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Chapter 318 - 285: Big White Rabbit Milk Stick

Chapter 318: Chapter 285: Big White Rabbit Milk Stick

At that moment, Jiang Xiao was also bewildered.

Was Old Wang seriously here just to fix the toilet?

But his posture was somewhat...

"You’re fixing the toilet, can you not be so provocative?"

Old Wang, with his back toward Jiang Xiao, had his head buried in the toilet, which unavoidably made his buttocks stick up high.

Honestly, if it was a woman in that position, it might have been okay, but Jiang Xiao believed that no straight man would want another man’s butt cheeks facing his face.

Faced with Jiang Xiao’s question, not only did Old Wang not hold back, but he even became more ostentatious.

The stuck-up buttocks didn’t retract; instead, they rhythmically trembled up and down.

Jiang Xiao: ...

I was planning to interact with you like a regular person, but since you’re acting this way, I won’t pretend either, let’s lay it all out~

"Pa pa pa pa pa..."

Old Wang was diligently fixing away when suddenly, he heard a rhythmic clapping noise from behind and curiously turned his head to look...

emm...

Dragon Country live stream: ...

Jiang Xiao: ✧*｡٩(˵ಡꇴಡ˵)و✧*

"Yeehaw, watch me slap my bare buttocks, alien-style!"

Old Wang was taken aback; he hadn’t expected the other party to display such avant-garde performance art.

Confronted with a bewildered Old Wang, Jiang Xiao turned around again and began cosplaying small animals.

"Goose box, elephant~ elephant, elephant, the woolly elephant~"

Mosaic.

The live stream could only see a bunch of mosaics.

Quite a few girls were hugely disappointed~

But such an explosive scene was rarely shown even by Jiang Xiao.

[Sigh, I envy you, Old Wang, you freak. You actually got to enjoy Jiang Xiao brother cosplaying a woolly elephant.]

[Fans, who understands? Analog Horror is biased toward Jiang Xiao. Last time, Meichuan Neiku wasn’t even censored, but now why censor our Brother Jiang Xiao, I can’t understand.]

[Envious of Old Wang, girls, I won’t say more, I need to take care of a physiological need~]

[Sorr,y ladies, I am already carrying Jiang Xiao’s just now baby (don’t fight, everyone’s conception point is different, if you can’t conceive don’t be sour [tender heart])]

[Given birth, six jins, natural, looks like Jiang Xiao.]

[Can’t you guys be a bit more subtle? Just seeing a mosaic got you all climaxed?]

[Does anyone have a screen recording? Next time a girl comments on our short videos saying we men make lewd jokes, just slap them with the screenshot from now.]

[Brilliant~]

Old Wang, bewildered for a full 30 seconds, finally snapped out of his shock.

"Okay, okay, you kid, I hadn’t realized, turns out we’re birds of a feather, nice and perky butt, quite impressive assets, hehehe."

Jiang Xiao’s face turned red, and he quickly waved his hands in modesty.

"Oh, uncle, that kind of talk can easily be misunderstood."

Yo-ho!

He can blush too?

"No misunderstanding, no misunderstanding, I think we are just perfect, definitely a great match."

A great match?

What kind of heart-racing, fierce vocabulary is that?

"Modest? Yes, indeed, I am a very modest person, Fei Yu always praise me like that, goose box."

Old Wang raised an eyebrow, thinking this guy must be an idiot.

"Little brother, let me ask you a question, do you think... or rather, do you think your uncle has any sickness?"

Jiang Xiao stroked his chin and pondered, then sized up Old Wang with a look of wisdom.

"Hey! buddy, I didn’t know, but there’s one thing you should understand, the moment you raised the question, that means there’s something troubling your mind."

Hiss?

At first listen, it seemed like Jiang Xiao answered his question, but upon deeper thought, something seemed off?

What are you playing at here?

"Little brother, let me ask you another question, I have an orchard, stealing a fruit during the day incurs a fine of 50, at night 100, if you steal one during the day and three at night, how much should you pay me?"

Hmm?

Clearly, from Jiang Xiao’s furrowed brows, it was evident that the problem was challenging, posing a huge challenge to his not-so-high IQ.

"Hmm, if we calculate it this way, you need to give me 250."

Wang Ye: ...

As expected, he really was an idiot.

"You stole my fruit, and I still have to pay you?"

"Yes, think about it, if I take a fruit, do I owe you 50 yuan?"

"Right." No doubt about that.

"So that means I owe you -50, right?"

"Yes, continue." Wang Ye wanted to see what kind of wisdom he could come up with.

"If I steal one at night, I owe you an additional 100, no problem there."

"Hmm, but you owe me three more 100s." Wang Ye hinted.

"So there you have it? I originally owed you 50 during the day, and now I owe three more 100s, so that’s [-50+100+100+100], you should now give me 250, right?"

"Eh?"

Wang Ye, puzzled, put his fingers in his mouth, looked up blankly at the sky. What kind of logic was that?

Could he truly be a math genius?

Realizing the situation, Wang Ye felt insulted by the assault on his intelligence and was even more convinced that this man was a complete fool.

A fool?

Fools are great!

What’s easier to trick than a fool in this world?

With this thought, Wang Ye’s smile grew more perverse, and he didn’t bother fixing the toilet anymore, rubbing his hands as he approached Jiang Xiao.

"Hey, little brother~ Uncle has a big White Rabbit milk candy, want to try it?"

Just as Wang Ye was revealing his true intentions, Fei Yu came upstairs.

Initially, she wanted to remind Wang Ye not to mess the guy up too much, but it seemed she came too early, the show hadn’t even started, so she waited quietly in the second-floor hallway.

"Sure, sure, I like milk candy!"

That’s good~

"Slurp!"

Wang Ye swallowed his saliva, ready to show Jiang Xiao what disgrace felt like!

Unsaid things aside, having been in this circle for so long, it was Wang Ye’s first time encountering someone as premium as Jiang Xiao.

Handsome, with abs, a good figure, and also dim-witted.

"Ahem, inside, don’t go too hard, we still need him." Fei Yu reminded from outside the bathroom door.

"Okay, got it!" x2

Hmm?

Wang Ye was taken aback, she’s telling me to be gentle, why are you agreeing?

"Kid, turn around!"

"Why?"

"Heh, don’t you want to try Uncle’s big White Rabbit milk candy?"

In just an instant, Wang Ye felt the aura of the fool before him change.

Although still giving off a not-so-smart vibe.

But from pure foolishness before, there was now an indescribable... chill?

"I told you to turn around, can’t you hear?" Wang Ye’s voice clearly took on a somewhat threatening tone.

Why hasn’t it started inside?

Fei Yu found it strange, Wang Ye was usually not a dawdler.

"Yoho! Amalia Tower!! Thick gifts thank special fuck squid! No no no... please, giao!!"

Hmm~

Has it started?

Hearing the changed screams coming from inside, Fei Mi nodded her head, that’s more like it.

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