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Chapter 270 - 237: Feigning Retreat to Lure the Enemy
Chapter 270: Chapter 237: Feigning Retreat to Lure the Enemy
Ah Long was worried that Ah Bear might crack under the high-profit offers from the other side.
But unexpectedly, the other side took the initiative to contact his team.
They declared they wouldn’t back down and hoped Ah Long felt the same!
However, Director Wang didn’t give a straightforward reply.
Instead, he arranged to have a detailed discussion with them tomorrow.
It wasn’t about whether they could talk or not now, but rather about how much the other side was willing to give up.
After all, being from the same Blue Star, some compromises could be made.
Of course.
If they wanted to deal with money, forget about it, it had to be something solid!
Who in the world didn’t know that their money printer was already smoking?
Nowadays, taking their money was like taking trash!
Thinking about the bargaining chip he was about to propose, a smile grew even broader on Director Wang’s face.
...
"Well then, give me a sneak peek."
Jiang Xiao was yanking the doctor around just like he had the old man earlier.
The latter looked absolutely livid.
Seriously, this guy should have been sent to the neighboring hospital!
"Jiang Xiao my boy, you can’t just show your underwear to anyone, it’s a person’s most private area, you get that?"
The same old excuse, Jiang Xiao was sick of hearing it.
"Five thousand, will that do? If not, I can give you ten thousand."
Doctor Qin was stunned, thinking do you take me for a fool?
With that naïve grin of yours, you probably don’t even have a hundred gold coins on you, right?
"Are you trying to insult my integrity with money?"
"Integrity? What’s that, can you show it to me?"
While saying this, Jiang Xiao took out some gold notes.
"Heh heh heh...you think..."
Doctor Qin hadn’t finished speaking when his voice involuntarily rose at the end.
"Do you think my integrity is worth so much? Then please go ahead and insult me all you want, thank you!"
The doctor was a straightforward person, no nonsense, he stripped down as soon as he saw the money.
Alright~
"Eh~"
Jiang Xiao sighed in disappointment and handed the two gold notes to the doctor.
The doctor’s underwear was black cotton, seemingly the brand specifically for men.
Seeing the gold master’s disappointment, Doctor Qin thought he had underperformed and was about to take off his underwear then and there.
"Bro, not satisfied? I can do other things too. How about a steel pipe dance? I can even do Michael Jackson’s crotch-grabbing tap dance, and if that’s not enough, I’ve even performed at the Crazy Horse show! Crazy Horse is even more thrilling, bro, do you want to..."
Doctor Qin hadn’t finished talking before Jiang Xiao interrupted him.
"Ah, too bad, it’s still not the pink Mei Yangyang underwear, forget it, I don’t like watching dances, I’m tired, going to sleep."
Seeing the dejected back of Jiang Xiao as he left, Doctor Qin pondered thoughtfully.
So, the gold master fancied pink Mei Yangyang underwear?
...
Overall.
The first night had gone okay, no mishaps.
And the live stream was full of blessings and prayers.
Uh...
Of course, with one single exception.
Right now, the chat in Lighthouse Country’s live stream was filled with curses.
Who knows whether Jack had eaten too much shit, or someone had lobotomized him, but he faced the grotesque with a bizarre sense of superiority?
The last lucky clearance seemed to have inflated his ego, losing sight of who was the real king.
Did he think he was sprout?
Did he think he was Jiang Xiao?
Wasn’t this just asking for trouble by searching for a toilet with a lantern in hand?
Facing the young nurse’s request to return to ward number nine, he really ironically wanted to show off his male charm.
Saying things like, "The night is long, why not enjoy the moon and watch a movie with me?"
He instantly left the young nurse speechless.
Had his concussion rattled his brains too?
There you go.
Jack had been hemming and hawing here for two hours already, finally wearing out the last bit of patience the nurse had.
She couldn’t help but burst out.
"Look at your blonde hair, you think you can flirt with me? Get back to your ward and get an IV, treat your brain!"
What?
Jack was stunned.
What did she mean?
Was she looking down on my Western heritage?
Already haughty, Jack instantly refused to back down, intending to display his charm.
While flipping his blond hair, he threw out some cheesy pick-up lines.
"Hey, beautiful Eastern girl, I like your fiery temper. Eh, I think you might not know, but in my heart, you’re like the hot pepper in Plants vs. Zombies, truly mesmerizing."
Nurse: ???
Are you kidding me?
"Eaten too much farm fertilizer? Can’t you go to the proctology department to have your stomach pumped or your intestine washed?"
Huh?
Jack raised an eyebrow.
He had incomparable confidence in his noble Western heritage!
Back in the day, he got into a university just by saying ’I love Arlong’ and scoring a whopping 19 in Maths, Physics, and Chemistry.
Of course, that was because there were multiple-choice questions on the test, otherwise, he might not have even scored that 19.
The school even arranged three companions for him, and those Asian girls were eager to let him take advantage...
"Hey, I get it, you’re playing hard-to-get, huh? I know this old trick, beautiful girl. You really don’t have to go through such trouble tonight, just if you’re willing..."
Nurse Xiaoqin’s face turned black, and her voice grew very cold.
"If you dare keep being a creep, the security’s fist won’t have such a chat with you!"
The people from Lighthouse Country in the live chat were cursing Jack’s ancestors all the way back to his eighteenth generation.
Not my bro?
I think you really did overeat farm fertilizer!
Your brain is truly full of shit!
What time is it to still flaunt your damn superiority?
Still "playing hard-to-get"? Why not call over your mom for a capture and see how it goes?
"Does anyone know where this Jack lives?"
"Bro, trouble shouldn’t involve family, restrain yourself..."
"Just wondering, where does he get his confidence from?"
"Maybe surviving the last ’Kaidan’ made him a bit swollen-headed."
"Cough!"
Jack cleared his throat loudly; the dirtier the other cursed, the more he felt she was intentionally provoking his interest.
"Oh my God, you know, your eyes are really beautiful, they’re like stars, and I also have half Eastern heritage; my grandma was true Asian blood."
Mixed Western and Eastern blood, full buff!
Jack couldn’t believe a mere nurse could resist such a man of superior heritage.
Seeming to display his refinement,
Jack glanced around, took a syringe from nearby pretending it was a rose, and held it in his mouth.
At the same time, his feet rubbed together in a tango step, continuously circling around the nurse while muttering ’doom chicky doom chicky.’
Elegance... never goes out of style~
Oh, the horror...
The people in the live chat couldn’t even bring themselves to curse him out anymore.
Did the nurse’s good temper become the reason for Jack constantly overstepping boundaries?
Her face now purple with rage, she downed two bottles of blood pressure medication.
What in the world was this jerk trying to do?
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