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Chapter 315 - 282: Uncle Wang Arrives

Chapter 315: Chapter 282: Uncle Wang Arrives

A mouthful of rice went down, and Zhenzhen’s face was splattered with oil spots.

There was nothing to be done, the dish was simply too greasy, but these two adults and two children clearly enjoyed it.

During Saint Time, Song Xia felt an inner serenity reminiscent of a Banished Immortal.

Black stockings, white stockings, what of it?

A hundred years later, everyone would still be just a handful of bones, and if cremation was practiced in this world, there wouldn’t even be bones left.

Thinking of this, Song Xia even felt like he had ’achieved enlightenment’, with a layer of sacred halo seemingly shrouding his face.

...

"You’re not eating? Oh, how can that be? Brother Jiang Xiao, just have a bite~"

Fishnet Zhenzhen was coquettishly draped over Jiang Xiao’s lap.

emm...

For some reason, every time people saw this spicy older sister, Zhen, calling the Chosen One "brother", everyone felt an odd sensation, a stark contrast.

The one-meter-five Aiai calling the Chosen One "little brother" was for the same reason.

"I think the food made by little mom is identical to what Nini’s mom makes."

Hmm?

The beautiful woman saw Jiang Xiao being so naughty, her smile also tightened.

She kicked off her slippers directly and changed to a cross-legged posture on her chair while staring at Jiang Xiao, her toes still wriggling.

"Oh? Nini’s mom? Who is she? Does the food she makes taste as good as what little mom makes?"

Jiang Xiao pondered and replied, "Just like what you make; rich, intense, complex flavors..."

The bare-legged little mom: ...

"If you don’t eat, then you must go grocery shopping with little mom this afternoon."

With which little mom?

Jiang Xiao glanced at the upgraded version of Nini’s mom, then looked at the upgraded version of Fei Ling’s mom.

"Geez... geez... this is so embarrassing yet such a joyous occasion."

"Don’t you mean a cause for celebration?" The white-stockinged sister Aiai next to him corrected her own brother’s grammatical mistake.

Envy was a word nobody felt like using anymore.

[Could this actually be a welfare round?]

[Is it possible Kaidan saw us leading such oppressive lives, so they created a relaxed version of Kaidan?]

[Hehe, keep fantasizing guys, but anyone with a brain can see something’s not right, right?]

That Jiang Xiao was pampered was one thing, after all, his looks and physique passed muster.

But why would a short-statured Song Xia receive the affection of beautiful women?

Just by sitting there, a sneaky aura seemed to spill out of the screen.

And what’s the deal with grocery shopping?

According to the rules, there was no hint about grocery shopping.

A hidden plot?

Only triggered if the Chosen One doesn’t eat?

Highlight that, make a note.

If Jiang Xiao can get some important news or good stuff on his grocery shopping trip, nothing could be better.

It might hint that his own Chosen One can imitate and benefit too.

But if something dangerous or mortal happens during grocery shopping,

It could also hint to his own Chosen One to eat on time and be a good baby.

’dong dong dong~’

Just then, someone knocked on the door.

"Hehehe, is anyone home? Is Fei Mi around, I’m here."

Fei Mi?

The black-stockinged little mom chuckled softly, slipped her high heels back on, and told everyone,

"I called him, it’s the neighbor Wang Ye. The bathroom upstairs is clogged, I asked him to come and help me clear it."

Jiang Xiao wasn’t sure if it was his imagination, but he felt as if the young widow grazed him as she passed behind him.

It wasn’t a casual brush, but rather one with a clear, deliberate, superior graze...

"Coming, coming~"

Black-stockinged little mom Fei Mi hurried to the door to let the person in.

Wang Ye: (๑¯ิٹ¯ิ)‎

"Hehehe, I hope I’m not too late?"

Wang Ye was a forty-something old uncle, with a puffy face, a potbelly, and a nearly bald head.

