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Chapter 286 - 253: The Bizarre Father... Cunning Father?

Chapter 286: Chapter 253: The Bizarre Father... Cunning Father?

"Talk about it another day?"

Yang Tao’s face darkened.

What’s that supposed to mean?

Are you saying you’re too good for me?

Thinking of finding someone else?

"Don’t you underestimate me, you’ve got no one else to turn to today! I’ve set my sights on you!"

After speaking, she executed a scissors leg move to tightly clamp down on Jiang Xiao, leaving him completely immobilized.

A rich dude, a bit dense, a wealthy bro, and he’s even handsome...

If I don’t cling to a guy like this, then I’m totally wasting my superior courtesan skills!

Jiang Xiao: ...

Dragon Country live stream room: ???

[So wild, so awesome, Miss Cai Hua...]

[But I like it! Goose box, goose box box...]

[You live and learn, the ancients really didn’t deceive me!]

[Shh... haven’t you guys noticed that Sanyi Caihua’s long legs are wrapped around God Jiang’s waist? This posture is seriously the death of me!]

[Why does it seem like Yang Tao’s gotten taller after lying down? Those legs are ridiculously long! Even longer than Rong Feilong’s life, the guy I met at Tang Estate!]

[You could be anyone, but you’re definitely not that Rong Feilong from Tang Estate.]

[The legs are indeed fine, but Miss Cai Hua’s assets in front... gulp~ are clearly more magnificent~]

Hm?

Jiang Xiao furrowed his brow.

Through touch, he could tell that Yang Tao was actually wearing socks...

"Rip!"

Jiang Xiao went ahead and tugged off Yang Tao’s white canvas socks.

Beneath him, Sanyi Caihua, or rather, Yang Tao’s face reddened.

She became even more convinced that this rich guy probably fancied her.

And... maybe he had a thing for feet?

Since the sugar daddy likes it.

Then Yang Tao certainly saw no reason not to indulge him.

"Do you like them?"

Yang Tao gave a sultry look, and as she spoke, a pair of prison guards began to fidget restlessly on Jiang Xiao’s back.

[Oh! What kind of messed-up move is that, hey!]

[I can’t take it anymore, bro’s about to lose it.]

[Sniper? Where’s the sniper? Screenshot master, where are you? Post the picture!]

[Where’s Naruto Uzumaki’s brother? Isn’t he going to say something?]

Vortex Mouth:

[Heh heh heh, just three or five seconds later, everything becomes tasteless.]

[???]

[Bro? You can’t be... you’re way too fast, aren’t you?!]

Vortex Mouth:

[Oh, please. Ever since I got hooked on God Jiang’s live stream, my vitality’s been on the decline every day.]

[Tsk, besides the increasingly short duration, there’s another issue I’d like to consult everyone about.]

[Oh? I never thought the day would come when the great Vortex would seek advice from others.]

Vortex Mouth:

[Uh, it’s not for me, I’m asking for a friend, ’The friendship of a gentleman is insipid as water,’ how should that be remedied?]

Hmm?

What?

The comments paused, not immediately catching on to Vortex Mouth’s meaning.

Vortex Mouth:

[Uh, no one knows? Like, how do you deal with ’The glue of a gentleman is insipid as water’?]

Everyone: ?!!

That’s ’glue’ not ’friendship’!

Vortex Mouth:

[Also, stop calling me Naruto Uzumaki’s brother next time, I plan to visit the Quanzhen Sect to recuperate my health, and I’ve already thought of a Taoist name for myself, Chang Shouchong.]

Everyone: ???

What kind of Shouchong?

[Stop, stop, stop! Don’t screw around too much, if you get God Jiang’s live stream room shut down, none of us will have anything to watch!]

By this time, the Sanyi Caihua in the picture, ah no, Yang Tao in the picture had already reached a state of bliss.

Just using a pair of scissors legs, her cheeks had already flushed with a rosy glow.

Let’s just state the facts.

Some say Jiang Xiao is bad, some say he’s got a screw loose, and others even say he’s the reincarnation of a grand enigmatic cycle.

But nobody has ever claimed Jiang Xiao’s looks have any flaws, right?

Sure, it might be an exaggeration to say his appearance is one in ten thousand, but he’s definitely exceptional.

Especially after a few physical enhancements from the Kaidan, Jiang Xiao’s whole aura has become unearthly.

Cough, of course, that’s provided you overlook his not-so-bright gaze.

By this time, Yang Tao could hardly stand it.

Given her less-than-reputable line of work, her needs were naturally a billion times higher than average people’s.

And then there was the occasional teasing from Nohara Shinzou throughout the day...

"Big sis, stop, take a break, don’t clasp so tight, this kind of thing absolutely must not be rushed!"

"Oh? It must not be rushed?"

Yang Tao stuck out her bright red tongue and licked her upper lip.

"No worries, then I can switch to a quick-service convenience mode, where we all save some time and wrap things up quickly."

Hmm?

[...]

[A generous gift thanks! Is this idiom a proper version?]

[What, is there an improper version?]

The more Jiang Xiao struggled, the less Yang Tao was willing to let him go.

Finally!

Yang Tao’s body stiffened suddenly, and tears uncontrollably streamed down her eyes...

"You...I...hiss..."

She didn’t even have the energy to utter a complete sentence.

Live stream: ...

Military compound.

Little pink-haired Mu Xitang was angrily slamming the table.

On purpose?

Dad was definitely doing it on purpose!

He clearly had the strength to break free easily but let that flirty woman get her way!

It’s infuriating!

"The ultimate humiliation! As my extremely cunning and powerful father, he was actually restrained by a woman!"

The several old generals watching alongside her kept their heads down, not daring to make a sound.

Mu Xitang’s cowlick stood up in anger.

Clearly, she was very upset.

The old generals exchanged glances and then decided to push the unfortunate Dr. Sun out to try persuading her.

"Uh, little pink, don’t be so angry, maybe Jiang Xiao just forgot for a moment how powerful he is, because his brain isn’t right, you know that, and it’s normal for him to forget things..."

Mu Xitang was taken aback.

"That’s logically sound..."

"But just because my dad has a screw loose doesn’t justify him messing around, right? He is my super cunning and powerful father, after all!"

Okay~

This girl’s bragging non-stop about how powerful she is...

She clearly wants everyone to butter her up, right?

General Li was the first to chime in with flattery.

"Yes, yes, yes, our little pink is the most cunning, but even though you’re powerful and both brave and wise, Jiang Xiao is just a thoughtless brute, he can’t compare to you!"

General Wang followed suit.

"That’s right, our little pink is like a reincarnated martial star, and also the most powerful spirit in Kaidan! What’s Jiang Xiao compared to that? Naturally, he can’t match up to you, it’s understandable!"

Dr. Sun nodded and continued.

"If we go by that logic, little pink hair is a spirit, so Jiang Xiao, being her father, shouldn’t he be called..."

"Spirit Dad?"

The atmosphere in the room froze instantly.

This...

This damn...

"Slap!"

Mu Xitang happily slammed the table again, even the cowlick on her head bouncing with excitement.

"Good! Exactly, Spirit Dad! I’ll tell daddy about the new nickname I’ve given him when he gets out, thank you, Dr. Sun, people who read a lot really are cultured, they’re great at naming, wow!"

Damn it!

All the generals shivered in shock.

Dr. Sun, who was "cultured and good at naming", suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Crap, he’d blurted out those two words in a moment of slip-up.

Little pink hair was going to tell her dad?

It was all over now, totally botched...

The old men quickly started to persuade her.

"Miss, revered ancestor, this won’t do, such a nickname is utterly inappropriate!"

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