I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 322 - 289: The Troubles of a Housewife

Chapter 322: Chapter 289: The Troubles of a Housewife

Hmm?

What hair are you styling?

"Xiao, you go downstairs and play with your sister, Fei Mi and I need to discuss something."

After Jiang Xiao had left, Fei Yu opened the bathroom door again. When he saw the miserable state of Old Wang inside, Fei Mi’s expression wasn’t much better than Fei Yu’s a moment ago.

"What... what happened here?"

What happened here was something Fei Yu wanted to know too!

"Old Wang, Old Wang! Stop zoning out. Tell us what happened exactly!"

Hearing the voices of the two women, Old Wang’s unfocused gaze finally sharpened.

"It’s not human... not human... that kid was not human, I’m mutilated! Wuu wuu wuu..."

Wuu wuu wuu...

Wasn’t I just here to unclog a toilet?

Don’t I just have a bit of a special fetish, with a different reward from ordinary people?

I mean, the buyer was even willing to offset the toilet repair fee with stockings and video games.

If someone’s willing to take a beating, what’s it to you?

Indeed!

I might have looked so foolish you wanted to attack me, but hadn’t we even started yet for you to cut me down with a single strike?

Everything happened so suddenly that Old Wang wasn’t even mentally prepared for how he should sit when he pees in the future.

No need to say more, anyone who has been castrated can understand how Old Wang feels right now.

Confused, helpless, at a loss, and fearful of the unknown new life ahead.

"Hey hey hey, a big man like you, stop crying, just talk. What exactly happened just now?"

You want me to repeat it?

Isn’t the physical damage you just did to me enough, now you want to insult my spirit and character a second time?

"He, he was quick, his expression cold yet somehow adorably dumb, and that... that swanky hand chop even had a whooshing sound. Honestly, personal grudges aside, that move was really cool."

Fei Yu interrupted Old Wang’s rant, "Enough, enough! Don’t put aside personal grievances. Focus! Was there no resistance?"

"How could I not have resisted?!"

Are you kidding?

In such a situation, wouldn’t any man resist with all his might?

"It’s just... the power gap was just too big. You have no idea how twisted that kid is... I didn’t even see it coming before it all fell apart."

Both women were taken aback. Although Old Wang was their henchman, his strength was undeniable.

"After it fell off, did you not think of taking revenge?"

"Of course, I wanted to! But I couldn’t beat him! When he lunged with his two big guns, I was rolling my eyes back. Punch after punch, all true damage. Why don’t you two try sparring with him?"

The two sisters immediately shook their heads in refusal. No need. His darling had been cut off; Old Wang must have fought back as hard as he could, but he was still no match for Jiang Xiao and hadn’t even caused him any significant harm.

This definitely indicated that the kid’s strength was far above Old Wang’s and even the two sisters were not confident about challenging him lightly.

"Both of you, you must help me take revenge. This hobby of mine, now it’s just..."

Watching the tearful Old Wang, the two Feis did not express their stance immediately.

Offending a currently unassessed Jiang Xiao for such a worthless old man was clearly not a wise decision.

Especially Fei Yu, who was not only unwilling to deal with Jiang Xiao but also planning to win him over. That’s why she had just asked Fei Mi to do her hair.

Seeing that the two women were unmoved, Old Wang had no choice but to grit his teeth and reveal his trump card.

"As long as you are willing to help me take this revenge, I’ll give you our old Wang family’s ancestral relic!"

Oh?

The two sisters instantly became interested.

"Wasn’t that just a rumor? You really have it?"

"Hehe, if there wasn’t some truth to it, how could the rumors have spread?"

Old Wang said through gritted teeth, having decided to go all out. His little Wang was gone, so what use was keeping that relic anymore?

"Sis, but... no matter how good the object is, we might not live to get it, that kid could take down Old Wang without a scratch, can we really do it?"

Fei Mi was a bit hesitant, she’d rather style her hair up than take this risk.

"It’s okay, dealing with him... we don’t necessarily have to do it ourselves!"

"You mean?" Fei Mi fearfully swallowed, thinking to herself how deservedly ruthless her sister was.

...

"Brother, come to my room, sister recently bought a new set of fishing nets, so many colors and styles."

The sultry Zhenzhen held Jiang Xiao’s left arm, coquettishly lifting her leg onto him.

"Brother, don’t listen to this slut, she’s up to no good, come to sister’s room, I’ll treat you to sugar-free ice cream!"

The petite and exquisite Aiai was hanging all over Jiang Xiao, continuously badmouthing her own sister.

The two glared at each other, both wanting to lure this brother (or little brother) into their own rooms.

"Zhenzhen, Aiai!"

Fei Yu, who had discussed the strategy with Fei Mi, shouted from the hallway.

"Stop bothering Jiang Xiao, with all this time to flirt, you might as well go wash the dishes! Xiao, come with little mom to buy groceries."

"Okay! So little mom, are you buying Teddy Bear biscuits for dinner?"

"No, Teddy Bear biscuits are snacks, they can’t be eaten as a main meal."

As they talked, Fei Yu had already grabbed her wallet and started counting the scant savings.

"Sigh, it’s only the 14th of the month, with half a month to go, we have to save up again, or there will be no money to buy Zhenzhen’s new shoes, hmm, but the weather is getting cooler, about the clothing..."

Jiang Xiao, not knowing when he had come behind Fei Yu, asked in a disdainful tone.

"So, does that mean our family is very poor?"

You know that, no need to twist the knife.

Fei Yu’s money-counting slender fingers stiffened, then she forced a smile.

"Yes, there are so many mouths to eat at home, if we had a few less mouths to feed, we wouldn’t have to live so tightly."

Why pour so much oil in the food?

It’s all for that damn sense of fullness, get a few bites and you’re tired of it, and the rest can be saved for the next meal, and the next.

The most expensive things in their city were meat, vegetables, and rice, while flour was a bit cheaper, and oil was inexpensive.

Vegetables and meat are expensive, but oil is not, hence, it’s a matter deeply dreadful to consider.

"If our family is very poor, then can we eat Teddy Bear biscuits tonight?"

"Because we are so poor, we can’t even afford a proper meal, so there’s no money to treat you to Teddy Bear biscuits!"

Fei Yu said irritably, thinking to herself that Old Wang was right, this kid’s way of thinking really was a bit off.

"Alright, I understand. Since that’s the case, does our family also have a 32-year mortgage unpaid?"

Fei Yu’s forced smile once again froze.

Are you just purely trying to anger people, why bring up the most painful topic?!

Search the lightnovelworld.cc website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.