Upon entering, he ogled the girls non-stop with lecherous eyes.

If eyeballs could fly, Jiang Xiao felt that Old Wang’s eyeballs would have popped out already.

Old Wang: (ɔ◞ิ3◟ิ)ᵒ̴̶

"Little Ai, Little Zhen, Uncle especially brought you White Rabbit Creamy Candy, do you two want..."

"Enough!"

Bare-legged Mom interrupted Old Wang’s sleazy action.

"Just fix the toilet and do it quickly, the bathroom is upstairs, not downstairs!"

Being scolded didn’t seem to bother Old Wang, who even jested with Bare-legged Mom, cheerfully saying,

"Little Fei Yu, Uncle Wang has watched you grow up, you should be more polite when you speak, haha, alright, Fei Mi, are you taking me up, or..."

Old Wang raised his eyebrows at Fei Yu, while he also reached out his chubby hand to comb through his few strands of hair.

"I’ll go, I’m not eating anyway."

Jiang Xiao volunteered to lead the way, standing up with a sense of duty.

"You?"

Old Wang furrowed his brows.

"You little rascal..."

Seeming to have thought of something, a chrysanthemum-like smile bloomed on Old Wang’s face.

"Hehehe, you lad look about seventy to eighty percent like Fei Ling, well, that’s fine, lead the way."

The two moms exchanged looks and finally nodded their heads.

Since the kid volunteered, it saved them the trouble.

"Let’s go, Uncle Wang."

For some reason, seeing Jiang Xiao’s radiant smile, a chill ran down Old Wang’s spine.

Could it be a trick?

Hmph, what could you possibly trick me with?

Your family has been oppressed by me for so long, if you had any tricks, you would have used them already!

(΄◞ิ⥎◟ิ) "You lad, do you know how I unclog it?" Old Wang laughed sleazily.

୧(๑⌒ㅂ⌒) "Hmm, haha, I didn’t know before, but I’ll learn very soon." Jiang Xiao laughed brightly.

"Hehe, correct answer, you’ll know soon how Uncle does it!"

"Haha, it doesn’t matter how you do it, today your Grandpa Jiang will make you understand."

Insulting me?

But what the kid said made sense.

This young and supple one with abs, I’ll indeed understand.

Fine, insult away, I hope you can still laugh when facing the Overlord Spear of my Wang family later.

The two were thus mutually "courteous" as they went upstairs.

Zhenzhen and Aiai sneered.

"Mom, isn’t this loser going to last only one episode? I haven’t had the chance to ’harvest yang energy’ yet."

"As if you’re capable!" Fei Mi frowned, somewhat indignant, "This handsome guy, I haven’t even had the chance to ’harvest’ yet."

Fei Yu nodded in agreement, she had just had the same idea.

"Too bad, to let Old Wang, that old lecher, take the lead, he really isn’t picky."

Seeing the two moms dead set on Jiang Xiao, Zhenzhen and Aiai sighed with longing.

Ah, are we going to have to settle for Mom’s leftovers again?

Just hoping Uncle Wang is gentle, don’t make it so we can’t handle it.

...

"What?!"

Song Xia abruptly stood up from his seat, his face turning purple.

"You’re taking him upstairs to unclog the toilet?!"

"Yeah, the thing is broken, I can’t just not use it, right?"

Fei Yu shrugged her jade shoulders, suggesting that there was nothing else to do~

"I... no, he... ouch, I don’t accept this!"

Damn it!

I sure don’t have a fetish for being NTR’d!

This greasy, sleazy uncle actually wants to take my mom upstairs to unclog the toilet?

Song Xia could guess how the plot would unfold just by sitting on his butt, just like the two-hour-thirteen-minute-and-forty-two-second film!

Old Wang looked at Song Xia, who seemed as if he had eaten something disgusting, and smiled slightly.

"Hehe, I see Song Xia little brother seems to share a certain quality with me, how about... we three go up and fix it together?"

Hmm?