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Chapter 313 - 280: Is This Rule Proper?

Chapter 313: Chapter 280: Is This Rule Proper?

As for the rules, they were conspicuously placed on the living room coffee table.

The only thing commendable about this Kaidan was its openness about the rules.

Yes, they put them right out in the open.

Not like some other families, always hiding them...

"Of course, seeing the rules is one thing, clearing the game whether you know the rules or not is another matter."

The above statement was regarded as an ultimate truth even Aristotle would admire, for it was a truth Jiang Xiao had discovered through repeated practical tests.

He picked up the note, which contained mom’s exhortations and some warnings.

Mom’s words:

Baby, mom is going away for a trip. Make sure to behave when you and your two aunts and sisters are home.

Handle any problems when mom gets back, make sure to eat on time, sleep early, wake early, and pay attention to personal hygiene.

Below are the specific warnings.

"Rule One: You are a posthumous child."

Huh?

Is this Kaidan freaking starting by cursing?

Even someone as thick-skinned as Jiang Xiao felt insulted.

The more sensitive-minded were purple with anger upon reading the first rule.

(ps: Just to mention, ’posthumous child’ means the dad died before the child was born, not the mom. Initially thought it was the mom who died; good thing I did a Baidu search.)

"Rule Two: Your mom is away on a trip, and the two aunts staying at home are taking care of you."

"Rule Three: You have an elder sister and a younger sister who sometimes are not very nice at night."

"Rule Four: Uncle Wang from next door will occasionally come over to help your family with tasks including, but not limited to (unclogging the toilet) (clearing the drainpipe) (fixing the air conditioner)."

"Rule Five: Aunt is a very authoritative person, everyone in the house has to listen to her when Uncle Wang isn’t encountered."

"Rule Six: Do not be curious about any noise coming from aunt’s room during the night."

"Rule Seven: Do not let your sister and aunt eat things like sausages or soy milk."

"Rule Eight: There is a shortage of food at home; resolving this issue will greatly improve their mood and even earn you rewards."

"Rule Nine: One aunt wears black stockings, the other doesn’t wear socks, sister wears white stockings, and younger sister wears random fishnet stockings—pay attention to distinguish them."

"Survival requirement: Survive five days."

Oh?

(°ー°〃)

A look of confusion.

Oh~

(΄◞ิꇴ◟ิ‵)

A slightly uneasy second glance.

Yoshi~

༽΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵༼

The third look was outright twisted...

Of course.

The real expert... had already become twisted just from the first rule.

Welfare office, this is totally a welfare office haha!

Nine rules seemed like a lot, but none appeared fatal?

For example, Song Xia from the Sakura event, who was already wagging her tongue, pumping herself up.

"Yoshi! Song Xia, you can definitely do it; four people, just take down one for a first kill and it’s all worth it! Cheer up, don’t let your name down, go for it!"

Many heroes and warriors were all gearing up to have a serious go at this Kaidan!

The kind that involves rolling up their sleeves and getting down to business!

Let these aunts see what being a real man is all about!

As for those early-to-bed, early-to-rise bullshit mom nagged about on the note, fuck that.

Jiang Xiao had proved more than once with his actions.

Following the rules might not keep you alive, but carving out a new path, making some abstract moves might not get you killed either.

Just like Xiaoya, she was the most successful imitator of Jiang Xiao.

Her handling of that situation with Old Sun was already showing traces of Jiang Xiao holding the "Loli Machine Gun", too bad she’s gone.

Otherwise, she’d surely be the only player after Jiang Xiao to raise the banner of the abstract school...

Jiang Xiao was done reading.

Hmm, he had his own unique perspective towards these rules.

This is certainly it!

Just don’t know if I can manage bringing out some more expensive stuff, and it would be even better if there were any unusual gadgets.

A real man should pursue a career—men shouldn’t lose their desire to earn money.

’Swoosh~’

The kitchen door opened, and a woman in an ultra-short skirt whose legs were even longer than Jiang Xiao’s tenderly spoke to him.

"Jiang Xiao, it’s time to eat. Go and call Zhenzhen and Aiai."

Zhenzhen... Aiai?

Do I also have a sister or a younger sister wandering outside named Lianlian?

Thinking this, Jiang Xiao was already walking towards two of the three rooms on the first floor.

No need to worry about knocking on the wrong door.

Because one pink door had "Sexy Big Sister Zhenzhen" on it, and the door across from hers was blue with "Youthful Cute Sister Aiai" on it.

Who’s the elder sister and who’s the younger sister was clear at a glance~

"Zhenzhen, time to eat."

Tsk, why does saying this feel a bit awkward?

Upon careful thought, calling someone "Sister" alone seemed to be unprecedented.

The person inside seemed quite happy and immediately agreed.

"Hey! Brother, don’t rush. Sister Zhen is coming~"

The door opened, and a tall girl clad in ultra-short denim shorts and a black crop top that bared her midriff stepped out.

She wore slippers on her feet and enticing fishnet stockings on her legs. Her tall, sexy figure combined with her confident expression exuded a strong presence.

She looked just like a big sister!

Given her height, she was only a head shorter than Jiang Xiao.

Eh?

Yellow slippers with fishnets?

As everyone knows, the rule says that the one wearing fishnets is the younger sister.

Hiss?

As a younger sister, why does your door have "Sexy Big Sister Zhenzhen" on it?

’Click~’

The door opposite also opened.

A petite girl whose height barely reached Jiang Xiao’s waist, with big eyes and a pouting mouth, came out.

"Little brother, how can you even mistake your sister? Sister is very unhappy."

Jiang Xiao looked at this "Sister."

She wore a soft white dress, princess shoes, and thigh-high white cotton socks, her slightly upset face making her look exactly like the girl next door.

Especially with those teary, big eyes that hinted at vulnerability beneath, it was impossible not to want to protect her.

In conclusion, this Aiai definitely was a real cutie.

Wait, she’s the elder sister...

So the 175 cm tall, fiery fishnet-wearing big sister is the younger sister.

And the 150 cm tall, cute white-dress-wearing loli is the elder sister, huh?

Contrasts, they’re everywhere?

"Sister, Amei, little mom is calling us to eat."

At dinner time, Sister Aiai snorted coldly but didn’t dwell on it too much.

Meanwhile, food had already been served in the kitchen.

Not very expensive, but very oily.

Super oily version of braised eggplant and three earthy treasures, the oil had overflowed the eggplants.

Fried lotus root patties, uh, the oil layer on top was probably a centimeter thick.

Even the youthful tofu soup had an extremely thick layer of old butter floating on top.

The staple was deep-fried flatbread; truly, you didn’t even need to pick it up to see the oil flowing out in the dish.

Honestly, seeing these dishes when you’re not very hungry would definitely be enough to fill you up.

"Last dish, dry-fried green beans, coming right up!"

All dishes ready!

Jiang Xiao’s face remained expressionless, wondering if he could just not eat.

There probably wasn’t any poison, but he feared he might be killed by the oil...

Just then, a beautiful woman in a silk robe, adorned with delicate black silk, gracefully walked down from upstairs.

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