy..."

"Begging for mercy, why was he still... beaten to death?" asked Fei Mi curiously.

The portly kid paused, then spoke in a strange tone.

"Because that man said,

’You start yelling at me to beat and kill as soon as you come up, you’re definitely not a good person! If I let you go today, you’ll dare to ambush me tomorrow! As the saying goes, it’s easy to dodge an open spear but hard to guard against a hidden arrow. Although I won on the surface with ease, in reality, winning wasn’t at all tiring, it was ultimately a narrow victory. Just suppose your mouth got.... got a hundred and eighty times tougher; maybe then I wouldn’t have been able to handle you.’"

"Then, to eliminate future trouble, that man ignored the oil seller’s tearful pleas and begging, and with a pair of fists, turned him gradually to death..."

A narrow victory?

Hiss?

Fei Yu and Fei Mi exchanged puzzled glances.

They had no idea what Jiang Xiao’s idea of a "narrow victory" was based on.

The two women stripped all the money from both the oil seller and the portly kid, actually finding more than thirty thousand!

Of course, almost all of the thirty thousand came from the oil seller’s private stash.

By the time the two women finished cleaning up the battlefield, Jiang Xiao had already taken Zhenzhen and Aiai out to a normal area for some lavish shopping.

...

"Hey! What use is it to buy her that? And this, a tax on stupidity! Hiss, this pile of plastic actually costs over a hundred bucks? Such a rip-off!"

"This thing isn’t good, not even as good as those fried puffed junk food, look at this, it even has carrageenan in the ingredients?"

Seeing the things Jiang Xiao had bought for Zhenzhen and Aiai, Fei Yu couldn’t help but feel distressed and started rambling again.

"Oh mom, just let them buy it if they want to. I look at their room, all empty, and what girl doesn’t have their own little toys?"

"Exactly! Brother (or little brother) is right!" x2

Zhenzhen and Aiai quickly turned into Jiang Xiao’s personal pendants, clinging on tightly to either side of him.

Aiai was still okay, looking quite mature for her age, and it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch for anyone to mistake her for Jiang Xiao’s little sister or girlfriend.

But Zhenzhen was a bit of an oddity, so tiny yet insistently calling out ’little brother’,

Uh...

Really.

Their three-person pose easily led to misunderstandings of a perverse nature.

Anyway, every customer in the supermarket who saw this strange trio couldn’t help but cast weird glances their way.

The older one calls him brother, the younger one calls him little brother...

Hisss?

Bro knows how to have fun, huh, likes to stir up contrasts, does he?

And when Fei Yu and Fei Mi appeared, and Jiang Xiao called them ’mom’, it really brought the atmosphere to a climax.

Finally.

A big guy, almost six foot five, had been trailing behind Jiang Xiao for quite a while, and he just couldn’t hold back any longer.

He stepped forward quickly, coming up in front of Jiang Xiao and cautiously asked.

"Bro, this... are they... all your sisters and moms?"

Such use of "moms" was the perfect finishing touch, drawing even more eyes their way.

"Yeah, what about it, is there a problem?"

The fact was just so.

Although there wasn’t a big difference in age, rules were rules, and the hierarchy must be respected, no confusion allowed.

After receiving confirmation, the big guy gasped!

"Bro, just wondering, you... no, that’s not it, can you teach me? I mainly want to learn the trick."

"Buzz off!"

Fei Yu sent him away harshly, could she possibly not know what kind of unnatural thoughts these perverts were harboring?

Hehehe~

She knew all too well, they were all perverse with filthy minds.

Don’t ask her how she knew so clearly, because she spent all of last night thinking about it under the covers!

It’s strange, not to mention her radiant beauty, just her top-notch long legs alone could be fatal to men, right?

But how was Jiang Xiao able to completely ignore her legs?

"Brother, this this! I want to buy this!"

A set of fairy tale princess building blocks, priced at 699.

Fei Yu could tolerate the hundred-plus toys previously, but she couldn’t stand toys approaching four figures.

"Aiai!"

"Huh?"

"How old are you? Still playing with these children’s toys? Seven hundred bucks! If we save a bit, that’s our grocery money for a whole month, how can you just spend like this?"

Indeed.

Because of Jiang Xiao’s presence, Fei Yu wasn’t short of money, and the money Jiang Xiao gave was enough for them to live a decently comfortable life, but that was all.

If they kept buying expensive toys like Aiai wanted, even twice the money Fei Yu had wouldn’t be enough to splurge like this.