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Chapter 281 - 248 Drill

Chapter 281: Chapter 248 Drill

"Shinjiro bro, I, we might not be talking about the same system..."

Yang Tao hesitated for a long time, honestly not knowing how to stand at military attention.

"What’s all this nonsense! I’m just asking you, have you ever practiced standing at attention?"

"Yes..."

"Have you undergone professional training!"

"That’s not wrong either..."

"Then stand at attention properly for me! Don’t act all foxy and flirtatious!"

Crap!

"Little brother Shinjiro..."

"Shut up! I am not that stupid kid, call me Commander Li! Otherwise, watch out I’ll drill you to death!"

Li Yunlong simply couldn’t stand Shinjiro’s antics and couldn’t help but jump in.

Oh?

Drill me to death?

Yang Tao’s eyes lit up.

Being drilled was her strong suit!

"Alright, alright, then drill me to death, I really mean it—professional and related, I really don’t know how to stand at military attention!"

Huh?

You want to be drilled?

Jiang Xiao touched his head, puzzled as to why anyone would make such a request.

"Fine then, start with two hundred push-ups, three hundred sit-ups, uh, and finish with five hundred high-knees in place, begin!"

Yang Tao: ???

No way, man, are you seriously going to drill me?

I give you a chance for some free action, and you don’t take it!

"Commander, can we, can we switch it up a bit..."

"Then stand at attention, and let me see if you’re as professional as you claim!"

Jiang Xiao was adamant today about Yang Tao standing at military attention.

Left with no choice, the latter did her best to stand in what she believed to be a very standard pose.

Legs crossed slightly.

Hands placed on the left hip.

Chest puffed out a little, hips engaged slightly, showcasing her beautiful figure thoroughly.

All the while, she faced Jiang Xiao with a look that was three parts shy, three parts innocent, three parts gluttonous, and one part excited.

Damn it!

Jiang Xiao’s temper flared in an instant!

"I ask you to stand at attention, and you’re flirting with me like this? What kind of behavior is this!"

Heck!

Is this considered flirting?!

Before Yang Tao could speak up, people in the livestream room started protesting on her behalf.

"With Yang Tao’s looks, I give nine points! I’d pay 500 for that!"

"500 for a session? You think you can score high-end talent like her for just five hundred?"

"Tsk, I’ve been around, and someone like Yang Tao could dominate even in international luxurious clubs—top-notch in appearance, skin, figure, and temperament."

"Exactly, to be honest, someone like her, with the right development, she’d be out of reach for us common folks. She’d be serving big bosses or celebrities."

"Tsk, with that said, Yang Tao really was gifted a meal ticket by the heavens..."

The hell is this ’gifted a meal ticket by the heavens’?!

Doesn’t that phrase sound a bit wrong here?

"But Jiang is quite something too, facing such a woman and still being able to maintain his composure?"

Some chosen ones from various countries already faced their first round of deaths.

They all died at Yang Tao’s hands.

No help for it, these guys were not only ugly but also broke.

Still, they had to try and hit on Yang Tao with their big, shameless faces.

Those who were comparatively restrained were better off, after all, Yang Tao was in this line of work, she had a higher tolerance.

But for those without a sense of boundaries, well, they could only be embarrassed...

Meanwhile, Yang Tao’s method of killing was also worth noting.

Her talent was similar to that of Sun Wei, both could transform their hands into knives.

But Yang Tao was much crueler.

After transforming her hands into knives, she liked to slice directly through the chosen ones’ foreheads.

Anyone who frequently ate brains would understand.

This needs to be eaten while it’s hot.

...

Sit-ups and standing at attention...

And in the end, you still call yourself sassy?

Yang Tao chose to throw in the towel and quit.

"Bro, to be honest with you, I’m done with this job. I can’t take care of you, sir—find someone else!"

It was downright perverted!

Yang Tao knew that rich folks had peculiar tastes; all kinds of play were out there. Not that she’d tried them all, but she heard about some weird methods from her peers.

But being asked to call someone "commander" and to stand at attention—this was a first.

Truly bizarre~

"Hey~ don’t go! Big Sister Yang Tao, I didn’t mean it just now."

Seeing that the high-end version of Sanyi Caihua got mad, Nohara Shinzou was so flustered he even knocked down Li Yunlong!

This took all the personalities, except for Bo’er sister, by surprise.

Got to admit, Shinjiro’s pretty bold~

"Forget it, it doesn’t matter what you want to do, I’m not serving you anymore!"

"Ah! Are you closing shop for today?"

"Hiss... what’s with you..."

Yang Tao felt like her brain was breaking.

"Big Sister, when you’re mad, you look just like Miyazawa Rie, you know? If it’s too tough for you, how about I treat you to some tea after lunch?"

Taking a deep breath, Yang Tao tried to calm herself down.

"You mean afternoon tea, right?"

"Yeah, yeah, that’s right! And then we can have some teddy bear biscuits together, watch Donggan Superman, and at night we’ll draw ’Chubby Zuo Weimen’ comics~"

The kid’s actually flirting with me~

Yang Tao couldn’t help but smile ruefully; the fool was, at times, quite charming.

Of course, the main attraction was his good looks and wealth.

Yang Tao’s two fatal criteria for men were perfectly met by Jiang Xiao.

"First, let’s get one thing straight: you can’t make me call you ’commander’, nor can you make me do any sit-ups or stand at attention."

"Aw, relax, Big Sister, I wouldn’t dream of making you work so hard."

Good.

"Alright, then shall we head to the cafeteria for lunch? My treat!"

"Big Sister, you’re so generous."

"You mean ’generous,’ right?"

"Right, and I can also make ’sea tyrant porridge’; want to try it?"

"’Sea tyrant porridge’? What’s that?"

"It’s a special snack that ’Rogue Boss’ taught me to make. Wanna try it?"

"I’ll give it a taste, and by the way, you mean ’dessert.’"

Er...

The live broadcast room fell silent.

It seems like Yang Tao hasn’t realized the seriousness of the situation.

Jiang’s current behavior is definitely Shinjiro, but this Shinjiro seems all sorts of strange, with vibes of Pai...

[Someone please save Yang Tao; I don’t want her to die so soon.]

Although things were okay for Yang Tao at the moment, it was clear to those with eyes that Jiang Xiao had changed a lot compared to before.

I reckon not many can withstand his constant haranguing.

[Be thankful that Jiang Xiao has a bit of Li Yunlong’s persona; although Li’s a bit rough, at least he’s a kind, principled man. The rest... are hard to say. They’re either abstract, nonsensical, or plain crazy.]

[I don’t accept that, I’m a pure Shinjiro fan!]

[I, the undersea artist Pai Daxing, don’t accept that!]

[I, ’Don’t Want The Lotus Zhang’ man, don’t accept that!]

[Geez, I, ’Mechanism Bunch Bo’er Sister’, don’t accept it either!]

[I didn’t say the other personalities were bad; I’m just worried Yang Tao can’t take it! After a few more shifts with Jiang, will she still handle it?]

Yang Tao is quite a looker.

If she dies, we’ll lose a decorative vase.

So...

Jiang, please, be gentle later on—remember to go easy.

Although Nurse Xiaoqin is also pretty, she has more of a girl-next-door vibe, far from the stunning impact of a woman like Yang Tao.

As the two entered the cafeteria, they bumped into Nurse Xiaoqin immediately.

She was answering a phone call with her left hand while hurrying towards the wards with a bowl of tomato and egg noodles in her right.