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Chapter 274 - 241: Paranoia

Chapter 274: Chapter 241: Paranoia

What?

That...

Seeing that their wealthy patron was angry, the three of them panicked too.

The first one to react was the brainless security guard, who tore off the outfit from Mei Yangyang.

Damn!

Everyone: !!!!!

Within just two days, the same deep-sea python made an appearance twice!

[(ﾉ)益(ヾ) Damn it, are you trying to disgust me? My eyes, my eyes! It stings!]

Just saying.

You can take off Mei Yangyang, but can you find a place with no people around?

Luckily, Nurse Xiao Qin and Doctor Qin Shou still had some bottom lines, they went out to change their underwear before coming back in.

"Jiang Xiao bro, look, we’ve taken them off too..."

"No way, I didn’t see it, I don’t believe it!"

Jiang Xiao anxiously clutched the corner of the bed, warily watching the nurse and the doctor.

These two didn’t take off Mei Yangyang in front of him; what if they were deceiving him?

Don’t believe it?

The two medical staff were stunned.

You don’t believe it, so what?

If it had been yesterday, the nurse would definitely have turned around and walked away.

But now...

She leaned in close to Jiang Xiao and quietly lifted the corner of her skirt.

"How about, how about you touch it to feel? I really removed Mei Yangyang."

Jiang Xiao hadn’t even spoken.

The deep-sea python security guard, however, couldn’t hold back, his big eager face ready to feel it, but he was scolded by the doctor.

"Is this your concern? Stand there!" Then he switched to a flattering smile, "Jiang Xiao bro, please feel."

Nurse Xiao Qin’s face turned red again, and her body began to squirm restlessly.

"Speaking of which, bro, weren’t you looking for someone wearing pink Mei Yangyang underwear last night? Today all three of us wore them; how come..."

Suddenly.

Jiang Xiao’s expression changed from panic to a look of confusion as he touched his head.

"Mei Yangyang? What Mei Yangyang? You mean that thing with horns on its head?"

The nurse and doctor were stunned.

Does this patron have such a bad memory?

Last night, he was checking everyone’s underwear, and now he’s acting like he’s forgotten everything?

"Horns... well... maybe, Mei Yangyang should have horns, right?"

Doctor Qin Shou said hesitantly.

"That’s not Mei Yangyang, that’s Zhang Dabiao’s sworn sister, something like Bull Demon King; you got it wrong."

Three people: ...

Although unclear about what the patron was talking about, it most likely was some creature not from their own dimension.

Could it be that he not only suffered a concussion from a fall but also intermittent memory impairment?

Nurse Xiao Qin whispered into the doctor’s ear.

"Do you think, the kind of Mei Yangyang underwear with horns that Brother Jiang Xiao is looking for? Didn’t ours have horns? Did we buy the wrong ones?"

"Is that so? Then help me bulk purchase it again, remember to get a receipt, and use the hospital’s official funds for reimbursement, go the route... go through the route of purchasing medical protective gear!"

The nurse nodded, understanding the instructions as usual.

Thinking about it, the doctor lowered his voice and said,

"Just buy two pairs; this stupid security guard just makes things worse and contributes nothing positive, let’s not bring him next time."

Seeing the security guard still playing foolishly with a woolly mammoth, the nurse couldn’t help feeling disgusted.

"However, as much as we say that, what if he can’t keep his mouth shut..."

"Don’t worry, next week the director’s nephew is looking for a job, we’ll recommend him through our internal Wuliang Hospital’s recommendation, the kind of job where you watch TV all day and still get paid, who wouldn’t want that?"

"Not okay? Although the security guard is dumb, he’s still our department head..."

Nurse Xiao Qin was a bit scared; if the head learns about this, he might just make her life difficult.

But the doctor seemed very calm, confident that the situation was under control.

"Psh! What are you scared of? One is a director, one is a head; don’t you have an inkling who’s bigger and who’s smaller?"

In just a few words, the two had made their decision.

No more including the security guard in their schemes!

"Brother Jiang Xiao, how about I hang a drip for you first? Then I’ll find time this afternoon to do a brain CT for you?"

