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Chapter 295 - 262: Florida Does Not Foster the Idle

Chapter 295: Chapter 262: Florida Does Not Foster the Idle

Qin Shou also had no choice but to admit it, right?

Back when he was relentlessly promoting to Old Sun, Jiang Xiao witnessed it all.

And at Wuliang Hospital,

Qin Shou and Niu Wuliang had the tightest bond.

Because one was greedy for money and the other liked to scam people with fake drugs.

One schemed for wealth and the other endangered lives.

The two were indeed a perfect match, seamlessly collaborating.

They nearly swore a blood oath to become sworn brothers from different mothers.

As for the others, the two of them didn’t know much, actually.

Anyway, everyone must have had their own tasks.

"Uh, Mr. Minotaur Hospital Director, I didn’t mean anything by it, just figured, huh, the ’tasks’ you guys talk about, seem to be based on personal hobbies, right?"

Hobbies?

Now that Jiang Xiao mentioned it, that did seem true.

Suddenly, as if hit by enlightenment, the director burst into tears.

"Wow! That bitch! Zhao Rou, that bitch! I knew it, I should have seen it coming! That vixen! Wuu wuu wuu..."

He wasn’t a fool.

From Jiang Xiao’s words, he figured it out immediately.

If leaving the hospital depended on one’s "personal hobbies",

then his wife’s hobby... it might not be just "daily repetitiveness," her hobby could very likely involve cuckolding him!

Like, maybe leaving the hospital after putting on 5000 cuckolds?

After all, if it were daily repetitiveness, the director’s body wasn’t quite useless yet...

"Zhao Rou! I’m gonna @#￥%&*@! Wuu wuu wuu..."

Seeing Niu Wuliang’s face of despair dripping with tears, Jiang Xiao patted his shoulder.

"Bro, just save yourself the grief, consider you’re just like the south bank of the river."

Director: "Huh?"

"Because ’the spring breeze greens again the river’s southern bank,’ and each year the south bank gets greened a few times."

Director: "?"

I think if you can’t comfort people, just shut up; no need to push yourself.

So, in this hospital, some plot for wealth, some endanger lives, and some enjoy cuckolding their husbands.

That chef’s hobby is pretty hard to guess, like maybe making 5000 servings of fried eggs with rice or stir-fried pork with chili peppers?

Some people’s hobby is cooking; having such tasks isn’t strange.

Hmm?

Jiang Xiao turned back, staring at Yang Tao who had remained silent.

What about his task?

"I’m, I’m not a bad person, I just... I just hope to be trained..."

Everyone: ...

Uh, ahem!

Honestly, respecting personal hobbies, since they are in this profession, having such unusual hobbies... is also acceptable!

After saying so, Yang Tao’s face turned as red as if blood were about to drip.

She might be quite kinky, but fundamentally she was still a woman who valued face.

After speaking, she immediately covered her face and ran out of the director’s office.

Qin Shou and Niu Wuliang, rubbing their chins, watched Yang Tao’s retreating figure and commented.

"Ah, the youngsters these days, what’s there to hide about such hobbies? We’ve seen plenty of that in our hospital, like that time with bowling?"

"And some used branches..."

"Tsk, I think the chili sauce incident was more intense."

"Director, if you’re gonna mention that, then I can’t help but bring up last year’s woman who stuffed an entire Christmas tree, argh!"

Jiang Xiao: ...

Are all tastes this wild?

"Mind if I ask, which state does this hospital belong to?"

"Florida!" they both said in unison.

As everyone knows, Florida harbors no idle people.

"Ah!"

Suddenly, a scream echoed through the corridor.

Not good!

Jiang Xiao’s figure flickered as he immediately left the director’s office!

And Yang Tao, who had just left the director’s office, now lay on the ground, a large pool of blood beneath her.

Fuck!

The scene before Jiang Xiao utterly exceeded his comprehension.

Who would attack Yang Tao?

Shouldn’t the biggest bosses be the director or the doctors?

