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Chapter 266 - 233 Are you messing with my mindset, right?

Chapter 266: Chapter 233 Are you messing with my mindset, right?

Elder: ...

Live stream: ...

"Boss Pie, is that you, Boss Pie?"

"No, Jiang Xiao’s expression isn’t wise enough. It’s obviously not Boss Pie."

"But his performance today reminded me of Boss Pie."

"Bullshit! Then I must have seen Sister Bao’s shadow too! Did you guys hear the flat Huan Willow pole!"

"Where have you put my commander? Are you deaf not to hear his loud ’Old Li’?"

"Stop bickering, watch if you can, leave if you can’t, the bullet comments are too dense, blocking my view!"

After brewing for a long time, the elder finally escaped the "blind men and the elephant" quagmire.

"Kind young man, I have trouble moving, could you help me find my useless grandson?"

However, it was clear that Jiang Xiao had no intention of entertaining the elder. It seemed he thought of something and directly lifted the old man’s quilt.

Elder: ??

Jiang Xiao frowned.

This old guy is wearing a hospital gown, and you can’t see the colors or patterns inside...

Considering the old man’s mobility issues, Jiang Xiao had no choice but to help him pull it off.

The elder watched with a face full of terror as Jiang Xiao had his way.

"Thank you very much! What the hell are you doing?"

"Uh, didn’t you say you had trouble moving? I’m helping you take off your pants."

"Holy squid! What kind of nonsensical reasoning is that? I don’t need you to pull my pants off! I wanted you to find my useless grandson, grandson!"

"But I want to see what style of underwear you’re wearing."

Jiang Xiao spoke righteously, completely unaware of any inappropriateness.

"Wang Defa?! Fame, fame, fame! Not... I mean, dude? Does looking at my underwear have any necessary connection to helping me find my grandson?

"Of course! How would I know if I should listen to you if you don’t show me your underwear?"

What?

Why?!

The elder, having lived for seventy to eighty years, felt his entire worldview collapsing today!

To avoid Jiang Xiao’s clawing hands on his own body.

The paralyzed elder, who had been immobile for over a decade, somehow managed to stand up holding the IV drip.

At his old age, he really couldn’t handle the antics of young people nowadays!

I mean.

If those doctors are no good, let the miraculous Jiang take over the treatment of patients.

Jiang Xiao zealously tugged at the old man’s pants.

The elder was desperately pulling them back up!

However, the more he resisted, the more Jiang Xiao was convinced that he must be the one wearing Mei Yangyang underwear.

Otherwise, why resist to the death not letting him see?

Damn...

The scene unfolding before everyone was utterly dumbfounding...

All could say was that although the elder was of age, he still had some fight left in him.

Holding the IV stand with one hand and managing to hold his own against Jiang Xiao’s tugging, he desperately protected his privacy.

For his own dignity, the elder went all out!

However, the bulging veins on the elder’s arm and the sweat beads on his forehead still contrasted starkly with the composed Jiang Xiao.

Elder: ╭(;´༎ຶ益༎ຶ`)ノ

"Let go, you get off me!"

Jiang Xiao: ༽΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵༼

"I won’t, just let me see, just one glimpse."

Tsk!

The elder was grinding his teeth!

Was this a matter of seeing once or twice?

The commotion between the two was quite loud, and just as the attending doctor, Dr. Qin, got up to go to the toilet that night, he whimsically decided to check the surveillance.

Hmm?

One look, puzzled.

Hmm?!

Two looks, shocked.

Fuck!

The old man who’s been paralyzed in bed just stood up?!!

A medical miracle!

When faced with this situation, the doctor instantly woke up, grabbed his equipment, and headed straight for ward nine.

"I’m saying, you two, why are you making noise in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?"

Seeing the doctor finally arrived, Jiang Xiao had to temporarily release the old man’s waistband.

And the old man just started crying on the spot.

(;´༎ຶ┏益┓༎ຶ`)

"Doctor! You finally came! If you had been any later, I... I... would have almost lost my good reputation!"

Fuck!

The doctor didn’t even want to deal with their conflict at this moment.

He just wanted to figure out how the old man’s condition improved so quickly!

No, not just quickly—it shouldn’t have improved at all under normal circumstances.

After all, it had been like this for over a decade.

Yet now, not only could he stand holding up his IV bag, but the muscles in his arms seemed to have bulked up significantly!

Look at those solid biceps...

Even his speech was clear and coherent.

You know, the old man’s brain had also been paralyzed due to a cerebral hemorrhage before.

Now, it seemed like all his stubborn ailments were cured!

A miracle!

This is simply a medical miracle in the history of medicine!

"Old Master Sun, your illness is cured?"

The doctor’s question made the old man pause before he incredulously checked his current movements.

"My... my illness... is cured?"

"Old Master Sun, try again, see if your arms and legs work?"

Try?

Just saying it, Old Master Sun did a one-handed backflip on the hospital bed.

"Ta-da!"

He landed steadily!

Not only was his body steady, but he also still held the IV bag firmly in his hand!

Damn?

What’s going on?

The old man, excited and face flushed, spoke with utter disbelief.

"Doctor, me? Am I really cured? My illness is cured!"

Doctor Qin Shou prodded the old man with his equipment, deciding to check again.

Jiang Xiao took the opportunity to comfort him as well.

"Eh, don’t worry too much about your recovery; this might be just a temporary rebound."

Old Master Sun: ???

Some people really suck at giving comfort!

"Doctor, tell me, what exactly is my condition now?"

Meanwhile, Dr. Qin Shou put away his equipment, a warm smile on his face.

"Sss, Old Master, rest assured, although I’ve never encountered this before, I’ve heard of similar cases where terminally ill patients suddenly become very energetic, either from a high dose of adrenaline or extreme psychological stimulation. Generally speaking, this condition might not last."

Old Master Sun turned pale and collapsed on the bed.

Isn’t this explanation just the "temporary rebound" Jiang Xiao mentioned?

Why say so much?

I thought my illness was cured.

Tonight was supposed to be my last night in the hospital, but it turns out, indeed, it’s my last.

"Ah, Old Master, don’t get too happy too soon, we haven’t even taken an X-ray yet. It’s still too early to pronounce you dead."

Jiang Xiao again tried to offer comfort.

Old Master Sun: ???

Happy? You @#*&?!

"That’s right, we, as doctors, can’t be so hasty with our conclusions. Let’s take an X-ray first; perhaps you can still live for another day or two."

Old Master Sun: ???

You two came here to mess with my mind, right?

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