Doctor Qin Shou looked utterly subservient.

Ever since finding out about Jiang Xiao’s substantial financial resources, he could no longer afford to refer this wealthy patron to the neighboring fourth hospital.

What the fourth hospital can cure, their third hospital can cure; what the fourth hospital can’t cure, their third hospital can still cure!

"IV fluids?"

Jiang Xiao Yi was startled, then looked at the doctor quizzically.

"Why are you telling me if you want an IV? Just do it."

"Okay."

Doctor Qin signaled to the little nurse, who promptly came over.

"Are we still hanging placebo for him this time?"

Seeing the confused face of Nurse Xiao Qin, Doctor Qin felt nothing but frustration.

"Jeez! How can you be so dumb? Of course, we hang the real stuff! This guy is an important patron; we absolutely must serve him well. How much can we earn from fake meds? What if he dies? We can only make more money if our financier stays alive! You know, even scraps from his fingernails are enough for us to live on for half a lifetime!"

Wow!

The nurse instantly understood.

No wonder he is a doctor; his vision is so much broader than hers!

"Now that you understand, hurry up and act. Give our financier the most expensive, highest commission glucose!"

"Oh, do you understand or not!"

...

And as the nurse was about to poke Jiang Xiao with the needle, something unexpected happened.

"Stop! What are you doing? How dare you, audacious villain, try to assassinate me with poison!"

Jiang Xiao swiftly pinned the nurse down with a capture move, and the needle intended for him was promptly jabbed into the nurse’s pale thigh.

The pain made her roll her eyes and scream like a pig being slaughtered.

"Jiang Xiao, bro! Bro! What are you doing? This isn’t poison. Ah! It’s too deep! Pull it out, hurry and pull it out!"

Jiang Xiao kicked her to the ground, looking vigilantly at the person who tried to harm him.

The doctor had just stepped out, but upon hearing the nurse’s screams, he immediately ran back, thinking there was some medical mishap.

"Where? What’s going on? What needs to be pulled out? Xiao Qin, did you poke the wrong spot again? Did you stick it into the patient’s nerve?"

"No, it’s not... Doctor, look at him!"

The little nurse pointed to the needle in her thigh and bitterly recounted Jiang Xiao’s bad behavior.

What?

After hearing Xiao Qin, Doctor Qin nodded thoughtfully.

He thought to himself that this rich guy might indeed have sustained some sort of mental disorder.

Isn’t this textbook paranoia?

"Jiang Xiao, bro, it’s just an IV, not poison. Don’t be so nervous."

"Bullshit! If you’re giving an IV, just give it. What do you mean by trying to stick me with a needle?"

Huh?

What else do you use to administer an IV if not a needle?

Oral glucose?

This doesn’t seem to be just paranoia...

The nurse and the doctor exchanged a serious look and nodded at each other.

The financier’s behavior seemed like that of a psychiatric patient.

What a pity.

Though they had some knowledge about psychiatric conditions, it wasn’t their specialty.

Surely they couldn’t really send him to the hospital next door?

Don’t they still want to make money from this guy?

Ultimately, it was the doctor who painstakingly explained the rationale behind the IV procedure to Jiang Xiao.

He even pointed to the unfortunate nurse as a reference.

"See, Xiao Qin has already been jabbed by you. If it were poison, she’d definitely be dead by now, right?"

Hm?

Jiang Xiao carefully scrutinized the nurse with his keen eyes.

Seeing her just full of anguish, he finally relaxed.

"Alright, go ahead with the IV, but I have one more request."

"Please go ahead."

The doctor was extremely accommodating, as wealthy people are respected everywhere.

Even if those wealthy people might be mentally unstable.

"You can give an IV, but someone needs to test it on themselves first."

Test it?

What is this new term?

"Don’t understand? Then I guess your brains aren’t much smarter than Pai Daxing."

Then, Jiang Xiao elaborated what he meant by "testing it."

Oh, so that’s what you mean... Why didn’t you say so earlier...

Wait?

That’s not right, is it?

What legitimate hospital ever has a "test it" service?

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