Hearing the noise outside, both Qin Shou and Niu Wuliang came out too.

Oh!

Seeing Yang Tao collapsed on the ground, both men were taken aback, clearly, this matter had nothing to do with them.

Qin Shou quickly approached and checked Yang Tao’s pulse and heartbeat.

"Quick, quick, quick! Take her straight to the operating room! She can be saved!"

She wasn’t dead yet!

...

Because of Jiang Xiao, even the hospital director personally took part in the emergency.

Two hours later, at one in the morning, the surgery was over.

"Bro, she’s okay now, but she’s injured in the head and hasn’t shown signs of waking up yet, uh, perhaps she’s just sleeping deeply because I pushed a little too much anesthesia earlier."

Qin Shou rubbed his sore nose bridge, feeling somewhat dizzy.

Speaking in good conscience, this was his first time handling a surgery so seriously since he had joined Wuliang Hospital.

Jiang Xiao couldn’t wait until tomorrow.

He had to leave the hospital tomorrow and, to avoid leaving any dangers behind, he had to find the person who stabbed him in the back.

"No worries, I’ll just ask a few questions. It won’t take too long, plus... I plan to stay the night."

"Stay the night?" Qin Shou removed his surgical gloves and asked doubtfully, "You don’t think the attacker will come back, do you?"

"Of course!"

Jiang Xiao said confidently.

"People who often kill know that if an assassination attempt fails, they’re plunged into an uncomfortable and anxious state of mind. They might become angry out of shame and do something stupid."

Qin Shou: ?

Niu Wuliang: ?

Alright. Since Jiang Xiao said so, Qin Shou and Niu Wuliang didn’t say anything further.

They only informed him that if Yang Tao awoke, to try not to disturb her rest and then left first.

As soon as Jiang Xiao entered the room, he noticed Yang Tao staring at him with big eyes.

"Awake?"

"Uh, I was just too lazy to open my eyes, feeling a bit tired, oof... my head feels so heavy..."

emm...

Jiang Xiao didn’t respond to Yang Tao’s comments. If nothing unexpected occurred, the back of this pretty sister’s head might end up a bit deformed.

"Who was the assailant? Did you see his face?"

Yang Tao shook her head.

She explained that she had just stepped out the door when she felt a nasty breeze hit her...

The next thing she knew, she was here.

"Ah, you really are a useless thing."

Yang Tao: ???

Though I’m useless, I’m a patient right now, can’t you speak without hurting my feelings?

"Speaking of which, I have a question for you."

"Hmm, go ahead."

"Why are you so fragile?"

Yang Tao: ???

"Don’t misunderstand, I mean, others are quite resilient, like the bald chef and Qin Shou’s transformations just now."

Yang Tao: ...

"Not many people are like that, I just can’t handle it. I... I just want to leave this creepy hospital."

In the end, Yang Tao sighed sadly. She was merely hospitalized for a fever, but little did she know that such a thing would happen.

"Snap!"

Jiang Xiao suddenly turned off the room’s light.

"Ow! What are you doing! Don’t turn off the light..."

"Shh..."

Jiang Xiao stopped Yang Tao from speaking further, while he himself moved behind the door.

The smell of blood...

Extremely intense!

He indeed came.

He even arrived faster than Jiang Xiao had anticipated!

The source of the blood smell was probably from either Qin Shou or Niu Wuliang who had just left?

"Brother, I’m scared, you... you can definitely protect me, right?"

Upon hearing Jiang Xiao mention the smell of blood outside, Yang Tao had already covered herself with the blanket like an ostrich.

"Heh... heh heh..."

The assailant was in the hallway, showing no signs of leaving.

Although Niu Wuliang and Qin Shou were single-handedly defeated by Jiang Xiao, it wasn’t right to say they were weak.

That the two of them were taken down without making a sound indicated that the attacker’s ability was definitely not to be underestimated.

However...

Jiang Xiao flicked his wrist, and a finely crafted hammer slid from his sleeve into his palm.

Confucius says: With a hammer in hand, I have the world!